Again, a prime example of why slash-writers/readers shouldn't be allowed to breed.

 

Fuck you for making us imagining it.

 

You're welcome.

 

Hermione's Love For Her Dark Lord by BuffyHarrygirl24
Lord Voldermort has an obsession with oranges so when he has his followers capture Ms. Granger who her has an interest in, he has feelings for her and wants her for his bride, but will she give into him and love him after she is captured...
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Published: 6-20-11 - Hermione G. & Voldemort

I'm not a grammar nazi but...

 

...and the worst thing you picked out was the grammar.

 

I always figured Voldemort as an apple guy.

And before you say anything, at least it isn't punk.

 

The Essence of Ginevra » by Wolfshadow31 reviews

Harry's fallen for Ginny, but she is with someone else. What happens when Ginny overhears a secret confession when Harry thinks he is all alone? Will he ever experience...the Essence of Ginevra? Rated M for a reason.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 4-25-11 - - Harry P./Ginny W.

 

I'm kinda sad, I saw the title and thought someone was trying to imitate Perfume: the story of a murder; where the main character kills a bunch of beautiful women and makes them into a perfume. Only for this, like a potion or something. No wild orgy scene either I'm betting.

 

I hadn't looked at it myself. I was just thinking Harry wanted her to rub one off on him.

 

I didn't look at either, the summary mentions nothing about murder. It was just the odd title.

 

7. Fate's Wings » by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews Post-GoF AU. Transforming into a small dove to escape the abuse of the Dursleys, an injured Harry Potter travels to Hogwarts alongside his familiar Hedwig. There he is discovered by none other than Severus Snape and thus a friendship will grow...R&RRated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,861 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 4-6-11 - Severus S. & Harry P.

10. Will you be my daddy? » by FanofBellaandEdward reviews After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then, one day, he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPregRated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 207,370 - Reviews: 3993 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 7-11-10 - Draco M. & Harry P.

14. Frozen » by swamygliders reviews Ron finds Harry crying in his bed one night after a detention. When he goes to get help for his best mate Harry runs. Where does he go and who finds him? Warning: Mentions of AbuseRated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,960 - Reviews: 253 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 4-11-11 - Harry P. & Minerva M.

15. They Read The Future and The Past » by Somerlia reviews What first starts as the Marauders and Lily reading about Harry, turns into a large group of people all reading about the life story of the Boy-Who-Lived. Drama is bound to erupt, in the form of kisses and slaps as they read Harry's story.Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,837 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 6-3-11 - Lily Evans P. & Harry P.

18. Not A Fairytale » by Jinko reviews Every fairytale has some truth to it. When Draco Malfoy is used as the Dark Lord's guinea pig, he slips into a daily coma, only waking during the night. The only cure to this is a kiss from his one true love.Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,883 - Reviews: 534 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 2-21-10 - Harry P. & Draco M.

19. The Rise of the Drackens » by StarLight Massacre reviews Harry comes into a very surprising inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very beautiful. Now he has dominant males trying to pin him to every available surface. What's a boy to do? Draco/Harry/Blaise. Mpreg. Slash. Adopted from Beautiful Kaos.Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,192 - Reviews: 713 - Updated: 6-24-11 - Published: 5-26-11 - Harry P. & Draco M.

The first page of ff.net and they're all apparently 'serious' fics...

I'm never going fic diving again.

 

Chapter 4 » by SeverusDmitri18 reviews
Continuation of chapters 1-3. And some info for some of the characters I'm gonna use. I might make up a few names as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - Harry P. & Legolas​

The reviews are 1:1 - one bashing the author and the other:

Trinity Fenton-Phantom
2010-04-27 . chapter 2
great story. keep writing. update soon. I can't wait to read more! This is getting interesting.​

Now you just can't not look at it. Give it a chance and jump right in.

 

Vera

Summary: BtVS/FireFly, alternate reality/AU for both fandoms, no scfi/supernatural. Prompt: The pairing you want: Jayne/Xander The setting/scenario you want: musicians. the two either are in a band together, or one admires the other -bar!tal

 

I did look at the story. Then I looked at his profile. Then I looked at his other stories.

I have rarely seen so much :facepalm and :awesome at the same time.

 

Daughter of Slytherin » by Annabeth Volturi reviews
Salena Slytherin, daughter of Salazar Slytherin is crystallized 4 1000 yrs & freed by Dumbledore and Snape.She can see into the future, but she's not happy with her descendant.Snape cares 4 her, & she cares 4 him, but could it blossom into something else?
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,589 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-2-11 - Published: 10-24-07 - Severus S. & OC

 

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Guardians by MarcusSLazarus

['Power Rangers' crossover] After 'HBP', Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are given four remarkable gems, giving them the powers of the Guardian Power Rangers, sending them on a search for the horcruxes with aid of Jason, the first Red Ranger

(Harry Potter -> Non-BtVS/AtS Stories -> Crossover: Other)

 

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The world needs more HP/PR crossovers.

 

No it does not. My God, no.

 

Helllooo, self-insert with a bat fetish!

 

Did You Hear About The Malfoy's ? by MuteMe
After witnessing a murder draco and hermione are sent into witness protection, forced to stay at a cabin in the middle of nowhere. But how will they cope living together after such a dramatic break-up.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Published: 7-5-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.