I'm looking for a story that starts with Harry having a cliche romantic moment with a girl who asks "why choose me when every girl would drop their panties if you so much as glanced in their direction?". Intrigued, Harry uses his secret Slytherin side to coax out more information on the matter before obliviating the conversation from her mind and skillfully dumping her. Ideally, that masterstroke would be followed by loads of smut, but I'll take anything that destroys that overused scenario.
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