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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. Hero of Stupidity

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    That guy who invented a gf who died or something like that...
     
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    Platypus Groundskeeper

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    Manti Teo (or something like that) plays football at Notre Dame. He has spent three years claiming he had a girlfriend that he met online from Stanford who played volleyball and all sorts of crap. Every time she was supposed to show up to a game (college football fans are crazy and keep track of these things) she got sick, got in a car crash, and then suddenly died of leukemia. This past September. Then in December or something, someone asked, "Wait. What was her name again." And then Notre Dame held some sort of press conference that they were innocent of all wrong doing and dishonesty and gave up Manti to hang in the wind for having a fake girlfriend that he killed after three years of fake dates. ESPN radio has been having a ball with him.

    TL;DR college football is full of nuts.
     
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    Could give 2 shits about Teo but funniest thing was when they talked about it on Jeff Ross's The Burn, Margaret Cho said she was fine with a football player having a fake girlfriend because that meant one less real woman being sexually assaulted. Cracked me up.
     
  4. Hero of Stupidity

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    So we got...

    Justin Bieber
    Katy Perry?
    ???
    Rihanna (yes, you're an idiot)
    Taylor Swift
    Adele?
    Selena Gomez
    Britney?
    Hitler

    I'm bad at this.
     
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    It's Bieber, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Rihanna (idiot, agreed), Taylor Swift, Adele, Selena Gomez, Ke$ha, and Hitler.

    So, in other words, mediocre, mediocre, okay, mediocre, mediocre, good, good, fucking excellent, and only if I'm in the mood for it. I'll leave you all to decide the order.
     
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    Best to worst: Adele, Hitler, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber.
     
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    NobelFiction Seventh Year

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    This is awesome but I'm missing something. That's obviously Indy, but the boy doesn't look like Mutt from the 4th movie and I'm at a loss as to the girl.

     
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    It's Laura Croft, Indiana and Nathan Drake.
     
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    Now that's a crossover I'd like to see.
     
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