Title: Harry Potter and the Combat Butler Author: Andrew Joshua Talon Rating: M Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Undecided, Not H/G or R/Hr Status: Work in Progress Summary: Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash. Link:...
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