Title: The Tangled Web Author: Nomad1 Rating: K+ Pairing: None Words: 1,623 Updated: January 2, 2004 Published: January 1, 2004 Status: Completed/One-Shot Summary: Oh the tangled webs we weave, when we practise to deceive... Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1667176/1/ It's a MasterPuppeteer!Dumbledore Oneshot story to the max. A nice, short read. Checked by Minion, July 28, 2013

Title: HPParody Author: Shezza88 Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Words: 10,826 Published: May 21, 2006 Status: Oneshot So here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t use his penis as a wand, punches a goblin in the face, doesn’t own any secret family vaults, definitely...

Took this from a challenge by Amerision. Title: Burning Day Author: EsperJones Rating: T Pairings: One line mention of H/OC. Status: One-shot complete. Might continue as a separate story. Summary:After Dumbledore's death, the latent energy of death is greater than usual. Can his Phoenix figure out the effect, or has he already failed? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2943656/1/

Title: The Only Ones He Ever Feared Author: Ashwinder Rating: T Genre: Humor Pairing: Het Status: One-Shot Summary: Lord Voldemort has an encounter or two he'd rather forget. Sort of an explanation for the origin of all the Voldemort's daughter Mary Sues in the fandom. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1870077/1/

Title:XRay Specs Author:Rorschach's Blot Rating: T Genre: Humor Pairing: Harry/Multi... I guess Status: Complete Summary: Oneshot Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2924437/1/ This is pretty damn funny. It seems it was inspired by Nonjon and Eppy the House-elf, so props to them.

Title: ‘Dirty’ Politics and Paparazzi Author: Mrriddler Rating: R-NC17 Genre: General Pairing: Harry/Susan/Daphne Words: 4454 Published: May 4, 2006 Chapters: 1 Status: Complete Summary: Post Hogwarts, post Voldemort. A dirty trap is set for one sneaky reporter. Add in a touch of political hilarity/stupidity and smut and voila. Link: Ficwad: http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=14403 AFF: http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600000329 I did this for a pp3 challenge, but it ended...

Title: Paterfamilias Author: kphoebe and miggy Rating: R Genre: Violence Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: Arthur Weasley discovers that no matter how limited the choices, the cost of using the enemy's techniques is too high. Link: http://miggy.livejournal.com/555572.html Warning: Graphic Violence. This story creeped me out. It was very well written. Harry is really creepy in this one. Checked by Minion, July 27, 2013 Dead link is dead. If you know where to find...

Title: God Save the Queen Author: Xiph0 Rating: K+ Genre: Humor Pairing: None. Status: Complete. One-shot. Summary: England is in the midst of a heat wave when we find young Harry with too much time on his hands. What happens when the Royal family visits nearby Sandhurst? Link: Fanfiction.net Enjoy!

Subject: Hamartia by Scela Letifer - PG13 (One Shot) Title: Hamartia Author:Scela Letifer Rating: PG13 Genre: General, Angst Pairing: None Words: 4,728 Published: May 2, 2005 Status: Complete Summary: Pride cometh before the fall. Perhaps Dumbledore's actions are not what they seem. Link: http://community.livejournal.com/genfic_hogwarts/49942.html I thought this fic was great. It's an interesting look at the canon universe. Dumbledore is the epitome of a manipulative bastard....

Title: And Beggars Will Ride Author: opalish. Rating: Everybody(K+). Genre: General/Drama . Pairing: None. Words: 793 Published: September 17, 2004 Status: Oneshot. Summary: A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2061115/1/ A rather interesting look into Dumbledore's mind about his feelings toward his manipulations in Harry's life....

Title: Attention Seeker Author: Helaros. Rating: Everybody(K+). Genre: General/Angst . Pairing: None. Words: 437 Published: May 7, 2005 Status: Oneshot. Summary: Harry tells Dumbledore why. Post-war, one-shot. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2383922/1/ Something I just found while looking around fanfiction.net somewhat AU given how the story was written before the HBP was published but still a good story. Checked by Minion, October 10, 2016

Title: The Watering Hole Author: Master Caliiro Rating: T or PG-13 Genre: Humour/Parody Pairing: Numerous - does not play large role in story Status: Complete Summary: A rather amusing Conversation in a bar between various cliche Harrys. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2895692/1/

Title: The Chamber Strike Author: evansentranced Rating: K+ Genre: Comedy/Humor Pairing: None Status: Complete-oneshot Summary: Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Completely AU, I'm sorry. I've tried to keep the characters as realistic as possible, but mostly I've just written whatever comes into my head. Read it anyway, I promise it isn't total rubbish. Link:...

Title: Undead and Unashamed Author: opalish Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Romance Status: complete, one-shot Pairing: James Potter/Lily Evans Summary: LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.' Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2556363/1/ It's kind of corny, kind of cliche, kind of cute. I thought it was hilarious. :banana:

Title: Hatal Fart Attack Author: Corwalch Rating: K+ Summary: This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2814791/1/ Status: Complete, One-Shot. Highly amusing. not laugh-out-loud material though.

Title: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza Author: dude04 Rating: M Genre: Parody/Humor Pairing: N/A Words: 1,341 Published: November 1, 2005 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2643168/1/ I will freely admit I read this when I was bored out of my mind but it made me laugh out loud so I figured you guys might like it. It is stupid, pointless and short but it was strangely funny…or maybe im just way to bored…. Checked by Minion,...

Title: Exit Light, Enter Night Author: Big D Rating: NC17 Pairings: Harry/Petunia Status: ONESHOT (with possible continuation) Published: March 2, 2006 Words: 5932 Link: - http://www.patronuscharm.net/s/90/1/ - Pottersplace3 Yahoo!Group - http://ficwad.com/story/10511 Now, this is one fucked up fic. Basically, Harry goes totally berserk after learning the Prophecy, rapes his aunt and then kills her... As with all Big D's stories, writting style and characterisation are superb, but...

Title: Heir to the Weasley Throne Author: Xayne Rating: T Genre: Humor Pairing: Harry/Pansy Status: Complete Summary: [AU] In Harry's sixth year, he begins preparing for Voldemort in earnest. He finds escape in the form of a competition hosted by the Weasley twins to crown the best prankster at Hogwarts, and comfort in the arms of an unexpected girl. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1975304/1/ A fic i haven't seen posted here, thought it was quite good as well. Powerful...

Title: The Wayside Sacrament Author: Startide Risen Genre: Drama Rating: T Summary: The 31st of October at Godric's Hollow. [Oneshot] Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2800199/1/ - Seriously the best of its kind I've ever read. You wouldn't guess from the summary, but I'd say it is :shock: (besides the concept) pretty much original. Uhuh. It is just the one chapter, but oh-so-worth-it.

Title: Those Who Still Hunt Death Eaters Author: Ruskbyte Rating: M Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Words: 4,155 Published: May 14, 2005 Status: Complete Summary: Harry and his friends have finally gathered all the spell fragments needed to resurrect Sirius and destroy Voldemort once and for all. Now all they need to do is finish casting the spell. Easy, right? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2393243/1/ Link:...

Title: Those Who Hunt Death Eaters Author: Ruskbyte Rating: M Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Words: 3,398 Published: May 4, 2005 Status: Complete Summary: A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With the help of Hermione (who's been turned into a dog) and Harry's Firebolt (now possessed by the spirit of Sirius Black), what could possibly go wrong? Link:...

Title: The Day the Nightmare Ended Author: Bragg247 Rating: K+ Genre: Parody/Suspence Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: Post-Hogwarts humour-parody fic. It is the year after Harry leaves Hogwarts, and Voldemort is tightening his grip on the Wizarding World. However, just when everyone thinks all is lost, Lord Voldemort finally meets his match... {One-shot} Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1910878/1/ Eh, I found it funny at least. Figured I might as well drop a post...

Title: The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of Author: finbar Genre: Humor/Parody Pairings: none Words: 3,553 Published: April 4, 2005 Status: One-shot Summary: A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about... Link: FanFiction.net Yeah... the most reallistic super!Harry. Use what you have... :twisted: Checked by Minion, March 4, 2013

Title: Ron's True Love - A Humiliating Truth Author: BlindJedi Rating: T Genre: Humor/Angst Pairing: Ron/Buckbeak Status: Completed/Oneshot Summary: Ron finds his true love, much to the amusement of the rest of the school. Ron lovers, be warned! Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/769468/1/ This one's been around for a while, but I searched and couldn't find it on the forum, so I thought I'd bring it to your attention. One of my favourite oneshots, pretty short but a good laugh and...

Title: What Was Your Name, Again? Author: Full Pensieve Rating: K Genre: Humor/Parody Pairings: None Words: 589 Published: January 12, 2006 Status: ONE-SHOT Summary: Just a quick drabble inspired by what to me is one of the most grating HP fanfic cliches: that Harry will inevitably remember the goblin who took him to his vault for the first time [and all too often, will see to said goblin's promotion - usually from cart attendant to manager of young Mr. Potter's vast fortunes]...

Title: Skewing the Odds Author: Ruskbyte. Rating: Everybody(K). Genre: Humor. Pairing: None. Words: 6,400 Published: January 9, 2006 Status: Oneshot. Summary: Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And, if they get to humiliate their enemies in the process, well, so much the better. Link (ff.net):...

Title: Cat!Harry Author: Hija Rating: G Genre: Humor Pairing: None Status: One-shot Summary: Harry is training to become an Animagus in a surrounding appropriate to his soon-to-be species. Now if they could just keep out the pesky Death Eaters... Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/hijja/CH01a.html Because I couldn't resist the mental image of Mrs. Norris peeing on the hem of Snape's robes

Title: Is He My Father? Genres: Humor, General Words: 1372 Rating: G Published: June 9, 2005 Updated: January 27, 2006 Status: COMPLETED (Oneshot) Summary: A satire, spoof, parody of all those Severitus stories. One-shot drabble. Not meant to be serious, takes canon and throws it right out of the window.COMPLETE Warnings: Don't drink while reading this. I will not be responsible for your keybord frying. Spew worthy! Link:...

Title: Birth of a Name Author: nonjon Rating: T Genre: Humor/General Pairing: none Words: 2,535 Published: October 15, 2005 Status: One Shot Summary: 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you? Link: Fanfiction.net Yahoo!Groups file section I can't believe this hasn't been posted here. That's my favorite...

Title: Half of Dueling Range Author: neutral Pairings: none Genre: Humor/General Rating: K+ Summary:[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay. Link: Half of Dueling Range - Great one-shot, don't know why I never posted this. Anyways, you'll have to read Of Western Stars (as this occurs after...

Title: Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form Author: Rowan Redford Rating: G Words: 833 Published: May 27, 2003 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Some brave soul has raided Voldemort's filing cabinet, and Lucius Malfoy's application to join the death eaters has been discovered. A fic for anyone considering a career as a minion of the dark lord. Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/rowen_redford/LMDEAF01a.html oneshot, made me snicker. Checked by Minion,...

Title: HP and the Weapons of Mass Destruction Author: Veglover89 Rating: G Category: Parody/Humour Summary: Harry and Dubyadore plot to invade Romania; Voldemort has weapons of mass destruction. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2707773/1/ Short but rather funny :P

Title: Flight of Death Author: Lucullus Rating: T Genre: Action/Adventure/Angst Words: 3,034 Published: April 29, 2005 Status: ONE-SHOT Pairings: None Summary: “Have we gotten rid of a terror only to give rise to another?” Step into the final battle between Good and Evil, Harry and Voldemort. Or is it all that it seems. One Shot Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2372094/1/ Just a one-shot, but still it's one of the rare well-written last duels between Voldemort and Harry (no power of love...

Title: A Favor for a Friend Author: Nonjon Rating: M Genre: Drama/Action/Adventure Pairing: Not Applicable (but HP/LL I suppose) Words: 4,705 Published: December 12, 2005 Status: Complete. One-Shot. Summary: A little snapshot of a day in a potential post-HBP, post-Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.] Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2699455/1/ I figured I should link to this attempt at an action drabble that I ended up creating a...

Title: The Harry/Ginny Parody Author: firelegs Rating: M Genre: Romance, Humor/Parody Status: Complete Summary: A parody of the most delightfully frustrating aspects of the HarryGinny fic. OOC-ness, Dumbledore-, Ron-, and Hermione-bashing, Stupid!Melodramatic!Harry, and dark humor ahead! Link: http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewuser.php?uid=534 the best h/g i have ever read

Title: Something Grim This Way Comes Author:Ruskbyte Rating: T(PG13) Category: Humor/Parody Crossover: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Chapters: 3 Words: 68,629 Updated: January 1, 2011 Published: November 18, 2005 Status: Abandoned Summary: Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial (not to mention bent on world domination) girlfriend; Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend (i.e.: indentured...

Title: The Most Beautiful Warts He Had Ever Seen Author Name: rj1981 Rating: PG-13 Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF. Written between Order of Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince. Genre: Romance, Humor Words: 1,675 Published: September 19, 2003 Status: Oneshot, Complete Summary: Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Pg-13 for mild description of Trevor “taking advantage of”...

Title: Harry Central Author: Wishweaver Rating: K+ Summary: In honor of Harry's Birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2511245/1/ This is a one-shot, and I found this to be both amusing and witty. This fic makes you wonder about the series itself, and what exactly fanfiction is. Just read it, you'll probably understand- I've never seen this take before.

Title: The shortest Severitus story ever Author: IP82 Rating: K Genre: Parody/Humor Words: 801 Published: November 19, 2005 Status: ONESHOT Summary: ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2666565/1/ Just a silly little joke/story I've just written in a burst of inspiration. I'm not even sure if this is the right format to post it. I could have simply put the whole thing in one post on this...

Title: The Imposter Author: IP82 Rating: M Summary: ONE-SHOT! Years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry's a pro Quiditch player and a playboy. In a pause of radio interview, something unexpected happens... (taken from FF.net) Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2599651/1/ Right. Second fic posted in two days. And by the same author no less. anyhoo, one-shot, not sure whether this should go in the S&P area, but its only just disturbing, really, so here it came. its really good- makes you...

Title: Breaking Tradition Author: Mortalus Rating: T Words: 1,672 Published: July 17, 2002 Status: Oneshot, Complete Summary: When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/856459/1/ - Little one shot, I found it funny. Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013

Title: Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody Author: Fangalla Marie Rating: T Genre: Parody/Humor Pairing: none Words: 1,313 Published: September 4, 2005 Status: Complete Summary: This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2566459/1/ This is like a must read for all those aware of veelaDraco stories that abound in fanfic.net who wish the...

Title: Evil Be Thou My Good Author: Ruskbyte Genre: Horror/Supernatural Pairings/Couple(s): none Rating: Mature Words: 40,554 Published: June 24, 2005 Status: Oneshot Summary: Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2452681/1/ Link:...

Title: What a Bunch of Nonjon formerly known as You Shall Not Harm Harry Potter! Author: nonjon Category: Humor/Romance Rating: PG13 Ship: HP/many Chapters: 14 Words: 48,446 Updated: April 27, 2009 Published: December 27, 2008 Status: Technically a series of oneshots Summary: An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own...

Title: When Worlds Collide Author: Armless Penguin Category: Romance Rating: R Ship: HP/BZ Words: 9,409 Published: May 22, 2004 Status: Complete (Oneshot) Summary: Following a detention with Snape, a single choice lands Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini in a world of trouble. HarryGirl!Blaise. One - Shot Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1874005/1/ A very good Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini story. Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012 Checked by Sorrows 03/08/2019

Title: Wick Author: Slytherincess Category: Romance Rating: R Words: 8385 Published: August 11, 2003 Status: Oneshot Summary: Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request. Ship: HP/PP Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/slytherincess/wick01a.html This is one of the better stories I have read. Very...

Title: Uneasy Thoughts Author: Desmodius Rating: PG13 Summery: Harry is spending his last summer before his final year at the Burrow.... He should be content, but a few stolen moments of passion are making him uneasy.... What should he do? Ship: HP/MW Link: http://www.astronomytower.org/authors/desmodius/UT.html Here is another weird story I found. Title: Harry Potter and the Charmed Bath Author: Jessica X Rating: NC17 Link: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/67662

Title: The Power Snivellus Knows Not Author: NonJon Rating: M(R) Ship: H/Tonks Words: 3,200 Published: November 5, 2005 Status: Oneshot Summary:One-Shot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts halls. And Voldemort too. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2389487/1/ A really good humor fic :D Checked Nov. 17, 2012

Title: Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill Author: Lord Ravenclaw Rating: K+ (PG) Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Summary: A bombshell dropped by Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry reeling, and his Hogwarts future in jeopardy. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2561024/1/

Title: Darth Voldemort Author: The Itch Rating: K (G) Genre: Humor Summary: After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master... (One Shot) Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2151153/1/