Title: It Could Only Happen to Harry
Author: Hoos Your Daddy
Rating: NC-17
Category: Restricted Section
Status: Work in Progress
Pairing: Harry/Many
Summary: After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. No HBP or DH. Bi, F/F, HJ, Language, M/F, M/F/F, Oral, SoloF
Link: http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600023040
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5446275/1/It-Could-Only-Happen-to-Harry
Link: http://ficwad.com/story/125356

A pretty good smutfic as smutfics go. It's a bit silly in parts early on (Over 9000), and the plot is obviously rather contrived and convenient, but the smut is good, and I enjoy the characterisation, which I thought was done pretty well (the only character who is a bit off is Hermione, who's a bit too liberal, but I enjoy the characterisation nonetheless).

Contains the best Harry/Tonks sex scene in all fanfiction in chapter 4.

4/5

 

Really? I thought about posting this one and dismissed the idea lol It's lulzy at points and semi-interesting in others. It sounds like a plot-line that canoncansodoff would use lol 3.5/5 overall.

And the Tonks scene...that was epic and actually manages to capture the amusement a metamorphagus could bring into any situation lol

 

Pink lightening bolt for the win. I kinda miss writing H/T porn. I always liked her the best. So much fun to be had. That is exactly how I pictured Tonks to be.

Insane Nympho Veela Fleur just added more fuel to the fire.

It was a little contrived, but it's supposed to be, which makes it a-okay.

5/5

 

The story was epic all around, especially the smut. I agree that the Tonks scene alone is library worthy. 5/5.

By the way, great find Taure.

 

This was really good! Never thought a story combining humor with smut would be readable but this was epic!

Laughed from beginning to end, 5/5!

 

I've been following this since the first chapter on ficwad. After the Tonks scene, I was considering posting it here if the next chapter was at least decent. But Taure's beaten me to the punch.

As people have said, it's contrived, but all smutfics are. The humour is actually amusing. The smut is well written. Worth the read, definitely.

4.5/5. I'll say 5 if the next couple chapters maintain the high quality.

 

It's for fics like this I still check out ficwad, despite knowing full well how rarely anything there is readable. Didn't consider posting it here though...

5/5, with the smut exception.

 

Glad to see that you are recommending lots of fics Taure, saves us lazy folk from doing so

 

My one problem with this story is that after Fleur and Tonks, the Harry/Parvarti, Harry/Luna, and Harry/Hermione scenes might suffer in comparison.

Well, ok, maybe not Luna.

And I agree: Best Harry/Tonks sex scene in fanfiction and library worthy because of that.

4 stars.

 

I had thought about posting this, but then I had a second thought that told me I was an idiot...

I guess I should only listen to the first voice, eh?

Anyway, the story was OK. Good spelling, grammar, etc. It was rather...contrived and simple, if that makes sense. The Tonks scene was the only high point (so far) for me, because I am an unrepentant Honks fanboy - and this is the only story that I've ever read where Harry isn't all "Oh but I love you for you, not the changing your body parts thing!" which rocked. I wish there were more serious Honks stories that were like this one (and an equal part not-so-serious).

4/5, a bit more if it didn't feel so...faked. Seriously...Hermione give him a blow-job in chapter 1? Uhhh...OK, whatever...I've seen worse. Patil twin 2 (d comes before r...fuck the spelling, I can never get twin 2's name right) joins in for a threesome next chapter? Bullshit...I almost stopped reading there, if it wasn't for the pretty good smut and the temptation of Honks.

 

It's quite well written. It does lack the quality of the better stories in the fandom, but since it's smut I believe it is only natural. It was entertaining atleast, a solid 4/5.

 

5/5. Completely agree it's the best Tonks smut on the net. In fact, the only thing I'd say against this story is I don't see how Parvati/Hemione/Luna can possibly keep up with the epic win that is this fic.

 

I think you should go with that and write some more H/T smut. And H/F.

 

I agree with most of the above--this is easily the best smutfic I've ever read. Though it's been stated several times, pink lightning bolt for the win.

Moar plz kthxbai =D

Oh, and 5/5.

One suggestion (in case the author somehow arrives at this page)--know when to end it and don't try to force it past that point.

 

I can't say no to smut. 5/5

 

Wow.

I'm not normally a fan of PWP, but due to the overwhelming reception, I decided to take a peek.

Epic smutfic, and library-worthy in every way.

The humor was great (especially the portrayal of Tonks), the smut was well-written and good (though I'm hardly the best judge), and the writing is good. Even characterization is both at times refreshing and at times obviously based in canon.

Great job, and 5/5.

 

Brilliant sums it up. I laughed my ass off 5/5