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Abandoned 1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort by Crys - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by ip82, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Title: 1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort
    Author: Crys
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Pairings: None
    Chapters: 9
    Words: 57,242
    Published: March 1, 2006
    Updated: December 8, 2008
    Status: Abandoned

    Summary: Lots of ways for ol' Voldy to lose
    Link: http://crys.fanficauthors.net/1001_Deaths_of_Lord_Voldemort/index/

    More than a dozen of funny/silly/stupid ways for Voldemort to die.

    Here's an example of what this is all about:


    Checked by Minion, Nov. 20, 2012
    Fixed the Link (again?)

    Edit by Minion, August 12, 2013
    It is labelled as abandoned, because the author stopped at 450/1001
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 12, 2013
  2. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Heh..this is nice for a laugh. The Barney one is nice.
     
  3. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Great! The Vernon one made me laugh VERY hard. That was good.
     
  4. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Awesome
     
  5. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    I think he's been spending far too much time with Dumbledore ;) .
    Brilliant one-shot.
     
  6. Avitus

    Avitus Groundskeeper

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    the Quirrell one had me crying...that should be immortalised in a bronze statue :wizard:
     
  7. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    ......who wouldn't do that?
     
  8. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    Haha, some of the ones were good, the Knight Bus, Barney, and the Orgy being the best of them. But some of them were just plain, WTF. But all in all, pretty good.
     
  9. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Some of those were funny. Pretty good ideas.
     
  10. Lunarian

    Lunarian Third Year

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    All of those were good and seemed to fit this site IMO, except the malfoy veela one.. *Shudder*.

    I personally liked the Luna one.
     
  11. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    [spoiler:27a123860c]A Death Eater Inner Circle meeting was in progress.

    Voldemort was monologuing about how he was going to cleanse the world of all but pure-blooded wizards.

    Lucius Malfoy tuned him out as the Malfoy eagle owl soared in and perched on his shoulder. Lucius untied the scroll and read the note from his son.

    "Pardon the interruption, my Lord, but I have only one question."

    Voldemort, cut off in mid-rant, glared dangerously at his primary follower. "Speak, Lucius."

    "You agree that we should kill all half-bloods?"

    "Of course."

    In a lightning fast move, Lucius raised his wand and pointed it at his Master. "Avada Kedavra!"[/spoiler:27a123860c]

    Brilliant!
     
  12. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    thats my favorite
    thats my second favorite..
    that wins the bronze..
     
  13. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Those all felt kind of obvious or lame.

    I thought the Vernon one was Hilarious. I Just imagined:

    Voldemort shouting, "Avada Kedavra." Vernon Dursley dies, but his momentum carries him forward on top of Voldemort. The wand goes skittering across the floor as Voldemort slowly asphyxiates (sp?)

    Its brilliant. He does it better read it.
     
  14. oldmagic

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    i like the last one where he gets his handed to him by everyon during the food ball game
     
  15. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    NEW PARTS HAVE BEEN ADDED!!!

    (The football one is best) ;)
     
  16. oldmagic

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    these arn't as funny as the other ones. either that or i'm just feeling moody today.
     
  17. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    No longer found, bumped up for review.
     
  18. darklordmike

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  19. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    I'm just helping find dead links for threads. Doesn't mean whether the story still exists somewhere or not, just doesn't on this thread. That way, things like this can get updated I suppose.
     
  20. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Select ones are funny as hell, but they start to get less and less funny as you move towards the last few chapters. Overall, I'll give this a 4/5 for being an excellent time-waster.