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WIP It Could Only Happen to Harry by Hoos Your Daddy - NC-17

Discussion in 'Restricted Section' started by Taure, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Title: It Could Only Happen to Harry
    Author: Hoos Your Daddy
    Rating: NC-17
    Category: Restricted Section
    Status: Work in Progress
    Pairing: Harry/Many
    Summary: After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. No HBP or DH. Bi, F/F, HJ, Language, M/F, M/F/F, Oral, SoloF
    Link: http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600023040
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5446275/1/It-Could-Only-Happen-to-Harry
    Link: http://ficwad.com/story/125356

    A pretty good smutfic as smutfics go. It's a bit silly in parts early on (Over 9000), and the plot is obviously rather contrived and convenient, but the smut is good, and I enjoy the characterisation, which I thought was done pretty well (the only character who is a bit off is Hermione, who's a bit too liberal, but I enjoy the characterisation nonetheless).

    Contains the best Harry/Tonks sex scene in all fanfiction in chapter 4.

    4/5
     
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  2. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin

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    This was absolutely hilarious. I almost died from laughter reading Tonks' scene.
    “Isn’t this n-nice, Harry, dear?” she cooed in Molly’s voice, barely able to restrain her laughter. “If you had only dated my Ginny, we could do this every day.”

    Harry finally pulled his face free, then wrestled out of Tonks’ grasp and leapt on the bed. His face was flushed with exertion and outrage.

    “Bloody hell, Tonks!” he screeched and shivered violently. “That’s just not fucking cricket!”

    A decent story for a smutfic. Library worthy even just for the Tonks scene. 4/5
     
  3. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Lol. Epic lulzy smut. 5/5 :D
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    Most excellent. Went in expecting smut, got smut.
     
  5. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Really? I thought about posting this one and dismissed the idea lol It's lulzy at points and semi-interesting in others. It sounds like a plot-line that canoncansodoff would use lol 3.5/5 overall.

    And the Tonks scene...that was epic and actually manages to capture the amusement a metamorphagus could bring into any situation lol
     
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  6. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Minister of Magic

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    Pink lightening bolt for the win. I kinda miss writing H/T porn. I always liked her the best. So much fun to be had. That is exactly how I pictured Tonks to be.

    Insane Nympho Veela Fleur just added more fuel to the fire.

    It was a little contrived, but it's supposed to be, which makes it a-okay.

    5/5
     
  7. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    The story was epic all around, especially the smut. I agree that the Tonks scene alone is library worthy. 5/5.

    By the way, great find Taure.
     
  8. Stenstyren

    Stenstyren Groundskeeper

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    This was really good! Never thought a story combining humor with smut would be readable but this was epic!

    Laughed from beginning to end, 5/5!
     
  9. scaryisntit

    scaryisntit Death Eater

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    I've been following this since the first chapter on ficwad. After the Tonks scene, I was considering posting it here if the next chapter was at least decent. But Taure's beaten me to the punch.

    As people have said, it's contrived, but all smutfics are. The humour is actually amusing. The smut is well written. Worth the read, definitely.

    4.5/5. I'll say 5 if the next couple chapters maintain the high quality.
     
  10. wolf550e

    wolf550e High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    It's for fics like this I still check out ficwad, despite knowing full well how rarely anything there is readable. Didn't consider posting it here though...

    5/5, with the smut exception.
     
  11. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Glad to see that you are recommending lots of fics Taure, saves us lazy folk from doing so :D
     
  12. knothead

    knothead Groundskeeper

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    My one problem with this story is that after Fleur and Tonks, the Harry/Parvarti, Harry/Luna, and Harry/Hermione scenes might suffer in comparison.

    Well, ok, maybe not Luna.

    And I agree: Best Harry/Tonks sex scene in fanfiction and library worthy because of that.

    4 stars.
     
  13. Militis

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    I had thought about posting this, but then I had a second thought that told me I was an idiot...

    I guess I should only listen to the first voice, eh?

    Anyway, the story was OK. Good spelling, grammar, etc. It was rather...contrived and simple, if that makes sense. The Tonks scene was the only high point (so far) for me, because I am an unrepentant Honks fanboy - and this is the only story that I've ever read where Harry isn't all "Oh but I love you for you, not the changing your body parts thing!" which rocked. I wish there were more serious Honks stories that were like this one (and an equal part not-so-serious).

    4/5, a bit more if it didn't feel so...faked. Seriously...Hermione give him a blow-job in chapter 1? Uhhh...OK, whatever...I've seen worse. Patil twin 2 (d comes before r...fuck the spelling, I can never get twin 2's name right) joins in for a threesome next chapter? Bullshit...I almost stopped reading there, if it wasn't for the pretty good smut and the temptation of Honks.
     
  14. Imariel

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    It's quite well written. It does lack the quality of the better stories in the fandom, but since it's smut I believe it is only natural. It was entertaining atleast, a solid 4/5.
     
  15. vlad

    vlad Groundskeeper Prestige

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    5/5. Completely agree it's the best Tonks smut on the net. In fact, the only thing I'd say against this story is I don't see how Parvati/Hemione/Luna can possibly keep up with the epic win that is this fic.
     
  16. Korisovra

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    I think you should go with that and write some more H/T smut. And H/F.
     
  17. Pyromaniac

    Pyromaniac Third Year

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    I agree with most of the above--this is easily the best smutfic I've ever read. Though it's been stated several times, pink lightning bolt for the win.

    Moar plz kthxbai =D

    Oh, and 5/5.

    One suggestion (in case the author somehow arrives at this page)--know when to end it and don't try to force it past that point.
     
  18. ZeroTheDestroyer

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    I can't say no to smut. 5/5
     
  19. kmfrank

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    Wow.

    I'm not normally a fan of PWP, but due to the overwhelming reception, I decided to take a peek.

    Epic smutfic, and library-worthy in every way.

    The humor was great (especially the portrayal of Tonks), the smut was well-written and good (though I'm hardly the best judge), and the writing is good. Even characterization is both at times refreshing and at times obviously based in canon.

    Great job, and 5/5.
     
  20. desiking75

    desiking75 Squib

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    Brilliant sums it up. I laughed my ass off 5/5
     
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