The Trio » by Raqual reviews
AU. Harry, Hermione, and Ron have dreams of being famous. What's a better way of doing that than to start a band. With horny uncles, bickering parents, pranking managers, and friends with benefits, their fifth year is sure to entertain. No Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 6-24-10​

It's been done before and it'll be done again, and again, and again, and again, ...


EDIT:

..., and again, and again, and again, and again, ...

A Peek Inside the Band » by Drarryloverangel57 reviews
Harry gets a chance to see his fav band in concert, w/backstage passes. During the concert, he catches the blondes eye, and will do anything to get those green eyes out of his memory. Slut!Draco, Virgin!Harry M for lemons and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 7-7-10 - Draco M. & Harry P.​

 

man, people think of the most random things to label with !harry

 

Just goes to show the depth of characterisation these authors achieve when they can accurately sum up their character in one word, especially with that word being 'virgin'.

 

And another - without any band.

Tidel » by narley410 reviews
The cullens come to hogworts from all different places as first graders where they meet harry,ron and herminie. As they battle against the world and all odds together, love is formed enimies become allies what next. Rhiannon da craygirl' story ;
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Harry P. & Bella​

No, it's not a troll. It seems as if the content had been spell checked before it was posted. In contrary to the summary the story is just plain bad and boring with loads of grammatical issues..

 

Wait, what? How can the Cullens, the immortal teenage vampire things, pass as first years?

 

That's a question not even Stephenie Meyer is able to answer.

 

Not first years. First graders.

They're seven year olds.

 

Pain by Aling Hermione contemplates the moon. Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 12-19-09 - Hermione G.



Deep, man, real deep.

 

Is da craygirl some sort of crayfish mutant?

 

I think a little part of me died inside when I read this thread. :X

 

Go and browse through its five predecessors. Afterwards you're permanently desensitized - or an empty shell.

 

My God, this is actually readable...I mean, its a terrible idea and the characters are ridiculously out of character, but grammatically...it's not terrible at all. Although the author DOES misuse 'your and you're', along with 'its and it's'. But still...I just clicked it out of morbid curiosity, and was rather impressed with the technical writing skills of the author, given the content.

 

Year of the snake part 1 » by AlbinoF0x reviews
its been years since that day in the chamber of secrets, where the basilisk saved harrys life. now he returns years later and learns exactly why. what he finds will change his life and the course of history. harry/basilisk bestiality M for a reason Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 65,605 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-30-10 - Published: 8-26-10 - Harry P. & OC - Complete

 

From that author's profile. It speaks for itself.

 

...

'The fuck?

 

I don't even have to say anything.

 

It gets even better...

 

That makes me want to laugh and heave at the same time.

I vomited in my mouth.

 

Reminds me of My Immortal. Undoubtedly without My Immortal's charm though.

 

Title: Harry Potter And The Dark Phoenix
Summary: Harry Potter is fed up of Dumbledore and the Order lying to him. But he doesn't want to join Voldemort either. So how can he fight? Can he become just as powerful as Dumbledore and Voldemort? Dark!Powerful!Harry You have light and dark, now meet the gray!

I’m pretty sure this story was written by a very young kid, about three or four years ago now. The writer seemed very young and unexperienced. They fell straight into a world of clichés. The writer has not updated any of their stories for a few years now- but if they do come back I hope they will wipe out their old stuff and start afresh.
Actually I'm pretty sure this writer's worse story is already gone, it was about how a pregnant Ginny and Harry were kicked out by Mrs Weasley and along the way met Harry’s magical Aunt who was Voldemort’s lover or something. I felt sorry for the writer, because the story was really, really bad. It was like a crack fic, that was meant to be serious.