I'm really hard.

Like, my dick is hard.

I have a boner.

 

I felt this was appropriate.

 

That shit is deep

 

Whose up for starting an Official Hottie Thread on their website?

 

They have a thread for men to say sorry to women for watching porn. It's because of what we evil men come to expect from watching porn.

Thats what one of the girls had to say.

 

I lol'd.

/filler

 

Someone needs to go troll that place, seriously. lol. That's just sad.

 

Why troll them? I'd rather they come here and produce some HoS-worthy lulz.

 

No, do not tempt fate. They are a group of Christian religious fanatics, they will only try to convert us.

 

...so? We have our fun then they get banned - essentially what they'd do to us, were we to troll them.

Unless you really think that they'll allow an Official Hotties Thread to stay up. Because seriously.

 

We need some of our own DLP girls to go there and talk about their own masturbation addictions and how they need help in quitting.

Now what happens to most men when they read about a woman's graphically described masturbation addiction? Well they'll start wacking it off themselves. Maybe not these hardcore Christian types but I'm sure we can get at least 25% in this trap.

Then when the thread gets derailed by cries of:

I FAILED!!!!

GOD FORGIVE ME

PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR SISTER FOR DEFILING YOU!!

We admit our sad ulterior motive in making the thread.

 

Unfortunately, I suck at smut on such a level that any attempt at graphic descriptions would help, not hurt, their resolve. Now, posting animated gif's of porn in every thread... that's a different story. And probably more successful.

 

I agree with Schro. Would be funny as hell. Bunch of sad sods, they are. Honestly.

 

I have hentai. Screw porn.

...On that note, the last time I watched explictly pornographic material must have been several YEARS ago... I feel lame.

 

Umm. That's the worst thing I've read all day.

Seriously. WTF.

 

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I actually contemplated doing this. Whining a little about how it's always the guys that are helped out with their masturbation and gay porn addictions and there's never any help for the girls.

"I can't handle the peer pressure of all my friends expecting me to be bisexual like the liberal media is pushing on me. I don't want to kiss pretty girls but it's suppose to be "Cool". They even have their own song by Katy Perry! I'm starting to get migraines and constantly think of kissing Bella from Twilight. AAAAAAGGGGGHHH! Someone drive Lucifer out of my panties!"

Think it's a little OTT?

 

:|

Dude... :|

 

Hey! It's not that horrible. At least there aren't hairs all over the place, and... Stuff.

Just turn off the sounds, put it on 2x replay, and if you're an anime fanatic like me, you MIGHT get some enjoyment out of it.

At least it beats the porn I tried half a decade ago.

There's a reason why I don't really watch that stuff XD

 

Jesus dude. They're cartoons. CARTOONS.

Good fucking god.

 

I don't understand why you guys want to troll these guys. Sure, we can poke fun at them here, but to go to their forum and start trolling? -_-