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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Hashasheen, Sep 21, 2010.

5/5, 6 votes
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  1. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Sep 21, 2010 #1
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2010
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  2. Moridin

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    Sep 21, 2010 #2
  3. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Sep 21, 2010 #3
    "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."


    Oh yeah, this needs to be read.
     
  4. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Sep 21, 2010 #4
    Removed the facebook redirect in the OP's link because it annoyed me.

    And what kind of mindfuck is this? It's like awesome and awesome had a baby that was.... not as awesome.

    Still, there are definitely some fun lines:
    I blame Old Spice commercials for pushing this style into meh-ish territory.
     
  5. Rehio

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    Sep 21, 2010 #5
    This is beyond stupid.
     
  6. Jormungandr

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    Sep 21, 2010 #6
    Let this be a lesson mothers and fathers to be: don't drop your kids upon their heads. Retards like this fanfiction's author/authoress are the result.
     
  7. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sep 21, 2010 #7
    Many of us have seen this before: we actually had a library submission thread at one point for this story following its appearance in the WTF fic thread.
     
  8. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    Sep 22, 2010 #8
    The commonly heard description of this fic is correct, IMO: "It's like My Immortal, but done by an (insane) 13-year-old boy instead of a 13-year-old girl." Unlike My Immortal, it's short, which makes getting through it a far less unpleasant experience.
     
  9. Sacrosanct

    Sacrosanct Auror

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    Sep 22, 2010 #9
    When is this going to be HoS'd? It must be immortalised.
     
  10. disturbed27

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    Sep 22, 2010 #10
    This is awesome(ly retarded). That is all.
     
  11. Fiat

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    Sep 22, 2010 #11
    What is this...I don't even...
     
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  12. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Sep 22, 2010 #12
    Dude, it's the Fuckslayer! Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals.

    What more do you want?
     
  13. Admonkeystrator

    Admonkeystrator Seventh Year

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    Sep 22, 2010 #13
    how bout a plot?
     
  14. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Sep 22, 2010 #14
    /meh

    Unnecessary.
     
  15. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    Sep 22, 2010 #15
  16. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Sep 22, 2010 #16
    What I read. Also what I think is far more appropriate :awesome
     
  17. iLost

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    Sep 22, 2010 #17
    It's written in such an epic style, that's it's funny. Also, I can't help but think that this is something that Joe as a toddler would write.
     
  18. Red Aviary

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    Sep 22, 2010 #18
    Words fail me.
     
  19. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Sep 22, 2010 #19
    This fic shocks and appauls me. I like it. I didn't read it, mind you; I just listened to it on that youtube posting.
     
  20. Tehan

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    Sep 22, 2010 #20
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    That was fucking brutal.

    And you read this in his voice.

    Seriously, that's the vibe I'm getting - that sort of deliberate over-the-top BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY camp that's good for a laugh.
     
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