Title: Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance Author: Watermelonsmellinfellon Rating: M Genre: Humor Status: Complete Library Category: Humor Pairings: None Summary: Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. Link:...

Hello, all, I'm JB Steele, and I'm too lazy and distracted to remember to post an intro thread - plus I hate doing it. Here's my FFN profile stuff copypasta after this entry, which isn't up-to-date. See the 'too lazy and distracted' part above. To be honest, I don't even remember all the bullpuckey I made just for it. Besides, I don't think the FFN autofill button is working, possibly thanks to that Cloudflare stuff... Also on AO3. May try one of the other sites, but would like suggestions...

Title: The-Fic-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named Author: Akamoroti Rating: M Genre: Humor/Romance Status: In-Progress Library Category: Pairings: Harry P./Daphne G. Summary: When life brings changes they aren't always for the good, though good is just a matter of perspective. Trying to make the best of the situation is the only option; fighting the situation only leads to trouble. Hogwarts AU. . . or is it? Hopefully, you'll laugh. #Take off your regular fanfic reading glasses Link:...

Title: It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts Author: Inusitatus Rating: M Genre: Humor Status: Oneshot (6645 words) Library Category: Humor Pairings: none (hints of Harry/Luna) Summary: Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this! Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12324057/1/It-Could-Only-Happen-at-Hogwarts This little oneshot is silly but fun. Harry has a potions accident that leaves him with a condition like...

Title: My Hero School Adventure is All Wrong, As Expected Author: storybookknight Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: In-Progress Library Category: Pairings: Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he manages anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie. Link: fanfiction.net, spacebattles I was surprised to find this only in a...

Title: A Monster's Marriage Author: Jiu-jitsu dude Rating: T Genre: Humor Status: In-Progress Pairings: Jaune/Cinder (?Adam/Blake?) Summary: She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12986165/1/A-Monsters-Marriage One of those rare humor fics that's actually funny more often than not. The premise alone is hilarious but Jiu-jitsu dude really drives it home with some truly insane scenarios. I...

Title: A Certain Meltdowner's Secret Love Life Author: SilverFang88 Rating: M Genre: Humor/Romance Pairing: Touma/Mugino Status: In-Progress Library Category: Other Fandoms, Anime Words: 80,893, 8 chapters Summary: Frenda and Kinuhata are curious about the strange 'appointments' that have become the norm for ITEM's resident Level 5. Takitsubo, unfortunately, is just being dragged along for the ride. Link: FFN Amusing story about a unique pairing. Mostly told from the perspective Frenda and...

Title: Monkey Business Author: Eilyfe Rating: M Genre: Humor Status: Complete Wordcount: 40k Fandom: Naruto Pairings: Some Naruto/Sakura Summary: After two years of travelling with Jiraiya, Naruto – wiser, stronger and all kinds of awesome – meets up with Sakura on the island of Danube. With hormones running rampant, a swamp growing out of nowhere and mercenaries flooding the cities, that alone would be enough for anyone to handle. But when they hear that Sasuke isn't far away, things...

Title: Within Interest Author: Silent Songbird Genre: Adventure Rating: M Status: WIP (37k words) Fandom: Naruto Characters: Naruto, Ino Pairing: Undetermined Summary: "Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest." Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12438633/1/Within-Interest Remember...

Sometimes an authorial decision just rubs me the wrong way, and I feel compelled to let the writer know just exactly what I thought of it. What are the funniest responses from authors to your, quite possibly scathing, reviews? Anything noteworthy? I reckon there's room here for some pretty damn entertaining stories. Anyone feel like sharing?

Title: Harry Potter and the Year of Living Stupidly Author: Rainhawke Rating: PG-13 Genre: Humor, Parody Status: Completed (<small class="storyinfo">119480 words)</small> Library Category: Humor Pairings: None, although Remus doing everyone is one of the running gags. Summary: Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts is. . . boring! Just where the heck is Lord Voldemort, anyway? Doesn't he know there's supposed to be a war on? When Harry's life in the limelight looks threatened, he takes...

Title: Weeb Author: Andrius Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Status: Work in Progress Chapters: 14 Library Category: Humor Pairings: No pairings Summary: Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved to the modern day. Link: Weeb Sequel: Weeb Adventures In short, Harry's love of anime acquired during childhood leads him to have quite...

Title: Hearts on Detours Author: Stanrick Rating: Fiction T Genre: Romance/Humor Status: Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Hermione Summary: Dark times lie ahead, they said. Soon we will have to decide between what is easy and what is right, they said. Yeah, well. Nobody told him they were actually talking about that Yule Ball nightmare that now lies inescapably ahead with no clear answers in sight. How will he ever get out of this mess, and is there any way that...

Title: Rogue's Bet Author: Hufflepunk Rating: M Genre: Humor/Friendship Status: WIP Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Daphne (unconfirmed), Ron/Hermione (unconfirmed), Seamus/Lavender, Ginny/Michael Corner Summary: AU In Seventh year, Harry and Ron make a stupid bet about a couple girls. Fairly light-hearted, fairly explicit, fairly slow paced coming of age story. No bashing, pairings TBD. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12240216/1/Rogue-s-Bet Thanks to BTT for recommending this...

Title: My Trans-Dimensional, Overpowered Protagonist, Harem Comedy is Wrong, as Expected. Author: Sage_of_Eyes Rating: M Status: WIP Genre: Humor/Adventure Category: Anime, Cartoons, and Comics Fandom: Oregairu and Danmachi Pairings: Hikigaya/Everyone Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon....

Title: The Red Knight Author: Demon Eyes Laharl Rating:T Genre:Adventure/Humor/Mystery Status:WIP Library Category:Alternates Pairings:RW/DG Summary: When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also...

Title: Gadget Author: Rhydeble Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: WIP Fandom: Worm Pairings: N/A Summary: What if a 19 year old Armsmaster has a small indiscretion What if, almost fifteen year later, he finds out that he has a teenage daughter? This is the story of Sely Wallis, a fourteen year old kleptomaniac tinker, and her adventures in the town of Westlake, Wyoming, eventually moving to the city of Brockton Bay. Starts a year before canon. Link: SB AO3 I've been...

Title: Black Magic Author: Lunatic Howling in the Night Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: [WiP : 40k words] Library Category: [Alternates] Pairings: None currently Summary: Harry expected death to be uneventful and Dark Lord free. True to form, none of his expectations were met, including the one involving him being dead. No pairings. Link: 10762521 The story is LotR/HP crossover. Harry finally thinking he managed to enter his next great...

Title: Harry Potter and the Game Author: Concept101 Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: WIP Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: None so far Summary: With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts in this story full of heart, humor, and spectacle. And the occasional swear word. FFN Link So, I just stumbled into this story a few hours ago and am very surprised...

Title: Ah, Screw it! Author: mjimeyg Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Library Category: Trash Bin Pairing: Harry/Underage Harem of Concubines and Slaves Chapters: 37 Words: 229,619 Updated: September 16, 2016 Published: August 30, 2016 Status: Complete Summary: Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this...

Title: Young Love Author: Ekusukallybaa Rating: T Genre: Humor/Romance Status: WIP Fandom: Naruto Pairings: Female Naruto/Sasuke. Kinda. Length: 11k, 3 chapters Summary: Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11832972/1/Young-Love So. First thing that you have to understand is that this is weapons grade crack. It's possibly the second best Naruto crack fic I've read. The basic premise is simple: Yandere fem!Naruto. He slightly...

So I was bored and decided to reread all the old nonjon stories. It got me thinking about how I haven't read a funny HP story in ages. Checked out ffn and couldn't immediately spot anything that didn't sound excruciating from the description. So are there any decent humor stories written in the last couple of years? I think the last one I read that was even halfway decent was Fantastic elves and it's sequel.

Title: Cry me a river Author: VereorNox Rating: T Genre: Drama Status: Complete Library Category: General Fics Pairings: None Summary:Zoe Thomson wasn't really sure what to think of Harry Potter when she met him. That ugly ring on his finger, that weird clock in his hands and the way he looked at her made her uneasy. It was as if he knew something she didn't know, and she didn't like that at all. Link:Cry me a river, WBA thread FF.net link My review: While the summary does...

Title: Harry Potter: Geth Author: mjimeyg Rating: T Genre: Humor/Adventure Chapters: 43 Words: 276,717 Updated: November 19, 2014 Published: October 27, 2014 Status: Complete Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: Harry/Tali'Zorah (mostly, with some minor /Kasumi/OC added towards the end) and (Male)Shepard/Ashley. Summary: During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is...

Title: Whatever Happened to Bromance? (aka Harry Fucking Potter) Author: vlad the inhaler Rating: M Genre: Humor/Friendship Library Category: Humor Pairings: Harry/Romilda Chapters: 3 Words: 10,596 Published: October 16, 2009 Updated: January 21, 2010 Status: Complete Summary: Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut. Link: FFN WBA Imagine my great surprise when I found out that there wasn't a Library thread for this story. I...

Title: Shitty Chef Anon Author: PeteQ Rating: M (it came from 4chan) Genre: Comedy Fandom: My Little Pony Status: Complete Library Category: Other Fandoms Pairings: NA Summary: "It's so nice of you to cook for me Anon! So, what's for dinner?" Links: Pastebin Desustorage of the thread, and part two Okay, so first of all - this is a greentext story. So it's in second person, told from the viewpoint of Anon (actually the character's name), and uses > to start most lines. As such,...

Title: I didn't sign up for this Author: erimies Rating: T Genre: Humor/Drama Fandom: Naruto Pairing: None so far Chapters: 6 Words: 30,185 Updated: December 5, 2015 Published: August 14, 2014 Status: Work in Progress (slow update rate) Summary: Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a...

Title: Cordylosophies Author: alienyouthct Rating: T Genre: Humor, romance, crack Chapters: 12 Words: 32k Status: WIP, recent updates Fandom: Star Wars/BtVS crossover Pairings: Cordelia/femOC Summary: Cordelia Chase gets a new lease on life after her death on Earth. Heaven help the galaxy far, far away… https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11736333/1/Cordylosophies I'm not sure how I feel about this fic. It's hilarious but at the same time a bit retarded which is why I marked it as crack despite...

Title: An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins Author: iguessso12 Rating: K Genre: Mystery/Humor Status: Complete Fandom: Gravity Falls Pairings: None Summary: The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual...

Title: Mala Suledin Nadas Author: Heartslogos Rating: T Genre: General/Humor/Adventure? Fandom: Dragon Age, Inquisition Pairings: None listed Published: January 4, 2015 Updated: January 4, 2016 Words: 267856 Chapters: 200 Status: Complete Summary: Drabbles of the Inquisitor and those who follow. Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3114221/chapters/6747251 So, it's a trash, yet great summary that describes it perfectly. I'm finding myself 10 chapters in to a gigantic drabble assortment of...

Title: The Setup Wizard Author: ... Not sure. It's a tumblr Rating: T - Cursing? Genre: Comedy Status: Looks like it's still ongoing. Library Category: Humor Pairings: N/A Summary: Daily Accounts of a Muggle I.T. Guy working at Hogwarts Link: http://thesetupwizard.tumblr.com/tagged/setupwizard/chrono Not sure how welcome this is here, but the intersection of IT guys and Harry Potter fans is pretty large. I cracked up when the Room of Requirement had some ... obvious deficiencies...

Title: Pyrrha(c) victory Author: The Rogue King Rating: T Genre: Humor/Romance Status: Completed Fandom: RWBY Words: 56,457 Pairings: Jaune Arc/ Pyrrha Nikos Summary: A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9858809/1/Pyrrha-c-victory This story is one of the funniest...

Title: Itachi is that a baby? Author: SpoonandJohn Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Status: WIP Library Category: Humor Pairings: None so far Summary: Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him...

Title: The Reluctant Champion Author: TheUnrealInsomniac Rating:M Genre:Adventure/Humor Pairings:Harry/Daphne Library Category:The Alternates Chapters: 28 Words: 212,204 Updated: Dec 15, 2015 Published: May 18, 2009 Status: Complete Summary: Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Link:...

Title: The World of Tomorrow Author: Clell65619 Rating: T DLP-Category: Humor Genre: Humor/Parody Words: 4,974 Published: Feb 2, 2016 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11766210/1/The-World-of-Tomorrow This Harry Potter/Futurama crossover is the first of it's kind. Nothing to write home about but I...

Title: Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions Author: Madrigal-in-training Rating: T Genre: Romance/Humor Words: 3 825 Pairings: Naruko/Shisui Status: Oneshot Published: Jan 30, 2016 Summary: It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko Link A oneshot I found...

Title: Reforged Author: SleeperAwakens Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Chapters: 20 Words: 137,333 Updated: Oct 5, 2015 Published: Mar 29, 2014 Status: Complete Library Category: General Fics Pairings: No pairing Summary: Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark...

Title: It's Always The Quiet Ones Author: PixelWriter1 Rating: Fiction T Genre: Horror/Humor Words: 8,400 Published: Nov 27, 2015 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11636560/1/It-s-Always-The-Quiet-Ones This is a oneshot Oment linked me on irc earlier today. It's nothing spectacular. It's not overly well written. The humor is nonexistence...

Title: Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds Author: The Carnivorous Muffin Rating: Fiction T Genre: Adventure/Friendship DLP-Category: The Alternates Pairing: none yet Chapters: 5 Words: 36,081 Updated: January 10, 2016 Published: December 14, 2015 Status: Work in Progress Summary: On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien...

Title: The Glass Menagerie Author: Person With Many Aliases Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humour Status: WIP Fandom: RWBY Summary: Tempered by fire, and as beautiful as crystal, but in the end, their shape is still that of an animal. Velvet Scarlatina's quest to survive the outside world, control the biggest bunch of miscreants and psychotics Vale has ever seen, become a mighty warrior and huntress, and maybe, just maybe, even graduate from school. Link: FF.net Originally recc'd by...

Title: Lackadaisy Cats Author: Tracy Butler Rating: M Genre: Crime/Adventure/Mystery/Humour Status: In progress, updates maybe once per month Fandom: Nil (Original fiction) Summary: Taken from TVTropes A webcomic by Tracy J. Butler set during Prohibition-era St. Louis, Lackadaisy follows the exploits of the Lackadaisy crew, a formerly prosperous crime gang fallen on hard times after the murder of their boss, Atlas May. Now under the leadership of Mitzi, widow of the 'businessman', they...

Title: Catch Your Breath Author: Lang Noi Rating: M Genre: Humor/Drama Status: WIP Fandom: Naruto Pairings: None Summary: Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9509154/1/Catch-Your-Breath Another SI story - this one...

Title: When You Wasn't Famous Author: slincoln Rating: T Genre: Romance/Humor Status: Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Ginny Summary: A/U: When you're a famous boy it gets easy to get girls. It's so easy you get a bit spoiled. But when you try to pull a girl who is also famous too, it feels just like when you wasn't famous. Link: 10721707 As far as Harry/Ginny stories go, this is a fun and fluffy one, and I would say one of my favorites. Set in an AU where Voldemort never...

Title: Sudden Contact Author: A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac Rating: T Genre: Sci Fi/Humor (Personally, I wouldn't say humor, however) Status: Complete Fandom: Mass Effect/Starcraft Pairings: N/A Summary: At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds...

Title: Vapors Author: Electrasev5n Rating: M Genre: OC/SI Chapters: 103 Words: 670,665 Updated: July 21, 2014 Published: November 18, 2013 Status: Complete Fandom: Naruto Pairings: no long term pairing Summary: This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language. Link: FFN AO3 Title: Clarity Author: Electrasev5n Rating: M Genre: OC/SI...

Title: How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love the Bomb That is Nero Author: OnlineImothep Rating: T or M Genre: Humour/Historic Insert Status: In Progress Fandom: Worm Pairings: Nothing yet Summary: Nero is reborn as Emma's older sister. Link: It's on Spacebattles, but you can read the story without reading the comments. Okay, so, the summary is probably a big red flag for most, but here is why you should give it a try. Yes, it is not true to Worm in spirit, tone or plot at all. However, you...

Title: Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer Author: Puiwaihin Rating: K+ Genre: Adventure/Humour Status: WIP Library Category: General Pairings: None Summary: A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7866134/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Weasley-Seer I fully expected this to be crack - Ron's fake...

This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel Fandom: HP/Good Omens crossover Rating: T Genre: Humor/Angst DLP-Category: Humor Chapters: 14 Words: 38,611 Updated: Sep 6 2015 Published: Sep 23, 2011 Status: Complete Summary: When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned,...

Title: Wabi Sabi Author: Gabriel Blessing Rating: M Genre: Romance/Drama/Horror/Fantasy/SciFi Pairing: Itsuki "Ikki" Minami/Rea Sanka. Chapters: "Nine Parts" Words: 55,460 Published: Feb 25, 2013 Status: Complete (posted in one go but not really a oneshot) Summary: The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it...

Title: Little Guy Author: Clell65619 Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Parody Status: Complete, 21,715k words Library Category: Humor Pairings: None until last chapter Summary: What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11187678/1/Little-Guy this is a total crack HP/George of...