The premise: you can, with a snap of your fingers, delete all bad fanfic from the internet. Do you do it? Because I know you lot are pedantic motherfuckers, "bad fanfic" for this purpose is defined as the set of fics which (i) you have read and subjectively dislike, and (ii) which you have not read but, if you did read them, you would subjectively dislike.
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