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Official Funny Pics Part 2

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    80 year old woman with her safety belt strapped on can't move so fast.

    Not unless they win bingo anyway.
     
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    /is astonished this discussion is taking place.

    Don't coffee/tea require boiling/boiled water to make? Because that's what my kettle does. It boils the water.

    And say what you will, putting any drink between your legs while driving is asking it to spill. Putting a drink with boiled - or just very hot - water there and being upset you got burnt is a type of retarded so unfathomable I can see Jackie Chan's face reflected in my monitor.
     
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    The car was parked. It happened when she opened the lid. She probably shouldn't have opened it while it was between her legs, I agree, but the car was not in motion.
     
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    Not to mention she was a passenger, not the driver.

    In any case, the jury did lop 20% off her compensation because they ruled it was partially her fault.
     
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    Because there are so many 9gaggers here in DLP


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    And I think someone here should add DLP on picture above.
     
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    Fucking 9gag. The original strip was from college humour, and didn't include 9gag at all, because its fucking retarded. Thats arrogance of the highest order, and plagiarism to boot. Fuck that shit.
     
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    I still thought it was hilarious. lol.
     
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    Am I the only one who thinks making Amazon a guy was just wrong?
     
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  18. Anarchy

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    Fuck. An even bigger tear-jerking moment happens a few episodes later in the Cell Games. The super epic part where ss2 Gohan and Cell are using their beam waves in the final showdown, and Vegeta comes in at the last second and hits Cell with a blast just barely powerful enough to cause Cell to falter, and then he get's obliterated.
     
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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Epic yeah, tearjerker not so much. Vegeta went nuts on Cell out of rage, but Goku sacrificed himself out of love. Not to mention the fact that Vegeta was still a mega douche during the Cell Games.
     
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    Yeah but being a mega douche suits Vegeta.
     
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