Hello the board, I am newb, and hope I am doing this all correctly and in the right place. I've been looking through your library in search of some good Dresden Files stories, and didn't see this one by shiplizard here. If it is already here and my search just didn't succeed in finding it, apologies; I am still learning the site. Title: The Fable of Joyful Wing Author: shiplizard Rating: G-PG Genre: Adventure / Fable Status: Complete Fandom: Dresden Files (both book and TV), set in...

Title: Polywank Author: LizardLaugh Rating: M Status: Complete, 3k words Library Category: Restricted section Pairing: Harry/Tonks, kinda Summary: Tonks laughed. “No, not much use for polyjuice, though I did quite well at it as I recall. The whole class was very anxious to see what form my partner would take.” Honks. Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2255313/1/Polywank Harry experiments with polyjuice. Pretty decent smut: realistic, well set-up, creative situation, not overly...

Title: Thirty Five Owls Author: Letterblade Rating: M Genre: General Words: 11,000 Status: Complete Library Category: General Pairings: Dumbledore/Grindelwald Summary: (Thirty Five Owls) being a correspondence between Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore, Grand Sorcerer, etc., and the prisoner Gellert Grindelwald, of some decades in length Link: Link This was a decent enough read. The story is an epistolary account of Dumbledore and Grindelwald's days after the latter's defeat, along with...

Title: The Game is Afoot Author: Perspicacty Rating: M Genre: Angst/Romance Words: 18,961 Published: September 18, 2008 Status: Complete Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Ginny; one-sided Harry/Daphne Summary : The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance. Link : here I just reread this one a while back, and noticed...

Title: The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher! Author: nextgen_mod Rating: T Genre: Humor Words: 4,031 Published: March 3, 2010 Status: One-shot Library Category: Humor Pairings: Many and none! Summary: One day, Rose Weasley discovered the internet. All the world trembled in fear. Link : Here Author's warnings: Sheer, unadulterated CRACK! Not to be taken seriously! Also, all digs at slashers, femmeslashers, mpreg fans, incest fans, angst fans, fans of...

Title: Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot Author: Clell65619 Rating: T Fandom: The Munsters Genre: Humor, Parody, Crossover Status: Complete, Oneshot Words: 22,790 Published: Mar 26, 2013 Library Category: Humor Pairings: No pairing for Harry, and I won't spoil the other pairing. Summary: Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11,...

Title: Skin Deep Author: Smileyfax Rating: T Genre: Romance/Parody Status: Oneshot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Tonks Summary:On their wedding night, Harry asks Tonks to reveal her true face. Romance abounds! 10167422 I just cannot express the feelings this marvelous piece of art brought to my heart in mere words. I have read this five or six times in the past couple years and the awesome quality of this fic still leaves me spellbound. Please, On this Valentine's...

Title: Retroactive (alt title Mr. Shoehorn) Author: wordhammer Rating: T or PG13 - no sex, a little gore Genre: Adventure/Humor Status: Complete (one-shot) Library Category: General Pairings: Harry/Luna Summary: Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though. Link: 7086910 It's a quirky little piece where Harry tries to rewrite the Department of Mysteries battle...

Title: The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore Author: trip-trap Rating: T Genre: General Words: 2,181 Published: January 26, 2011 Status: One-Shot Library Category: General Pairings: Mentions of Albus/Gellert Summary: Albus does not love easily, or deeply. Link: The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore With all the recent debate on Dumbledore's character (not that the debate ever stopped, really), I thought to post a one-shot of the story of Dumbledore's life that I read a couple...

Title: The Sea King Author: Doghead Thirteen Rating: T Status: Oneshot Library Category: Romance Pairings: Harry/Hermione Summary: "Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover." Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7502511/1/The-Sea-King I really like this one, rare example of "oneshot about...

Title: Flying (& other Scenes) Author: CheddarTrek Rating: T Status: Collection of oneshots Library Category: General Summary: "A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there." Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8964470/1/Flying-(&-other-Scenes) Amazing set of oneshots, first with Harry and the most underused character in the...

I thought it would be nice to have a thread with few good GoT short fics and I'm interested in writing them too. You all know the rules. Target: Anybody Prompt: "Joffrey is a terrible person, yes, but he's a great king too." Length: ~1000 words And like I mentioned I will take a challenge.

Title: The Eye for an Eye Author: Nauro Rating: T Genre: Adventure Status: Oneshot Library Category: General Pairings: no romance of any type Summary: "During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters." Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9093619/1/The-Eye-for-an-Eye WbA thread:...

Title: The Last Straw Author: AlbusPHolmes Rating: K+ Genre: General Status: Complete Library Category: General Fics Pairings: None Summary: A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. Link: FFnet; WBA An excellent oneshot by AlbusPHolmes, where the author explores Albus Dumbledore's character and offers the reader a possible reason for his involvement in the...

Title: Valar Morghulis Author: ali_inthejungle Rating: T Pairing: None Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire [aSoIaF] Words: 1770 Published: February 12, 2013 Summary: .Daenerys Targaryen has many enemies, and it doesn't take long for one to send a Faceless Man after her.It just so happens that this particular Faceless Man looks at dragons and sees a way home. Link: Valar Morghulis Review: A short little piece for all those who are interested in a bad-ass Arya. I've tried finding them, but, for...

Author: ifonlynotnever Rating: K Genre: Humour/Drama Status: Complete, Oneshot Fandom: BBC Sherlock Pairings: Mention of Mrs Hudson/OC Husband Summary: ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all. Link: The Uncanny Mrs Hudson A short little piece set during Reichenbach that could possibly be canon. Technically solid, it gives a bit more depth...

Title: The Burn of the Phoenix Author: laughandlove Rating: K+ Genre: Tragedy/Family Status: Complete Library Category: General, Oneshot Pairings: No pairings Summary: ...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7721379/1/The_Burn_of_the_Phoenix...

Title: Point Game Author: Silens Cursor Rating: T Genre: Humor / Romance Words: 4,882 Published: November 10, 2011 Status: Oneshot Library Category: either Humor or Romance or General, I really don't know with this one Pairings: Harry/Tonks, implied Harry/Ginny Summary: Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7539035/1/Point_Game Yeah, so I figured I'd try to get this into the library, considering the positive response it's...

Title: The Preservation of Memory Author: Opalish Rating: K Genre: Drama DLP Category: General Pairing: N/A Words: 2,136 Published: July 3, 2008 Status: Oneshot Summary: "Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places." Not quite a complete summary I don't think. It also hits on Harry/Teddy's relationships, and Harry's feelings about his departed friends/mentors. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4367204/1/The_Preservation_of_Memory Found this by...

Title: Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Drama DLP Category: General Status: Complete Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7395979/1/ It's a nonchristmas miracle!

Prefix: Complete, Oneshot, Subject: A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche - T for Teen Title: A Brother's Betrayal Author: Chereche Rating: T Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Family DLP Category: The Alternates or maybe General, because it is a Twin!Harry fic, but also a oneshot. Pairing: It holds with the basis of James/Lily, and the familial bonds of twins and parents/children. There are no actual romantic pairings to muddle through. Status: Complete, Oneshot, Summary: The second, less...

Title: Sole Survivor Author: Voice of the Nephilim Rating: M Genre: General DLP Category: The Alternates Pairing: n/a Words: 16,348 Published: April 8, 2011 Status: Complete (One-shot) Summary: A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other. The second place entrant to the March DLP AU...

Title: Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? Author: Sarah1281 Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Naruto Pairing: None Words: 2,556 Published: October 1, 2009 Status: One-Shot, Complete Summary: Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone. Link: fanfiction.net In my...

Title: In The Box Author: Dyce Rating: T Genre: Humor Summary: Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3455176/1/In_The_Box A nice little oneshot that only takes a few minutes to read and leaves you satisfied in that lighthearted, warm and fuzzy way. Good writing, top notch characterization. 5/5

Title: insurgere Author: Silver Pard Rating: K+ DLP Category: General Fics Pairing: None Words: 6,414 Published: March 27, 2010 Status: Oneshot Summary: Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that. Link: FF.Net It was recently posted in the almost recommended thread and I think it deserves a place in the library. When I first read the summary, I thought it was going to be a funny or humorous one-shot based on the...

Title: The Valley of the Kings Massacre Author: DisobedienceWriter Rating: M Genre: Adventure/Supernatural DLP Category: Independent Pairing: None Words: 13,177 Published: May 26, 2010 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt. Link: Story It seems DisobedienceWriter has come back after nearly a year of absence. This is another oneshot, set around 25 years and onward after DH, where a disillusioned Harry has partially...

Title: Number Games Author: jbern Rating: M Genre: Romance (or Sports) DLP Category: General Pairing: Ron Weasley/Padma Patil Words: 14,690 Published: May 21, 2010 Status: Oneshot Summary: Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5987922/1/Number_Games I almost feel like it's...

Title: A Gritty Reboot Author: FoxboroSalts Rating: T Genre: Humor/Adventure DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Words: 15,382 Published: February 14, 2010 Status: Oneshot Summary: A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he sought to answer the proverbial question. Was he a mutant or some sort of humaniod alien? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5747709/1/ A...

Title: A Secret Little Game Author: claymade Fandom: Naruto Rating: M Pairing: None Words: 17,984 Published: October 7, 2008 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: A year after Sasuke's defection, the surviving members of the Sound Four are dispatched on a covert mission to Lightning Country, only to find themselves locked in a game of wits against a very familiar foe... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4580785/1/A_Secret_Little_Game it's a short story told from Tayuya's POV about an...

Title: Crimson Night Author: RikodouSennin Fandom: Naruto Rating: M Pairing: None Words: 6,580 Updated: March 10, 2010 Published: February 24, 2010 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Dreams... they are well known, sometimes desired and sometimes not, but, in essence, they are harmless. With one exception. For Uzumaki Naruto, dreams shall make the dark night bleed into a crimson, and cry a rain of blood. -Features Realistic!Sandaime- Link:...

Title: Ravenous Author: enembee Rating: M Genre: Dark/Horror DLP Category: Dark Arts Pairing: None Published January 02, 2010 Updated January 02, 2010 Words: 3,343 Status: Oneshot Summary: Dark. Oneshot. Bested by a basilisk and the teenage Dark Lord, Harry makes one last desperate attempt to keep his life and inadvertently releases a hunger that consumes the world. Link:PatronusCharm.net God it's been ages since I posted anything here. Anyway, not normally the sort of thing I'd write and I...

Title: The Winter Knight Author: Master Magus Rating: M Genre: Supernatural/General DLP Category: The Alternates Pairing: NA Status: Complete Summary: Harry Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived but he's not a hero, not anymore. He's a creature of Winter, a servant of Mab and Maeve- a wizard damned to spend his life in the service to the murderous Fae. Is a life amongst the decadent Fae really so bad, though? Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384284/1/The_Winter_Knight This is a nice...

Title: Quo Vadis? Author: Ruskbyte Rating: T+ Genre: Horror, oneshot DLP Category: Dark Arts Pairing: None Published: December 27, 2009 Words: 10,488 (FFA); 10,758 (ff.net) Status: Complete; oneshot Summary: It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way. Link (FFA):...

Title: Three Can Keep a Secret Author: Daniel Gudman Rating: K+ Genre: Suspense/Mystery DLP Category: General Pairing: None Words: 2,269 Published: November 24, 2009 Status: Oneshot Summary: "Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret." Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5533147/1/Three_Can_Keep_a_Secret A good one-shot involving post story Harry, and Antonin Dolohov um.. having a discussion? It's fairly short story, involving a pseudo interrogation of Antonin Dolohov. I'm finding it hard...

Title: A Broken Soul Author: Pied Flycatcher Rating: K+ Genre: Drama/General DLP Category: Alternate Pairing: None Status: Oneshot Summary: What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself? Oneshot. Link: A Broken Soul The story is a slight crossover with His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman. However, one doesn't need to have read that to understand this story. The fic is a Tom Riddle centric one-shot....

Title: Reclamation Author: Sam_Storyteller Rating: PG Pairings: N/A Suggested DLP Category: Please fill in the blank. [I love you too, Tinn. Hm....I would say AU, but that's not a place for character studies. Perhaps General.] Words: 5,871 Published: July 15, 2005 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: In an alternate universe, one man still struggles with a moral decision made many years before. Link: http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/97242.html Centers on Thomas Gaunt,...

Title: Black Phoenix Author: n1ght3lf Rating: T Genre: General/Adventure DLP Category: General Pairing: H/OC, H/Ginny Status: Complete Summary: They just won't leave Harry alone... Link: The Fanfiction Forum Username: all-powerful-oz Password: loldongs This was a very enjoyable little oneshot of Harry being pushed to the brink and deciding to fight fire with fire. Overall I liked the brisk pacing of the story and the characterizations. Yes, there is Ginny involved, but except for...

Title: Ever Dawn Author: Eyes.Radios.Lies Rating: T Pairing: Cho/Harry Status: Oneshot Link: PC Summary: A few small choices can make all the difference, really. An alternative look at OoTP. Oneshot. Cho/Harry So. An IRC Member wrote this, but thinks its far to soft for his reputation, things of late considered. So he asked that it be ghosted and pasted to prove its not nearly as bad as he thinks. Tanks to Trag for the title since the other fag didn't give me one. >_> Edit; Story fixed...

Since I am a glutton for punishment, I am submitting some of my stuff for bashing/review. Most people have not liked what happens to the Weasels in this, just a fair warning. (all bleachworthy instances occur off screen) I am slowly trying some different styles, and am working on a darker fic as well. Thanks! Prefix: [Oneshot] Subject: [Love Potion #9] by [Stick97] - [M] Title: [Love Potion #9] Author: [Stick97] Rating: [M] Genre: [Humor/Horror] DLP Category: [Humor/Parody]...

Title: All the Dementors of Azkaban Author: Lifewriter Rating: T (PG-13) Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Words: 14,603 Published: September 12, 2009 Status: Complete Summary:AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot. Link:...

Title: The Desk Author: Opalish Rating: K+ Genre: Humour DLP Category: Humour/Parody Pairing: Vague allusions to Harry/Ginny if you squint Words: 1,468 Published: September 23, 2009 Status: Oneshot Summary: Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5397329/1/The_Desk Yet another fic by Opalish. It’s short and a little goofy in places but I laughed my ass off. Here’s a Harry Potter version of The Office*....

Title: The Wendell That Wasn't Author: opalish Rating: K+ Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Harry/Ginny Words: 1,814 Published: July 15, 2008 Status: Oneshot Summary: The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4396574/1/The_Wendell_That_Wasnt ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another offering from the queen of crackish oneshots, opalish. This one explores how we ended up with James...

Title: Illumination Author: Sionnain Rating: Mature Genre: Romance DLP Category: Romance Pairing: Hermione Granger/Lord Voldemort Status: Complete; ~7k Words Summary: In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2246124/1/Illumination While I was surfing the web, I managed to find a gem among the usual dross in ff.net. After checking about every list I could find (including the new one) I couldn't find it...

Title: Voldemort, My Pet Inferius Author: darklordmike Rating: M Genre: Humor/Horror DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Harry/Luna Words: 4,307 Published: June 2, 2009 Status: Oneshot Summary: Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Link: fanfiction.net, patronuscharm.net Thought I’d throw this one out there for your perusal. It was in WbA a few months ago, and had a generally favorable response. It was an exercise...

Title: The Quiet Place Author: Ruskbyte Rating: K Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/ The Alternatives Pairing: Harry/Luna Chapters: 1 Words: 18,364 Published: June 4, 2004 (ff.net) Status: Oneshot Summary: Five hundred years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is on the rise. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters? Link (ff.net): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1893607/1/The-Quiet-Place Link...

Title: Take My Hand Author: Big D on a Diet Rating: NC-17 Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica DLP Category: Restricted Section Pairing: Harry/Lily Status: Completed Published: July 11, 2008 Words: 7,869 Summary: Sequel to "Exit Light, Enter Night." Link: Take My Hand at ficwad and at patronuscharm While checking out the new posts, I saw MemoryKing's latest entry in a thread at the Restricted section, and after reading the discussed fic, yet again, I clicked on BigD's profile to search for another...

Title: Knock, Knock Author: michelle-31a Rating: K Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: none Words: 1,024 Published: June 15, 2004 Status: Oneshot Summary: Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1912215/1/Knock_Knock At 700 words, this cute little oneshot is short but very funny. It makes me chuckle every time I read it. The summary explains all you need to know. 5/5 Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013

Title: Nice Try, Potter. Author: Sarah1281 Rating: k+ Genre:Humor DLP Category: Humor Pairing: NIL Status: WIP Summary: James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5248049/1/Nice_Try_Potter A fun parody of all those fanfics where James and Lily manage to get a copy of the Harry Potter series...

Title: The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody Author: Perspicacity Rating: K+ Words: 4,074 Published: June 6, 2009 Status: Oneshot Category: Humor/Parody Summary: At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5116751/1/The_Life_of_Brian_A_Super_Harry_Parody From...

Title: Searching for Harry Potter: the Menagerie Quest Author: Chloe Verveka Rating: T Genre: Humour DLP Category: Humour Pairing: None Status: Complete (Oneshot) Summary: Everyone's always searching for Harry Potter-to kiss him, kill him, call him names. This is the mini adventure of a grouchy non-early-bird trying to track him down, and how she gets by with a little help from her friends. Pre OotP. Some fowl language. Link:...