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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by deyas, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. deyas

    deyas Groundskeeper

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    Sauce.

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. o_O
     
  2. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    Holy shit. That guy must have balls of steel. Literally.
     
  3. Trig

    Trig Unspeakable

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    That guy has some major brass balls.
     
  4. Myduraz

    Myduraz Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    The guy flippin' lifts of the ground from the kick and not even a face?

    Chuck Norris is dead.

    Kirby Roy is king.
     
  5. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    After taking thousands of kicks over the last five years his pelvic bone is stronger than a rock. Holy shit.
     
  6. Krogan

    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Holy fuck, that was insane. Anyone else waiting for this guy to go out and K.O. Chuck Norris with his dick now?
     
  7. Garden

    Garden Supreme Mugwump

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    "Avocados into guacamole" --I lol'd.
     
  8. Stalin's Pipe Organs

    Stalin's Pipe Organs Auror

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    The human body is fucking awesome to be able to change like this.

    I'm in awe.
     
  9. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    It's a pity that a man this awesome will never reproduce.
     
  10. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Damn that man is awsome.
     
  11. Nemrut

    Nemrut The Black Mage ~ Prestige ~

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    In the first two minutes or so, I thought damn that guy is awesome, how did he do that?

    Than it turned out he literally let himself be kicked in the balls until he doesn't feel the pain and his bones hardened which made him a moron more than anything else. Who lets themselves be kicked that often in a place like that?

    I mean, this looks impressive and hardcore but you have to consider he did it so often that it just doesn't have an effect on him. Although, I guess this eradicated his weak point :D
     
  12. Anarchy

    Anarchy Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    3:15 was goddamn hilarious
     
  13. Arbiter

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    ...Holy Fucking Shit.
     
  14. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    That was some kick..it slightly lifted him off the ground. As the comment on youtube said, he is now the ultimate rapist.
     
  15. Darje

    Darje Groundskeeper

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    Oh wow. That's just... Wow.

    I did lol at the the noises they made every time the kick was replayed. Hearing it over and over was just hilarious.
     
  16. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Must have brain damage, or the dude's some experimental android. That stuff isn't human.
     
  17. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    This was hilarious. Made my day.
     
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    Otters Groundskeeper ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    I hope he doesn't plan on having any more kids. The fact that he can shrug off the pain is all well and good, but those are still just mortal testicles.

    But honestly, what sort of asshat is like, "yes! I would love to kick a guy in the testicles as hard as I possibly could. It's one of my life's ambitions." I feel ashamed for that guy.
     
  20. Krogan

    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    So fucking much this

    What kind of man willingly agrees to do this to a completely random guy?
     
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