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Funny Pics? No Malarkey!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Nazgoose

    Nazgoose The Honky-tonk ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter DLP Gold Supporter

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    I think the joke is that people who kill themselves don't get into Valhalla, you need a warrior's death for that. It's a really creepy and shitty "Epstein didn't kill himself" joke.
     
  2. Oment

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    We fed them soy beans, obviously.
     
  4. cucio

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    Wait until He finds about stuff like Twilight or furries. Apocalypse is near.
     
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    Kobe's 13 y/o daughter died in the crash with him.
     
  6. Nazgoose

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    ... Yeah? I'm aware. Not sure what you're responding to.
     
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    Responding to the fact that you didn't get the joke I believe. It's literally all a set up for Epstein being a pedo.
     
  8. Arthellion

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    I think everyone gets that part lol. Why it was in Valhalla is the part I was explaining.
     
  11. Arthellion

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    Most of you probably won't get this but whatever: [​IMG]
     
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    Wasn’t sure whether I should post this here or in Sick & Perverse, but here you go…

    571932A6-F627-448C-8344-FA6D3293D5A9.jpeg
     
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    Wait ... Prince Harry is adopted?
    XD
     
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