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  1. BTT
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    The worst opening line to a book

    Inspired by the "best opening line to a book" thread but also the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest which challenges its participants to write the worst possible opening line to a book. So what's the worst opening you can imagine, DLP? Whether it be in the context of a book or a fanfic, whether it contains vile puns, purple prose, just a general abuse of English or metaphors more tortured than Neville's parents, whatever the genre conceit or the plot that's about to unfold: hit us with your...
    Thread by: BTT, Oct 14, 2021, 12 replies, in forum: Original Fiction Discussion
  2. Skeletaure
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    Drabbles to Undermine Tropes

    Just a bit of fun. Write a short drabble which undermines an HP fanfiction trope, post it to the thread. "Dumbledore sealed my parents' will!" Harry spat. He looked Ron and Hermione in the eyes. "I'm telling you, he's hiding something from me. He's trying to steal my inheritance!" Ron and Hermione exchanged an uncomfortable look. "Yeah, mate, Dumbledore does that to everyone," Ron said. "Uses his power as Chief Warlock to do it. No one has opened a will in over twenty years." Harry...
    Thread by: Skeletaure, May 8, 2020, 51 replies, in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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