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  1. JuniorAL
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    Voldemort overdosed on Felix Felicis

    Voldemort made so many mistakes due to his overconfidence that I genuinely believe he overdosed on Felix Felicis. From Half-Blood Prince: “Oho,” said Slughorn again. Harry was sure that Slughorn had not forgotten the potion at all, but had waited to be asked for dramatic effect. “Yes. That. Well, that one, ladies and gentlemen, is a most curious little potion called Felix Felicis. I take it,” he turned, smiling, to look at Hermione, who had let out an audible gasp, “that you know what...
    Thread by: JuniorAL, Aug 23, 2020, 9 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  2. lopeck
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    Let's shit on Daphne

    Not gonna lie, I came into this thread prepared to defend Daphne from a bunch of ignorant peasants. Hermione’s name was called. Trembling, she left the chamber with Anthony Goldstein, Gregory Goyle and Daphne Greengrass. She has a name that is close to Hermione's. And that's it. So she is also irrelevant.
    Thread by: lopeck, Jul 12, 2020, 46 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  3. Arthellion
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    Let’s Shit on Ron

    In the spirit of the Hermione thread, let’s shit on Ron. He takes his family for granted Ron repeatedly complains about his family to an orphan that has never had one. Despite having one of the most loving families in the series, Ron dismisses this love and affection and nearly always focuses on the positives.
    Thread by: Arthellion, Jul 5, 2020, 38 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  4. sonder
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    Who do you write like?

    I saw this funny website and figured I would give it a go. I write like Arthur Clarke. You?
    Thread by: sonder, Jun 29, 2020, 30 replies, in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  5. Zombie
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    Autocomplete Madness

    Write a sentence using only the suggestion bar in your mobile keyboard for those of us using the site on our mobiles. @Sauce Bauss is a great tool. You can use this for a variety of ingredients. I recently purged my dictionaries yet it still knows that I say sauces name like forty times a day.
    Thread by: Zombie, Nov 10, 2019, 78 replies, in forum: The Humor Mill
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