Title: The Worst Muggles Imaginable Author: Ephemeral3501 Rating: M Genre: Humor/Horror Status: WIP Summary: The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable. Link: Link! Vernon Dursley, the bastard offspring of David Berkowitz, is informed by his dog Ripper that the spawn of Satan was just dropped off at his front door. Crack ensues. It retreads a lot of ground, but Harry makes awfully adorable satanist. And who couldn't use more crack in their lives?
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