Title: It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts Author: Inusitatus Rating: M Genre: Humor Status: Oneshot (6645 words) Library Category: Humor Pairings: none (hints of Harry/Luna) Summary: Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this! Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12324057/1/It-Could-Only-Happen-at-Hogwarts This little oneshot is silly but fun. Harry has a potions accident that leaves him with a condition like...

Title: Edelweiss Author: SalTalStudios (Saliient91 & Taliesin19) Rating: T Genre: Friendship/Romance Status: Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Fleur Summary: When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year. Link:...

Title: For Balance Author: InvisibleJediMaster Rating: K+ Genre: Supernatural Status: In-Progress Library Category: The Alternates Pairings: Harry/? (None so far) Summary: The Mad Titan gathered the Infinity Stones to right the grievous wrongs he perceived in the universe and thus bring balance to it. Balance he received, but not in a way he could have predicted. MoD!Harry, Unhinged!Harry Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12934312/1/For-Balance I read this story quite a while back and...

Title: The Master of Death Author: Hostiel Rating: T Genre: - Status: Complete Library Category: Alternates Pairings: none Summary: Thanos' victory was so close he could taste it. The city around him was ash and rubble, its heroes crippled or dead. The final stone would soon be his—and then Death would be his. The Master of Death disagreed. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12912432/1/The-Master-of-Death HP/Avengers crossover Written by the enigmatic @Hostiel. A few months ago, some of us...

Title: The Sorrows Of Lucifer Author: Dzeytoun Rating: K Genre: Angst/Drama Status: Complete Library Category: General Pairings: - Summary: Severus Snape reflects on Albus Dumbledore's attitude towards Harry Potter. A companion story to my fic HERE BE MONSTERS. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1480604/1/The-Sorrows-of-Lucifer Probably one of my favorite short stories. A companion piece to the authors series of one-shots which all revolve around the somewhat novel concept where Dumbledore...

Title: Waking Dream Author: walked-into-the-sky Rating: T Genre: Drama/Romance Status: Oneshot Library Category: Misc Pairings: Bobby/Courtney, implied Bobby/Loor Summary: When Bobby Pendragon sleeps, he sees a woman with dark skin and strong eyes. Post SoH. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5227731/1/ A short and bittersweet oneshot from the Pendragon series. I briefly went looking for fics in this fandom, but this oneshot is the only thing worth reading that I could find. 4/5, and I'm...

Title: Monsterous Author: The Mad Mad Reviewer Rating: T Genre: Adventure Status: Complete Library Category: Alternate Pairings: Harry/Luna Summary: Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12754810/1/Monsterous So I found this while digging through Swimdraconian's favorite list and I enjoyed it quite a lot. Its a self contained 30,000 word story that explores a reasonably novel idea in HP FFN....

Title: As Human As To Breathe Author: Hijja Rating: T Genre: AU/General Status: Complete, 15k words Library Category: General Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald Summary: Step into a world where Ariana Dumbledore lived... Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/76683 Every so often, a reddit thread on "Your Favorite Unknown Story" brings up a fanfic that is not only actually known, but also pretty interesting. If you dislike slash, like I do, don't press Ctrl+W just yet - this...

Title: Outside these Walls Author: silentclock Rating: Fiction T Genre: Adventure/Romance Status: Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Daphne Summary: The fires of resistance fade one by one, the walls close in, and Harry forsakes his last ties to his homeland, fleeing Britain's dark shores with Daphne at his side. -Oneshot- Link: FFN WBA This one dates back from 2012, I'm surprised it's not in the library. A really well-done oneshot which straddles the line between romance...

Title: Caveat Inimici Author: S.Rebeiro Rating: K Genre: Drama/Horror Status: Oneshot/Complete Library Category: General Pairings: None/Canon Summary: Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5508237/1/Caveat-Inimici There are stories that serve...

Title: I and I Alone Author: Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2 Rating: T Genre: Crossover, Scifi Status: Oneshot Library Category: Alternates Summary: The real reason Albus Dumbledore thinks he knows best ... FF.net An interesting oneshot I stumbled across. I'm not sure it should be in the library. Don't get me wrong, I'd give it a 4/5 for the interesting concept, but I'm not sure a 2k words story should be in the library.

Title: Carry Me Home Author: signalbeam (fasterassembly on FF.net) Rating: M Genre: Romance / Drama Status: Complete Fandom: Persona 4 Pairings: Chie/Yukiko Summary: AU: Yukiko runs away from Inaba after catching the murderer. Eight years later, Chie meets a familiar woman in the city. Three variations on a departure and a return. Written for the prompt "Anon would like to see a post-game Yukiko/Chie fic in which Yukiko's S-Link never reached its turning-point and she never dared...

Title: for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic Author: Annerb Rating: T Genre: Romance Status: Oneshot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron Words: 6,410 Summary: Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny Link: Here. I don't like romance or pairings. My first WBA comment on this forum was casting shade at What You Leave Behind because I was concerned that that might take over the story. And yet...

Title: Charon Author: Mary Pseud Genre: SciFi Fandom: The Matrix/The Culture crossover Status: Oneshot Words 5.5k Summary: When powerful alien AIs discover the Matrix, whose side will they be on? And why?FF.net A oneshot I found a while back and just found again. It's an interesting insight I can't really explain without giving it away. 4/5

Title: A Lonely Summer Author: Naga's Shadow Rating: NC-17 Genre: Smut Library Category: Restricted Section Pairings: Harry/Hedwig Summary: "Hedwig, you wouldn't mind helping me out with a little problem would you?" Link: https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=3312 This fic is full of fucking win. I couldn't stop laughing. This is fucking awesome. 5/5.

Title: Professor C. Binns: A Personal History Author: PurpleFluffyCat Status: Complete Words: 13,063 Library Category: General Fics Pairings: Cuthbert Binns & Walburga Black, sort of, ish Publication Date: February 2014 Summary: Transcribed from back cover of book: Professor Cuthbert Binns (living: 1865-1963, haunting: 1963- ) is the leading Magical Historian of his day. He has published widely on topics ranging from, 'The origins of magic in native rock art,' to 'Wizard-Muggle relations...

Title: An Incomplete Potter Collection Author: Racke Rating: T Genre: Misc one shots Status: Series or Collection of Oneshots Library Category: General Pairings: Many Summary: Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8527691/1/An-Incomplete-Potter-Collection I don't usually read these kinds of fics nor do I feel any reason to recommend them....

Title: freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose Author: synecdochic Rating: Unrated. T? Genre: Drama Status: Oneshot Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Pairings: McKay/Shepard Summary: Because the meaning of life is "do the next thing", and we all carry the seeds of the past into our future. Futurefic, Rodney-centric. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6335230 This is one of those 'classic' fics that I'm actually surprised hasn't been in the library. I certainly think it's worth...

Title: Motivations Author: Jeconais Genre: Romance Library Category: Romance Pairing: Harry/Astoria Chapters: 1 Words: 51,156 Published: June 4, 2016 Status: Complete Summary: Harry joins a new club, wanting to keep up with his Muggle subjects. Having more friends leads him on the sort of path he had only dreamed about. Link: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/Motivations/Motivations/ EPUB: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/ws/public/epub/678/ This is a well written one-shot that I found...

Title: Cry me a river Author: VereorNox Rating: T Genre: Drama Status: Complete Library Category: General Fics Pairings: None Summary:Zoe Thomson wasn't really sure what to think of Harry Potter when she met him. That ugly ring on his finger, that weird clock in his hands and the way he looked at her made her uneasy. It was as if he knew something she didn't know, and she didn't like that at all. Link:Cry me a river, WBA thread FF.net link My review: While the summary does...

Title: Queen Mother Author: Esama Rating: T Genre: Drama Status: Complete Library Category: Alternate Pairings: none word Count: 29,918 Summary: Egeria's endless nightmares end in dreams of better tomorrow, when Hermione Granger decides to fight for her principles and Harry Potter decides that the queen of Tok'ra is worth saving. Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2849939 This is an old story Esama did over at ff before she deleted her account. She has since reposted it over at...

Title: The World of Tomorrow Author: Clell65619 Rating: T DLP-Category: Humor Genre: Humor/Parody Words: 4,974 Published: Feb 2, 2016 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11766210/1/The-World-of-Tomorrow This Harry Potter/Futurama crossover is the first of it's kind. Nothing to write home about but I...

Title: Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions Author: Madrigal-in-training Rating: T Genre: Romance/Humor Words: 3 825 Pairings: Naruko/Shisui Status: Oneshot Published: Jan 30, 2016 Summary: It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko Link A oneshot I found...

Title: It's Always The Quiet Ones Author: PixelWriter1 Rating: Fiction T Genre: Horror/Humor Words: 8,400 Published: Nov 27, 2015 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11636560/1/It-s-Always-The-Quiet-Ones This is a oneshot Oment linked me on irc earlier today. It's nothing spectacular. It's not overly well written. The humor is nonexistence...

Title: The Ozpin Files Author: Anon_H Rating: T Genre: Crack, Oneshot Status: Complete Fandom: RWBY Pairings: Everything Summary: After another succesful hack, Cinder learns that Ozpin isn't the fearsome opponent she had made him out to be. He is actually kind of a prick. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5391641 I laughed my way through it from start to end. The humour is perfect as is the crack interpretation of Ozpin. 4/5 from me.

Title: This Stone at My Back Author: Lomonaeeren Rating: M Status: oneshot Words: 3,834 Published: December 3, 2015 Library Category: Romance Pairing: Luna/Ginny Link: Link Summary: A tour around Ginny and Luna's shared home, built amid the roots of both rock and tree. A short, rather sweet romance involving Luna and Ginny. A bit of smut as well. It is also one of the very few fics I've read that manage to do Luna's PoV convincingly, so points for that.

Title: Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France... Author: Mithrigil Rating: M Genre: Thriller Status: Oneshot Fandom: X-Men/Inglorious Basterds Pairings: None Summary: Sixteen-year-old Erik Lehnsherr is waiting for the Basterds at La Louisiane instead of Bridget von Hammersmark. This, well, might change a few things about how the war ends. Link: Here I've been on something of an X-Men kick recently and I found this. I almost didn't put it up for review because it just teases us...

Title: Those Who Linger Author: Niger Aquila Rating: K+ Genre: General Status: Complete Oneshot Fandom: 1984 and Assassin's Creed Summary: "In a world where nothing is true and no man is free, the ancient conflict between the Assassins and the Templars rages on." Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9357388/1/Those-Who-Linger As the summary says, this is a oneshot showing how would the two organizations from AC survive and exist in the world of Oceania, Eastasia and Eurasia as seen in the...

Title: Heir to Nothing but Herself Author: dirgewithoutmusic Rating: K Status: oneshot Words: 3,056 Published: 21 Feb 2014 Library Category: General Pairing: Ginny/Harry Link: Link Summary: It was not Harry’s heroism, Ron’s desperation, her mother’s love, or her brothers’ toilet seat humor that brought her back (though the toilet seat helped). Ginny breathed deep at night. She wept. She remembered how to rage. She snuck out at night and stole each of her brothers’ brooms in turn. She took to...

Title: The Last Enemy Author: Rayndeon Rating: T Status: Oneshot Words:5,584 Genre: Horror/Drama Library category: Dark Arts WBA: link FFN: link Summary: The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone -- the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation. Fresh stuff from WBA (posted October 15th), but there's no point in waiting when it comes to something this good. A very well written oneshot about Harry's journey down a...

Title: A Lightness Author: teh tarik Rating: M Genre: General DLP-Category: General Pairing: Some Ron/Lavender, some femslash Words: 9399 Summary: I whirled through classes. Fluctuated. I breathed brightness. I spoke laughter. I wouldn’t change a thing. Lavender Brown is alive. Link: HPFF.com A very nice fic featuring a rare side character -- Lavender Brown. A well-written character study and canon compliant... with all that entails. Lavender comes alive as her bubbly, carefree self, but...

Title: Take Away the Pain Author: TmBlue Rating: T Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort Status: Oneshot/Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Ron/Hermione Summary: Terrified after Hermione's torture, Ron seeks comfort of his brother Bill at Shell Cottage. Inspired by Catching Smoke's art, "Take Away the Pain." Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11495804/1/Take-Away-the-Pain The beginning few lines feels a bit stilted as the author gets into the flow, but it quickly took off and pulled me...

Title: The Girls Who Can't Unplug Author: Lavanya Six Rating: T Genre: Romance Status: Complete Fandom: Worm Pairings: Tattletale/Panacea Words: 2,411 Summary: We have our rules and stick to them. Amy because, like ivy, she needs scaffolding to build herself up. Me? Because they make for more opportunities for fun than chaos does. Although if I was being brutally honest with myself, and it's hard not to be, it's because those rules are the only thing that keep this game between us going....

Title: Ice Princess Author: Luan Mao Rating: T Genre: Romance Status: One shot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Daphne Summary: Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5864749/1/Ice-Princess I really like this fic it was good and I am rather surprised it is wasn't put up for review before seems right up DLP's alley anyway go check it out I give it a 4/5 for a original plot and a new look at Daphne.

Title: Master of Death Author: NightFox Rating: K+ DLP Category: Dark Arts Pairing: None Status: Oneshot Summary: A One-Shot, created after considering how the world might view the Hallows if the secret was ever revealed, and an embellishment on the title of the "Master of Death" - given to the individual who holds all three Hallows. Link: https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=9971 Awesome one shot. I love this Harry. He is simply awesome. Makes me hate Ron all the more. 5/5.

Title: Carpe Slytherin Author: jon3776 Rating: K+ Genre: Romance/Adventure DLP Category: General Pairing: Harry/Fleur Status: Oneshot Summary: In an alternate universe where Harry was sorted into Slytherin, the fourth Champion of the TriWizard Tournament competes in the second task in classic, understated, Slytherin style. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3213464/1/ Awesome one shot on Slytherin Harry. 5/5.

Title: The road less taken Author: way of life Fandom: The Avengers Rating: T Genre: Supernatural/Mystery DLP-Category: The Alternates Chapters: 2 Words: 5,366 Updated: Jun 29, 2015 Published: Feb 6, 2015 Status: Complete Summary: Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand! Link:...

Title: The Lion's Pride Author: Silently Watches Rating: T Genre: Parody Status:Complete (3,206 words) Library Category: General Pairings: none Summary: Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV Link: 11357101 This story is a short exploration of Rufus Scrimgeour's thoughts about Harry and Dumbledore in HBP. It's well written and the voice seems in character for both, though...

Title: Before the Beginning Author: Arabella Rating: K Genre: Fantasy Library category: General Updated: July 27, 2002 Words: 6,759 Status: Oneshot Pairing: Hints of Godric/ Rowena Summary: A story about the beginning of Hogwarts - did you ever wonder how the ceiling in the Great Hall was created? Link: Sugarquill An excellently written founders era story about the beginnings of Hogwarts by one of the best writers in the fandom. The story takes place a week before Hogwarts...

Let me explain. This story was added to the FFnet DLPC2 only because I asked for it to be. I kinda feel like I cheated because the story was never officially put up for review. So, here it is. From what I understand, it must receive a <4 rating with at least ten votes to be in the C2. If it doesn't, I'll ask enembee to remove it because the C2 is DLP's business card and it should have the best of the best. Title: Phantasmagoria Author: Scott_Press Rating: M Genre: Supernatural/Drama at...

Title:We Are Not Evil Author: kylev Rating: K DLP Category: General Pairing: None Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Harry is sorted into Slytherin. Harry thinks his worst nightmare has come through but Daphne Greengrass makes him realise how wrong his views of Slytherins are. One shot. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11293889/1/We-Are-Not-Evil My first try at fan fiction. What do you think? Alexx apparently deleted this story.

Title: Next Time 'Round Author: RosaLui Rating: T Genre: Family/Humor Words: 1,948 Published: Jun 5, 2013 Status: One-shot Summary: Modern Day AU. MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter. Crack. Link: Link Complete and utter crack. It made me Laugh Out Loud, thus doing it's job perfectly. Humor is more subjective than most, but for my part I thought this was hilarious. 5/5.

Title (and fandom): No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle Author: zigCARNIVOROUS Rating: M Genre: Action Pairing: Travis/Sylvia Status: Complete/One-shot Summary:IN THIS T-SHIRT-CONTEST-WINNING FIRST ISSUE OF NO MORE HEAVEN- WE CATCH UP WITH SYLVIA! What is it you have in mind for Travis, Miss Christel? Why don't you quit sending out those funky death vibes and be sweet to your man? ...What a cold *****!I remembered this fic the other day, and thought that it might be a good fit for the...

Title: Slytherin Career Day Author: CambAngst Rating: M Genre: Humor DLP-Category: Humor Chapters: 1 Words: 4,299 Updated: 10/10/12 Published: 10/10/12 Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: The students of Slytherin House were born with everything: wealth, prestige and pure wizarding blood. Now it's Severus Snape's job to help them find the one thing they don't have: careers. Link: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory2.php?chapterid=482496&i=1 A pretty funny one-shot. A...

Title: Sorting 101 Author: Kevin3 Rating: K Genre: Humor/Parody Status: Oneshot Library Category: Humor Pairings: None Summary: Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1253310/1/Sorting-101 Quick oneshot that was amusing. 4.5/5 from me

Title: Miss Gnomer Author: TP Knight Rating: Fiction K+ DLP-Category: Humor Characters: fem-Harry, Arabella Figg, Dudley Dursley Words: 2,078 Published: Mar 30, 2015 Status: Oneshot Summary: AU. Harry has tea with Mrs Figg and explains the game of Dudley Hunting. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11149478/1/Miss-Gnomer It is a short oneshot, but really enjoyable to read. The narration and Harry's mental commentary on Mrs. Figg is quite funny.

Title: Now and Forever Author: Northumbrian Rating: K Genre: Humor/Romance Words: 7,898 Published: Jul 19, 2014 Status: One-Shot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Ginny (sort of), other canon pairings Summary: The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of...

Title: The Mind of Arthur Weasley Author: Northumbrian Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Romance Words: 4,035 Published: Jan 17, 2010 Status: One-Shot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Canon pairings -- Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione Summary: In the kitchen at the Burrow, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Molly and Arthur sit down at the table. The youngsters look nervous. Arthur suspects that they are up to something. What is going on inside… Link: Link A nice little character...

Title: Big Brother D Author: trip-trap Rating: T Genre: Family/Drama Words: 3,536 Published: Dec 30, 2010 Status: One-Shot Library Category: General Pairings: None Summary: Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it. Link : here Just a little one-shot I found. Nothing special at all, but a quick decent read nonetheless.

Title: Victory Day (Harry Potter/Hunger Games) Author: karatemaster101 Rating: T Genre: Adventure/Suspense DLP-Category: The Alternates Chapters: 1 Words: 6,210 Summary: Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10531157/1/Victory-Day I stumbled on this oneshot crossover today, and immediately put it up for review in the library. It follows Tom Riddle if he had been born with all his powers in the Hunger Games universe, and tells his...