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Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. Innomine

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    I dunno, I just can't watch someone get hit by a truck and laugh. No matter what he was wearing/doing.
     
  2. Psychotic Cat

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    So what you're saying is... even if their sexual preference and/or skin colour differ from yours, you still don't like seeing people hit by trucks?

    What are you, some kind of 'decent human being' or something?
     
  3. Seratin

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    The funniest part is the way he just sort of turns like he's spinning on his heel and completely going with it. Y'know... rather than being a fucking douchebag and endangering lives by fucking around on a road and getting exactly what he deserved.
     
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    The truck looks like its only half on the road
     
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    That's because it is. It's obvious that the truck is trying to avoid the two people who are in the road but that guy is posing just off the side of the road.
     
  7. Darth Disaster

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    NAILED IT.

    (See, now, this is funny because the chance of her being more than just a bit banged and bruised is low. )
     
  8. TheWiseTomato

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    Goddam. So much sympathy pain.
     
    yak, Nae
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    At least her final landing spot was water instead of, say, concrete or more dirt.

    If I ever get the chance, I'mma upload a pic of what I did to a steel bar a couple years back on my last major bike catastrophe.
     
  10. Innomine

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    I just want to know how she screwed up riding a bike so completely. -_-
     
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    Skyrim ragdoll physics. I can't be the only one who sees this.
     
  12. Oz

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    She comes into the ramp at the wrong angle, tries to turn into it, doesn't compensate for the shift in her weight to the opposite side and goes down. Classic noob mistake. Lean into your turns, kids. :(
     
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    To be fair, she was coming in quite fast.
     
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    I'm starting to watch the series here very soon (it's the next thing on my watch list). Seeing this amused me, despite knowing next to nothing about the series.
     
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    And the companion (ba-dum-tsh) piece to that:

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Oz

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    Do I have to remind you fucks not to embed images that break the forum width?
     
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    "Paint me like one of your french girls." - Pat Rothfuss
     
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