Title: Whiskey Time Travel Author: Private Jenkins Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: unknown Chapters: 3 Words: 21,012 Updated: May 23, 2015 Published: May 7, 2015 Status: WIP Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11233445/1/Whiskey-Time-Travel Summary: When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three...

Title: The Lion's Pride Author: Silently Watches Rating: T Genre: Parody Status:Complete (3,206 words) Library Category: General Pairings: none Summary: Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV Link: 11357101 This story is a short exploration of Rufus Scrimgeour's thoughts about Harry and Dumbledore in HBP. It's well written and the voice seems in character for both, though...

Title: The Obamadammerung Author: Random Acts of Shark Rating: T/M Genre: Action/Humor Status: Complete Fandom: American Political Satire Pairings: None Summary: No summary given, but "the 2008 election, but steampunk and as an epic." Link: http://randomactsofshark.blogspot.com/2008/11/table-of-contents.html With the end of Obama's eight years coming up, I think it's instructive to dredge this old work back up. It's amazing to see a vision of Obama's 2008 campaign - before the...

Title: The Order of the Stick Author: Rich Burlew Rating: Roughly T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: WIP (980 "pages" in) Fandom: Original Webcomic, based on (to some extent) the Dungeons and Dragons system. Summary: Taking place in a magical world that loosely operates by the rules of the 3.5 edition of the role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons (D&D), the comic follows the sometimes farcical exploits of six adventurers as they strive to save the world from an evil lich sorcerer....

Title: Of the River and the Sea Author: Aleycat4eva (FFN) Rating: M Genre: Humor/Adventure Status: WIP Fandom: Naruto Pairings: None, so far Summary: They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10996503/1/Of-the-River-and-the-Sea (main story) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11217421/1/Songs-gone-Unsung...

Title: Harry's Island Home Author: DireSquirrel Genre: Adventure, Humor, Crack DLP-Category: Humor / General Chapters: 40 Status: Work in Progress Pairing: No Pairing as of yet. Summary: Ever since Harry Potter was a child, he has wanted a place to escape, his own private island away from everything. When he loses his list of all things he wants on the island in Diagon Alley, the patrons decide to thank him by creating the island using magic. Of course, in the Wizarding World, magic and...

Title: The Butterfly Effect Author: CaspianCambell Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Chapters: 10 Words: 53,205 Updated: Jun 7 Published: May 17 Status: WIP Library Category: Alternates Pairings: None yet Summary: Promise me Hagrid - promise me you'll go back and check on him." Just a few words said differently could have changed history. Fate throws baby Harry into the custody of Kingsley Shacklebolt, assisted by a certain Alastor Moody. Heads will roll and history will change when this gets...

Title: Next Time 'Round Author: RosaLui Rating: T Genre: Family/Humor Words: 1,948 Published: Jun 5, 2013 Status: One-shot Summary: Modern Day AU. MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter. Crack. Link: Link Complete and utter crack. It made me Laugh Out Loud, thus doing it's job perfectly. Humor is more subjective than most, but for my part I thought this was hilarious. 5/5.

Title: Slytherin Career Day Author: CambAngst Rating: M Genre: Humor DLP-Category: Humor Chapters: 1 Words: 4,299 Updated: 10/10/12 Published: 10/10/12 Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: The students of Slytherin House were born with everything: wealth, prestige and pure wizarding blood. Now it's Severus Snape's job to help them find the one thing they don't have: careers. Link: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory2.php?chapterid=482496&i=1 A pretty funny one-shot. A...

Title: Sorting 101 Author: Kevin3 Rating: K Genre: Humor/Parody Status: Oneshot Library Category: Humor Pairings: None Summary: Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1253310/1/Sorting-101 Quick oneshot that was amusing. 4.5/5 from me

Title: Harry Potter, the Geek Author: Andrius Rated: M Genre: Humor/Adventure/Parody DLP-Category: Humor Chapters: 23 Words: 65,279 Updated: Jun 8, 2014 Published: Oct 31, 2013 Status: Complete Summary: The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games,...

Title: Miss Gnomer Author: TP Knight Rating: Fiction K+ DLP-Category: Humor Characters: fem-Harry, Arabella Figg, Dudley Dursley Words: 2,078 Published: Mar 30, 2015 Status: Oneshot Summary: AU. Harry has tea with Mrs Figg and explains the game of Dudley Hunting. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11149478/1/Miss-Gnomer It is a short oneshot, but really enjoyable to read. The narration and Harry's mental commentary on Mrs. Figg is quite funny.

Title: Now and Forever Author: Northumbrian Rating: K Genre: Humor/Romance Words: 7,898 Published: Jul 19, 2014 Status: One-Shot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Ginny (sort of), other canon pairings Summary: The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of...

Title: Dead Man Walking Author: Kitty Smith Rating: M Genre: Adventure/Humor Chapters: 9 Words: 38,082 Updated: Apr 1,02015 Published: Apr 22, 2014 Status: WIP Library Category: Humor? Pairing: Harry P., G. Ollivander (not romantically) Summary: Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s),...

Title: The Mind of Arthur Weasley Author: Northumbrian Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Romance Words: 4,035 Published: Jan 17, 2010 Status: One-Shot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Canon pairings -- Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione Summary: In the kitchen at the Burrow, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Molly and Arthur sit down at the table. The youngsters look nervous. Arthur suspects that they are up to something. What is going on inside… Link: Link A nice little character...

Title: Harry Potter: The RPG Author: Britael Genre: Humor/Parody Status: WIP Library Category: Humor Pairings: Harry/Numerous Summary: After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic. Link: Fanfiction So, this fic is one I have found surprising hilarious and yet also quite dark. The writing is not always top...

Title:The Adventures of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited Author: Michaelsuave Rating: M Genre: Humor/Parody Status: WIP Library Category: Humor Pairings: Harry/numerous Summary:Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video...

Title: Sympathetic Properties Author: Mr Norrell Rating: T Genre: Drama/Humor Status: WIP Library Category: Humor Pairings: Harry/Hermione Summary: Having been treated as a servant his entire life, what would have happened if Harry had been more sympathetic when Dobby came to call? (Character-centered drama with bits of humor on the side.) Words: 123,101 Link: 10914042 It's an enjoyable fic so far, mostly because of the characterization. Every scene feels like it adds to the...

Title: Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia Author: arekay Rating: T Genre: Humor / Adventure DLP-Category: General Chapters: 23 Words: 103,707 Updated: Mar 31, 2015 Published: Jun 26, 2012 Status: Complete Pairing: Harry/Luna Summary: The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8257400/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Power-of-Paranoia This story is neither overly good, nor really bad. Just a nice...

Title: Something Wicked This Way Comes Author: The Mad Mad Reviewer Rating: M Genre: Humor/Horror/Adventure Pairing: Harry/Etna Chapters: 48 Words: 160,233 Updated: Jun 2, 2013 Published: Nov 10, 2009 Status: Complete Summary: After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned? A Crossover with Disgaea: Hour of Darkness that doesn't require you to have any idea what Disgaea:...

Title: Polywank Author: LizardLaugh Rating: M Status: Complete, 3k words Library Category: Restricted section Pairing: Harry/Tonks, kinda Summary: Tonks laughed. “No, not much use for polyjuice, though I did quite well at it as I recall. The whole class was very anxious to see what form my partner would take.” Honks. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2255313/1/Polywank Harry experiments with polyjuice. Pretty decent smut: realistic, well set-up, creative situation, not overly...

Title: Harry Potter and the Something Something Author: Legendary Legacy Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody DLP-Category:B Humor Chapters: 9 Words: 23,314 Updated: May 18, 2012 Published: Jul 18, 2011 Summary: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought. Link ff.net:...

Title: Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man Author: SSVD Rating: T Genre: Humor DLP-Category:B Humor Chapters: 5 Words: 10,395 Updated: Sep 27, 2012 Published: Nov 26, 2011 Summary: Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. Link ff.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7583739/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Most-Electrifying-Man I searched and couldn't find any entry of this story here, so I'm...

Title: Do Unto Others Author: Lady Salazar Rating: M Genre: Adventure/Humor DLP-Category: The Alternates Chapters: 10 Words: 54,460 Finished: Mar 4, 2015 Published: Feb 23, 2015 Summary: James made a mistake. Lily got even. In the wake of Voldemort's resurrection, the consequences catch up to Harry, and from there it's demons, dark wizards, and devil hunters. Let's rock! HP/DMC crossover, fifth year AU. FF.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11069458/1/Do-Unto-Others I'm not at...

Title: Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous Author: Steelbadger Rating: M Genre: Parody/Humor DLP-Category: Humor Chapters: 7 Words: 13,452 Updated: Mar 21, 2015 Published: Mar 17, 2015 Summary: Elfling!Harry has been done so very many times before, but I just had to weigh in. I petitioned the powers that be for a Harry to Elfling-ify and they gave me a jaded and cynical Master Auror who was rather unhappy with the entire situation. This fic documents his travels through the...

Title: Gryffindors Never Die Author: ChipmonkOnSpeed Genre: Humor/Friendship/Timetravel Category: Humor Chapters: 18 Words: 74,394 Updated: Dec 29, 2010 Published: Nov 5, 2010 Status: Complete Pairings: Canon Pairings: Harry/Ginny Summary: Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much... Link:...

Title: Secure Containment of Prophecy: Case Number 368 Author: AngrySlytherine Rating: K+ Genre: Parody/Humor Chapters: 1 Words: 850 Published: Oct 14, 2013 Status: Complete Library Category: Humor Summary: A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot. I'm a fan of the SCP Foundation and while this oneshot doesn't have a lot to do with it, I still enjoyed it...

Title: Courage and Cunning Author: preciousann Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Pairing: None Chapters: 53 Words: 381,438 Updated: 3 March, 2015 Published: 27 June, 2014 Summary: Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. BASH! Some Weasleys & manipulative...

Title: Not Quite A Maia Author: Naebody's Aunty (formerly Kara's Aunty) Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: Work in Progress Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: None Summary: Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU! Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4838629/1/Not-Quite-A-Maia This is a...

Title: The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher! Author: nextgen_mod Rating: T Genre: Humor Words: 4,031 Published: March 3, 2010 Status: One-shot Library Category: Humor Pairings: Many and none! Summary: One day, Rose Weasley discovered the internet. All the world trembled in fear. Link : Here Author's warnings: Sheer, unadulterated CRACK! Not to be taken seriously! Also, all digs at slashers, femmeslashers, mpreg fans, incest fans, angst fans, fans of...

Title: Undying Happiness Author: Zelkats Genre: Slice of Life, horror, humor, romance Rating: PG13 I’d say Fandom: Original Fiction / Original Webcomic Published: 2015 (though the first part was drawn in 2012) Status: Work in Progress Summary: Summer break's here and Naomi's dying to leave her house to meet an online friend for the first time. She travels far from the city to where he lives, but upon realizing who or what he is, she might just decide to turn back and run the hell home....

Title: On a Pale Horse Author: Hyliian Rating: T Genre: Humor/Adventure Library: The Alternates Chapters: 20 Words: 47,720 Updated: Feb 6 Published: Sep 12, 2014 Status: Work in Progress Summary: AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10685852/1/On-a-Pale-Horse Just to clear...

Title: Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot Author: Clell65619 Rating: T Fandom: The Munsters Genre: Humor, Parody, Crossover Status: Complete, Oneshot Words: 22,790 Published: Mar 26, 2013 Library Category: Humor Pairings: No pairing for Harry, and I won't spoil the other pairing. Summary: Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11,...

Title: Messing with Time Author: Nim the Lesser Rating: M Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: WIP Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: None so far. Summary: Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10714425/1/Messing-With-Time So in the spirit of the new rules I figured I'd...

Title: Harry Potter as written by Author: Technomad Rating: K Genre: Parody Status: Work in Progress (Ongoing series) Words: 15,129 Published: Feb 16, 2007 Pairing(s): N/A DLP Category: Humor / Almost Recommended Summary: Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others. To be short and to the point: Each chapter shows a version of the Harry Potter universe if it was written by an author different than J.K. Rowling. The first...

Title: Retroactive (alt title Mr. Shoehorn) Author: wordhammer Rating: T or PG13 - no sex, a little gore Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: Complete (one-shot) Library Category: General Pairings: Harry/Luna Summary: Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though. Link: 7086910 It's a quirky little piece where Harry tries to rewrite the Department of Mysteries battle...

Title: A Twist of Chance Author: MockV Rating: T Genre: Humor Status: WIP Fandom: Naruto Pairings: N/A Summary: AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant] Link: Fanfiction.Net Yes, the premise sounds stupid. It's done better than it sounds, but not by much. Luckily this whole...

Title: Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus Author: The Carnivorous Muffin Rating: T Genre: Humor/Fantasy Chapters: 21 Words: 122,102 Updated: January 16, 2015 Published: December 9, 2013 Status: Work in Progress Library Category: Humor / AU Pairings: None Summary: Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin...

Title: Seventh Horcrux Author: Emerald Ashes Rating: n/a(I'd estimate it to be T) Genre: Parody/Adventure Library Category: Humor Pairings: n/a Chapters: 21 Words: 104,212 Updated: Feb 3, 2015 Published: Sep 7, 2014 Status: Complete Summary: The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused. Link:...

Title: To My Death I Fight Author: BahamutReishiki Rating: M Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: WIP Fandom: Bleach/Kill La Kill Pairings: None as of yet Summary: It's been seven months since Ichigo managed to defeat Aizen during the Winter War. Just recently settling into new life as a normal human, he is shocked when he finds out he has been accepted into the prestigious Honnouji Academy. Unwilling to go, but not having a choice in the matter, he reluctantly decides to attend but wonders...

Title: Party Like It's 1998 Author: hiddenhibernian Rating: Fiction T Genre: Romance/Humor Status: Complete Words: 17,808 Library Category: either Romance or Humor, but I think Romance is a better fit since it's the more important theme Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Neville Summary: "Still, nil desperandum. I heard Aberforth Dumbledore's goat died; now that's someone who'd consider you quite the catch," Malfoy added. Neville wondered how long you'd get in Azkaban for strangulation. It's...

Title: On an Island in the Sun Author: Rorschach's Blot Rating: M Genre: Humor Library Category: Humor Pairings: None (as Harry is quite clueless), Hannah/Susan Chapters: 2 Words: 32,584 Updated: May 28, 2013 Published: May 9, 2013 Status: Complete (Oneshot plus a chapter with omakes) Summary: You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own! Link:...

Title: Hajime no Keitaro Author: Cizzymac Rating: T Genre: General/Humor Status: Complete Fandom: Love Hina/Hajime no Ippo Pairings: Keitaro/Naru Summary: Love Hina Hajime no Ippo crossover! Keitaro, tired of feeling abused and unconfident, meets a group of professional boxers that may have a solution. But the road is hard, and paved with pain. Can Keitaro reach his goals? Rated for language and violence. Link: Here. Since someone just added a Love Hina fanfic for review here and...

Title: Fuzzy Logic Author: Deritine Rating: T Genre: Humor/Adventure/Time-Travel Pairing: None Chapters: 40 Words: 161,393 Status: Complete Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4976492/1/ Summary: AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished! I've checked the site and was surprised that this fic hasn't been added,(or...

Title: AntiHyphen Author: The Gray Maze Rating: T Genre: Humor/AU Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: Harry Potter/OC Chapters: 11 Words: 51,736 Updated: September 11, 2012 Published: February 1, 2012 Status: WIP Summary: The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7796463/1/AntiHyphen...

Title: Apocalypso Author: Grinning Lizard Rating: M Genre: Horror/Friendship Status: Complete Library Category: Humour Pairings: None Words: 6,497 Published: July 22, 2011 Summary: Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7206371/1/APOCALYPSO This wasn't in the Library, but it definitely should be. 5/5 stuff in my opinion - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I won't spoil the...

Title: Oswald the Ottoman Author: lunakatrina Rating: T Genre: Humor/Horror DLP Category: Humor Chapters: 7 Words: 6,941 Updated: February 18, 2008 Published: January 31, 2008 Status: Complete Summary: Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4045112/1/bOswald_b_the_Ottoman A crackfic I just ran across that made me laugh. 5/5 from me for it's originality & off-the-wall humour....

Time for a new thread. The old one can be found here

Title: Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion Author: DriftWood1965 Rating: T Genre: Romance/Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Harry/Hermione Status: Complete Summary: Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5483280/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Champions_Champion Just started reading this, only about 7 chapters through so far so I can't say if it holds...

Title: Salutary Neglect Author: Thundereaper Rating: M Genre: Romance (but more of an Adventure/Humor so far) DLP Category: Alternate Universe Pairing: None set so far, but Naruto/Tayuya quite possible. Chapters: 5 Words: 39,551 Updated: Nov 14, 2010 Published: Feb 23, 2008 Status: Abandoned Summary: The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue. Link:...