I like this one the best I think:

In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.

 

That one is really similar to a Chuck Norris one...

 

Liking the twist in the newest episode, with the first lady jumping into the motorcade her husband is about to sell out to be killed with the Russian president


24 in 24 seconds!:

http://www.q1043.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=kerrparody.xml

funny as hell, it's a recap of each episode of 24 in 24 seconds

 

more facts

-On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

http://s15.invisionfree.com/The_24_Insider/index.php?showtopic=1414

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred

 

How can there not be a thread for the new season yet. So far It's awsome. Everything from the glimspe into the mind of Ahmed to Curtis' past. Which is really sad by the way. And the ending of episode four was brutal. Discus! Now!

 

Amused at Dr. Bashir.

Anyway, Yay for the ending of Ep.4, and Jack being back, and this whole conflicted jack deal, it's lovely, and somehow, Kim is totally going to find out that he's alive, AGAIN. That'll be fun.

I want to talk real spoilers, but A) that sets a dangerous precedent for the timezone wise, and B) I don't want to hear about what's going to happen in the next episode. I'm not sure on the policy for stuff like that so.. i'm going to stop here.

 

Merged.

We don't need a new thread just for a new season. Especially when you name the thread the exact same name as the old one, "24."

And I'd recommend to talk all you want but judicious use of the

Spoiler

tag.

I'm assuming you're all smart enough to figure out the closing tag to

Spoiler

.

Which gives you nice boxes like this one:

Spoiler

Better safe than sorry on spoiler-rich discussion.

 

yeah please do use spoiler tags as I'm often a week+ behind on the episodes

 

man i can't wait for tonight's episode, it's on in thirty mins. sad thing is heroes is on at the same time. i don't know which to sacrifice and which to watch.

 

24, for sure. Heroes you can watch on, uh, whatever channel they are on. CBS? Go to the site, you can watch most recent episode. Its what I do with Desperate Housewives! Those naughty, naughty girls!

I'm serious, don't mess with DH. It's fucking awesome.

 

I understand 24 is beloved by many but I've never been able to watch it for more than a few minutes (mainly because I'm usually incredibly lost).
However I'll give Season Six a chance (with a crash course on the basics from wikipedia) because I'm a Stargate SG-1 fan and Michael Shanks (Dr. Daniel Jackson) has been contracted for a couple of episodes. I may not understand 24 but I'm perfectly capable of starring prettily at Michael Shanks for an hour or so.



~Fayr

 

I loved watching 24. Though i do have to agree with Fayr because always lost on that show. And the only reason i watch it because i like the action and suspense.

Though other shows like "Prison Break" or Heroes are very good shows to watch and easily understandable.