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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    Another fan-girl making Harry a Mary Sue?

     
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    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    ...

    :facepalm

    Ninja: didn't even click on the story, so it might be a prank.
     
  3. Mutt

    Mutt High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Wait, what? What the fuck?
     
  4. Nuit

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    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    I know, that was pretty much my first reaction as well.
     
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    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    Being a rapist is a profession now? Why didn't anyone tell me?
     
  7. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    Just how the fuck do people come up with this? This isn't so much lame as creepy.
     
  8. Nuit

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    Apparently this author jacked the story from Literotica and replaced the named inside with Naruto characters and even failed doing that right.
     
  9. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    They should have made it harder to use the internet. A little puzzle or riddle on login, every single time, for example. Something that will make it harder for the guys capable of this (and not a lot else) to be able to fulfill their dark ambitions.
     
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    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Apparently Harry is paid to go rape random women. Are they too scared to do it themselves or what?
     
  11. Nuit

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    Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler

    Edit: Another one that is very confusing...and disturbing.

     
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  12. Nuit

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    This is a bump and a post.

    I search by looking at the two main characters. So when I saw Harry & Daphne I had hoped for something good. But...I found this instead.

    Edit: Another found on the same search page.

     
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    I wonder if the author means Neville's toad. I'd actually consider reading it if that were the case.
     
  14. Grinning Lizard

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    And why is this a terrible summary..?

    Because it's an HP / A-Team crossover, and gives absolutely no indication of the fact.

    EDIT: On the theme of awesome crossovers, here's a Harry / Godzilla one;

    I especially love the how-to guide the author includes for readers within the summary - read it, review, no negative comments, you have to enjoy it, oh and those reviews I mentioned? Long ones.
     
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  15. Hero of Stupidity

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    The Riddle Answered » by DZ2 reviews
    DarkHarry: Rather than kill Harry in the graveyard, Tom reveals a startling secret: Harry is his son: Harry James Salazar Rasputin Riddle: son of Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange. Hogwarts: WATCH OUT! Dumbledore; beware: HARRY KNOWS THE TRUTH! HR/DG
    Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,610 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 9-23-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G.

    As he said, BEWARE!
     
  16. Randeemy

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    but...but its Harry/Daphne!
     
  17. Hero of Stupidity

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    For me, the hope died here:Tom reveals a startling secret: Harry is his son:
     
  18. Grinning Lizard

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    Ahaha, whilst desperately searching for some promising new fanfiction, I stumbled across this little gem;

    Wow. They had me at

     
  19. Nuit

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    Can I ask what a G Stuart Naruto is?
     
  20. Hero of Stupidity

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    The neglected and abused twin brother of Gary Sue?
     
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