Just got the email. And now I'm bouncing off the walls: it's midnight here, and I'm leaving on a week and a half long road trip in six and a half hours with little to no internet access, and when I get back I'll be back in classes.

I registered Day One, within fifteen minutes of the clue going up, and I'm the first person in my household (we have six different accounts for different people, not including my other ones from Day 2) to get in.

 

Why do I not have my email yet ;__;

 

Got Sorted into Slytherin. It's not exactly what I wanted (Ravenclaw, dammit!), but it'll do. The Common Room looks pretty nifty, fyi.

 

Scrittore: Merlin was a Slytherin guis.
[3:02pm] Klael: this is going to be either the greatest thing for HP or the worst
[3:02pm] Taure: This confuses me:
[3:02pm] Taure: "It literally contains the intelligence of the four founders"
[3:02pm] Klael: there will be no in between
[3:02pm] Taure: Literally?
[3:02pm] JBlaise: Merlin didn't go to hogwarts
[3:02pm] JBlaise: So~
[3:02pm] Taure: That's an odd use of words.
[3:02pm] Klael: Literally, Taure
[3:02pm] Scrittore: JBlaise: According to Pottermore, he did.
[3:02pm] Scrittore: Come at JK Bro.
[3:02pm] JBlaise: Hold on
[3:02pm] Klael: they took out their intelligences and put them IN the hat
[3:02pm] JBlaise: What
[3:02pm] Scrittore: Oh yeah
[3:02pm] Taure: Implies that it's not a copy of their intelligence, but is their intelligence.
[3:02pm] JBlaise: Scrittore: what
[3:02pm] Scrittore: The welcoming message for the Slytherin Common Room
[3:02pm] Scrittore: Says Merlin was a Slytherin
[3:02pm] JBlaise: WHAT THE FUCK

Lulz.

 

It'd be funny if all of them said that (and the joke of course is that Merlin didn't go to Hogwarts). Somehow, I doubt that this is the case.

:'(

POTTERMORE WHY YOU NO SEND ME MY LETTER?!?!?! YOU SAID I BE IN!!!!!! ONE 1

(;_

 

Pottermore being down is ruining all my god damn brewing.


By the way, anyone have the welcome messages from the other houses yet? Or are we all going to be in Slytherin?

 

I'm looking to be in Ravenclaw . . .

. . . that or Hufflerin.

 

Dammit. I go away for a few days and my email comes the day after I leave. And when I get back, the site is down. -__-

 

Oh, how terrible it must be to have your mail already!

Dick.

 

As I unfortunately was born without perfect recollection and a tendency for being lazy, did everyone that got in so far register at the first quill?

 

Fucking THIS.

No.

Dammit.

 

A/S/L, Sesc.

You've picked yourself up a paedophile.

 

I've gotten around 20 random friend requests. I think kids are kinda just spamming everyone.

Oh well. More people to crush in duels.

 

I seem to be friendless so far. I'm SilverWombat197 - send me your friend requests DLP!

 

Half an inch away. SO CLOSE.


EDIT: Gryffindor? What the shit. I thought it would be Ravenclaw or Slytherin for sure.


EDIT EDIT: By request, here's the Gryffindor Welcome Message:

Spoiler

Congratulations! I’m Prefect Percy Weasley, and I’m delighted to welcome you to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures; our house colours are scarlet and gold, and our common room lies up in Gryffindor Tower.

This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. It’s where the bravest and boldest end up – for instance: Albus Dumbledore! Yes, Dumbledore himself, the greatest wizard of our time, was a Gryffindor! If that’s not enough for you, I don’t know what is.

I won’t keep you long, as all you need to do to find out more about your house is to follow Harry Potter and his friends as I lead them up to their dormitories. Enjoy your time at Hogwarts – but how could you fail to? You’ve become part of the best house in the school.

It's wicked short compared to Slytherin's, but it is the house we know the most about already.