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  1. methor
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    WIP Trading Favors by Guile - T [Naruto]

    Title: Trading Favors Author: Guile Rating: T Status: In Progress Fandom: Naruto Pairings: N/A Summary: The ninja world revolves around its elite geniuses, its powerful bloodlines, its living legends. Tenten has none of those things. Maybe she can borrow one of Naruto's? Admittedly, the Leaf's legendary Sannin is far more ridiculous, contrary and perverted than she ever expected, but Gai-sensei didn't raise quitters. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12393623/1/Trading-Favors This is a...
    Thread by: methor, Mar 27, 2018, 2 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  2. Download
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    WIP Cordylosophies - T - BtVS/Star Wars crack

    Title: Cordylosophies Author: alienyouthct Rating: T Genre: Humor, romance, crack Chapters: 12 Words: 32k Status: WIP, recent updates Fandom: Star Wars/BtVS crossover Pairings: Cordelia/femOC Summary: Cordelia Chase gets a new lease on life after her death on Earth. Heaven help the galaxy far, far away… https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11736333/1/Cordylosophies I'm not sure how I feel about this fic. It's hilarious but at the same time a bit retarded which is why I marked it as crack despite...
    Thread by: Download, Mar 13, 2016, 8 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  3. Dark Minion
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    WIP The Trouble With Time Turners by Katsala - T

    Series Title: The Trouble With Time Turners Author: Katsala Rating: T DLP-Category: Humor Genre: Humor, Parody, Crack Pairings: Harry/Hermione/Ron, Neville/Luna/Ginny Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/301806 Part 1: The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things Published: May 11, 2015 Completed: August 7, 2015 Words: 5855 Chapters: 10 Status: Complete Summary: Luna. The reason is Luna. (Though in all technicality Draco shouldn't have left her alone with the Veil and a ridiculous amount of...
    Thread by: Dark Minion, Feb 19, 2016, 8 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  4. Peter North
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    WIP Itachi is that a baby? by SpoonandJohn - M - HP/Naruto

    Title: Itachi is that a baby? Author: SpoonandJohn Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Status: WIP Library Category: Humor Pairings: None so far Summary: Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him...
    Thread by: Peter North, Feb 19, 2016, 6 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  5. Download
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    Complete The Ozpin Files - T - RWBY

    Title: The Ozpin Files Author: Anon_H Rating: T Genre: Crack, Oneshot Status: Complete Fandom: RWBY Pairings: Everything Summary: After another succesful hack, Cinder learns that Ozpin isn't the fearsome opponent she had made him out to be. He is actually kind of a prick. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5391641 I laughed my way through it from start to end. The humour is perfect as is the crack interpretation of Ozpin. 4/5 from me.
    Thread by: Download, Jan 4, 2016, 9 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  6. Dungbomb
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    Complete Little Guy by Clell65619 - K+ - HP/George of the Jungle

    Title: Little Guy Author: Clell65619 Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Parody Status: Complete, 21,715k words Library Category: Humor Pairings: None until last chapter Summary: What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11187678/1/Little-Guy this is a total crack HP/George of...
    Thread by: Dungbomb, Jul 12, 2015, 4 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  7. capo327
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    WIP Harry Potter and A Flower by potterheadcharles

    Title: Harry Potter and A Flower Author: potterheadcharles Rating: M Genre: Romance/Drama Status: WIP Library Category: General/Romance/Humor Pairings: Harry/Fleur Summary: AU Year 4. Left alone to his devices, Harry is thrust into a tournament where he is absolutely outclassed. Enter Fleur Delacour, a lazy prodigious Veela who is bored. They meet and sparks fly. Dangerous opponents, seriously dangerous creatures and his rotten luck. How will Harry survive this one? And Fleur never...
    Thread by: capo327, Jun 11, 2015, 7 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  8. Lindsey
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    WIP Harry's Island Home​ by DireSquirrel​

    Title: Harry's Island Home Author: DireSquirrel Genre: Adventure, Humor, Crack DLP-Category: Humor / General Chapters: 40 Status: Work in Progress Pairing: No Pairing as of yet. Summary: Ever since Harry Potter was a child, he has wanted a place to escape, his own private island away from everything. When he loses his list of all things he wants on the island in Diagon Alley, the patrons decide to thank him by creating the island using magic. Of course, in the Wizarding World, magic and...
    Thread by: Lindsey, Jun 10, 2015, 24 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  9. Invictus
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    Abandoned Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy - T

    Title: Harry Potter and the Something Something Author: Legendary Legacy Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody DLP-Category:B Humor Chapters: 9 Words: 23,314 Updated: May 18, 2012 Published: Jul 18, 2011 Summary: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought. Link ff.net:...
    Thread by: Invictus, Mar 25, 2015, 6 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  10. Invictus
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    Complete Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD - T - HP/Wrestling

    Title: Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man Author: SSVD Rating: T Genre: Humor DLP-Category:B Humor Chapters: 5 Words: 10,395 Updated: Sep 27, 2012 Published: Nov 26, 2011 Summary: Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. Link ff.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7583739/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Most-Electrifying-Man I searched and couldn't find any entry of this story here, so I'm...
    Thread by: Invictus, Mar 25, 2015, 22 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  11. disposablehead
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    WIP The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501-M

    Title: The Worst Muggles Imaginable Author: Ephemeral3501 Rating: M Genre: Humor/Horror Status: WIP Summary: The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable. Link: Link! Vernon Dursley, the bastard offspring of David Berkowitz, is informed by his dog Ripper that the spawn of Satan was just dropped off at his front door. Crack ensues. It retreads a lot of ground, but Harry makes awfully adorable satanist. And who couldn't use more crack in their lives?
    Thread by: disposablehead, Oct 30, 2011, 13 replies, in forum: Almost Recommended
  12. Johndoe022
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    The Dark Lords Equal-T-Complete

    Title: The Dark Lords Equal Author: Lens Of Sanity Rating: T DLP Category: Time Travel Pairing: H/HR Status: Complete Summary: Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humor, romance, magic, and insanity. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6763981/1/The_Dark_Lords_Equal This story has time travel, ginny bashing and a badass...
    Thread by: Johndoe022, May 4, 2011, 10 replies, in forum: Trash Bin
  13. PinstripedPajamas
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    Complete Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by LineApe - NC-17

    Title: Evacuation of the Flumpawumps Author: Lineape Rating: M (in reality, its NC-17) Genre: Smut, Humor DLP Category: Restricted Section Pairing: Harry/Luna Chapters: 10 Words: 13,051 Updated: August 1, 2010 Published: January 6, 2010 Status: Complete, but omakes are added frequently. Summary: Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... Link:...
    Thread by: PinstripedPajamas, Jul 30, 2010, 24 replies, in forum: Restricted Section
  14. Treck
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    Complete Lets Do The Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot - T

    Title: Lets Do The Time Warp Again. Author: Rorschach's Blot Rating: T Genre: Comedy Pairing: Harry/Many Chapters: 11 Words: 36,402 Updated: May 3, 2006 Published: February 4, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2784785/1/ Very Funny and he takes a swing at everything HP. Checked by Minion,...
    Thread by: Treck, Feb 5, 2006, 33 replies, in forum: Humor
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