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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. Atum

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    I do believe she may have overshot a more realistic goal here.
     
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    Well, she knows what she wants... It would almost be admirable, if only she wanted something besides superficial looks and a man rich enough to satisfy her gold-digging instincts.
     
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    Well she'd need a man like that to be able to afford to buy her enough food, DUH!
     
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    I found the man she's looking for. He's a model of sorts AND a corporate icon. I'm sure they'll be happy together.

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    They look a little bit alike...you sure they aren't related?
     
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    Not to mention all the hamburgers she could ever want.
     
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    Pretty much this. lol.
     
  8. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Explaining the joke is full of win.
     
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    I must concur.
     
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    Would be a funny movie if you replaced Jackie Chan with Ken Jeong.

     
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    Hmm, i thought it didn't win any because it was shit. Good to know it's because of some conspiracy, and a jew one at that.

    Also wtf

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    Totally stolen from 4chan. Only there it had Nazis.
     
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