being old as shit
Friends. Buddies. Did you know that you're old now? Yeah, I bet you did. You old motherfuckers. You've been staring in the mirror and wrinkles have been staring back. A side-effect of aging is that you start to develop strange interests in things you previously regarded as the dullest thing on earth. You've categorised your tools by size. You've been shopping for table mats. You've got matching furniture for your living room. And now it's plants. Shh. It's okay. This is a safe place. Post...