1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

DLP Diplomacy

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Arthellion, Oct 29, 2018.

Loading...
  1. Threadmarks: Opening Post
    Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2017
    Messages:
    1,398
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia, USA
    High Score:
    4400
    DIPLOMACY
    [​IMG]

    Spring 1901

    Introduction by Richard Sharp
    In a changing world, some things do not change. It may be fashionable to decry the simple Virtues, but we still like to find them in our friends. Loyalty, honesty, frankness, gratitude, chivalry, magnanimity - these are the hallmarks of the good friend, the good husband and father, the nice guy we all hope our daughters will marry.

    In the amoral world of Diplomacy, however, they are the hallmarks of the born loser. If a fallen enemy reaches out a hand for assistance, the wise man lops it off. If a friend does you a good turn when you’re down, wait until he’s down, then beat him to death. If an ally asks for your help in planning the next season’s moves, give it freely and copiously, then do the reverse of what you agreed and let him take the counter-attack. Try to surround yourself with people who trust you, then let them down; find an ally who will gladly die for you and see that he does just that.


    In short, Diplomacy is not a nice game; to win, it is necessary to behave like a complete cad. Some people adopt a tone of moral outrage at the philosophy of the game, and refuse to play it at all: though it is already unfashionable, and will soon no doubt be illegal, to acknowledge any difference between the sexes, this attitude is particularly common among women — a cynic might say that Diplomacy threatens to erode the natural advantage their innate duplicity gives them over men in real life. At any event, this moral posture is quite untenable. We all have these anti-social tendencies somewhere within us, and it may be better to give them free rein in a harmless game, suppressing them where they could do real damage.


    Not a nice game, as I said; but a marvellously entertaining one. Of all the countless board-games that have followed in the wake of Monopoly, none has acquired the devoted cult-following of Diplomacy: a game of pure skill for seven pedigree rats with time on their hands.



    Game Rules

    http://www.diplomacy-archive.com/god.htm

    Please read the above rules. First few turns I will check if your orders are correct, but after 1904 I will no longer offer assistance. If you make a stupid mistake because you didn't read the rules that is on you.

    Rules Specific to DLP
    PM Me your Orders. Orders are due each Friday at 11am Eastern starting on November 9th. If all orders are in early, I'll update early. I do not require to be involved with diplomacy between players, but any public treaties or such must be submitted to me prior to order dates. You're welcome to Roleplay shit out in this thread, but all that matters is orders when I input them.

    Example Orders
    FLON - NTH (Fleet London to North Sea)
    FEDI ^FLON-NTH (Fleet Edinburgh support Fleet London into North Sea)
    FENG C AWAL-PIC (Fleet English Channel convoys Army Wal to Picardy)
    AWAL CPic (Army Wal convoyed into Picardi)

    Countries will be randomized. First come first serve for open spots.

    Countries
    1. Germany: @Lion
    2. France: @Paradise
    3. Austria: @Aekiel
    4. Russia: @ScottPress
    5. Turkey: @TMD
    6. England: @Zombie
    7. Italy: @theimmortalhp
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2018
  2. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2006
    Messages:
    1,511
    Location:
    One of the Shires
    High Score:
    9,373
    In it to win it! Sign me up!
     
  3. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2013
    Messages:
    45
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Holy Moose Empire
    High Score:
    6900
    For Glory and Great Justice! I'm in.
     
  4. TMD

    TMD High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    561
    Put me in coach.
     
  5. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    6,036
    I'll give it a whirl.
     
  6. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2013
    Messages:
    45
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Holy Moose Empire
    High Score:
    6900
    I'm reading the rules and hoping that they turn out to be easier in practical application than they seem in text, or that I'm defeated quickly before I embarrass myself too much. This game looks crazy.

    I pity our GM who will have to make sense of it all.
     
  7. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2017
    Messages:
    1,398
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia, USA
    High Score:
    4400
    After first turn or two it makes sense.

    And honestly its very much 1 vs. 1 equals stalemate. 2v1 equals bounce the lesser out. 2v2 equals stalemate. etc.

    Spots closed. I'll go ahead and give countries.
     
  8. theimmortalhp

    theimmortalhp Third Year

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2015
    Messages:
    81
    I'm in the last slot. Looking forward to it.
     
  9. Threadmarks: Countries
    Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2017
    Messages:
    1,398
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia, USA
    High Score:
    4400
    1. Germany: Lion
    2. France: Paradise
    3. Austria: Aekiel
    4. Russia: ScottPress
    5. Turkey: TMD
    6. England: Zombie
    7. Italy: theimmortalhp


    Good video tutorial on how to play.
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    6,036
    Get on IRC join #diplomacy

    Observers welcome.
     
  11. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2013
    Messages:
    45
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Holy Moose Empire
    High Score:
    6900
    Ugh. Are we going to use IRC instead of PMs?

    @Arthellion, what about some of the practical aspects? We use the game notation for orders, going by the OP. Do players have to keep track of the map on their own? Is there going to be an updated map posted itt each turn?
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2018
  12. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    6,036
    No, its just for the flavor. PMs are still the method of moving. I just figured if everyone wanted to be all in one place they could be there as well.
     
  13. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2017
    Messages:
    1,398
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia, USA
    High Score:
    4400
    PMS will be used.

    Game notations are preferred but I'll accept sentences. Players don't have to keep track of the map. I'll update each friday with the orders of each player and a new map.
     
  14. Lion

    Lion Denarii Host DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2009
    Messages:
    1,040
    Location:
    That place
    As Kaiser of the great and proud nation of Germany, I would like to propose world peace as according to our history. We believe strongly and peace and seek for everyone to disarm as it can only lead to warfare.
     
  15. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2015
    Messages:
    746
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pine Tree State
    The Nation of France stands ready, for the glory ofNapoleon!
     
  16. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2013
    Messages:
    45
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Holy Moose Empire
    High Score:
    6900
    [​IMG]

    I trust my message is clear.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    6,036
    <insert shit Taure says here>
     
  18. TMD

    TMD High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    561
    [​IMG]

    Light of the moon and stars upon those of you sensible enough to pursue peace and co-operation. For those of you that aren't...
     
  19. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2006
    Messages:
    1,511
    Location:
    One of the Shires
    High Score:
    9,373
    Ah fuck. This should be interesting.
     
  20. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2017
    Messages:
    1,398
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia, USA
    High Score:
    4400
    Austrian history in two sentences ladies and gentlemen.
     
Loading...
Loading...