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5 Fictional Characters You'd Want on Your Side in a Fight

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Skeletaure, Apr 19, 2009.

  1. afrojack

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    In response, I reiterate Yamamoto Genryuusai. He's about as mystical/powerful as it gets for that type of samurai character.

    Yama's +2000 years of existence, kendo, and fire > anything on that list you mentioned.
     
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    I concur, you win.
     
  4. Damnyoureyes

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    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The man's smart, vicious, practically unkillable, and willing to go to incredible lengths to protect his friends. My bodyguard.
    Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Brilliant and deadly. Two-fer, and my "tech" person.
    Gen. Wedge Antilles: Ace Pilot, unconventional tactician, decent soldier, average diplomat and good leader. My pilot. Also has good character shields. (I would have gone with Wash from Firefly, but....)
    Imperial Auditor Miles Vorkosigan: As (possibly more) devious as Harry Paget Flashman without the latter's capacity for treachery, cowardice, and self-interest. My Diplomat, advisor and strategist.
    Hellboy: Smarter than he appears, and very durable and determined. My expert on the paranormal. Who can shoot first, shoot some more, and then ask the important questions in a tactful and articulate manner.

    I think I've got my bases pretty much covered. Have I forgotten anything?
     
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    Pinhead, Butterball, Throatless - Hellraiser (I don't need anybody else really)(Would have God mode on.)

    Kwan - From Bungle in the Jungle. (I always need a psycho fucker in my group)

    Harry Potter - Main character that does not really die.
     
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    The guy from Doom - He kills gigantic demons with rocket launchers for arms.

    Voldemort - Probably knows some pretty messed up shit.

    Batman - He beat Superman. Superman.

    Superman.

    Phoenix - Babe, tight outfit, powers of an eternal celestial being.
     
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    John Constantine; if I was stuck in hell who else would come rescue me?

    Death; she's the anthropomorphic personifications of death. Good person to have on your side.

    Buffy Summers; Longest living Slayer ever. Plus she is the leader of a Slayer army, with her on your side you get her army.

    Willow Rosenburg; Most powerful witch in the western hemisphere, maybe even the planet.

    Illyria; An Old One with a heck lot of power. Plus she's blue. I like blue.

    Plus:

    The Doctor; if the world is ending who better to have at your side?
     
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    Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) - Seriously? Come on people. The man's a Tyrant, and we don't fully know just what the fuck he can do. Oh, and let's not forget, RE fans, that he moves fast enough to blur.

    Dante (Devil May Cry) - He's the son of the Demon Knight Sparda, and fucking immortal. Let's do this.

    Kisuke Urahara (Bleach) - Well, he learned Bankai in three days, a feat replicated only be Ichigo, who is the main character. Plus, he makes just about everything the soul society uses, and we don't even know what his bankai is.

    HUNK (Resident Evil) - Well, he's not called Mr. Death for nothing. Did I mention that he survived a close encounter with a rampaging Tyrant armed only with an MP5 and a sidearm and lived while the rest of his squad died? Oh, and that's a recurring theme too. Him living and his squad dying, that is.

    Cthulu (H.P. Lovecraft) - Win is mine. The motherfucking destroyer of worlds. You're pretty much fucked. Oh, and did I mention that Three Metallica Songs are named after it? Third one's an instrumental, but still awesome. And it's Metallica.
     
  9. royalduke

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    I would have to say:

    Athena, because she is fuckin smart.
    Hades, god of the underworld, my troops will come back from the death.
    Zeus, thunderbolts falling from the sky anyone?
    Ares, can't forget the god of war even if he is a coward.
    Harry Potter from Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time. Everytime I lose, we start from the beginning again.

    You can't beat my team!
     
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    royalduke, you've got a bunch of mythical GODS on your team - who spent their time in Olympus and Hades fucking around (literally). Have fun getting anybody besides Harry to fight.

    REVISED LIST:

    Gambit: for obvious reasons - I mean, the fucker can manipulate kinetic energy, and he throws explosive playing cards. And he's a Cajun motherfucker. He can pretty much handle everything and anything.

    Chainer (Magic: the Gathering): without the Mirari, he's just a dementist who can kick ass in melee and ranged with his chains. Not to mention spells like the death bloom and his ability to absorb monsters into his mind to dominate and twist into Nightmares. With the Mirari, he's damn near unstoppable, but he's also insane. Diversified attacker.

    Horus (WH40K) - he's the fucking Warmaster of the Astares, and unless you've got an anathame, you're not taking him down any time soon. Melee and ranged attacker and also somebody who won't betray his master.

    Raistlin Majere - he nearly became a god and destroyed the world, and he's got enough magic to pretty much wipe out everyone in his path. He's also reliable and smart enough to follow orders (and not double-cross his employer). Useful for some serious long-range firepower and any magical situations.

    Boba Fett - a jack-of-all-trades that has plenty of firepower, options, and JUST WON'T FUCKING DIE. Definitely useful as long as one's money doesn't run out.
     
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    They do say that opposites attract . . . In this case, you're like a moth drawn to the bugzapper.

    The Death Star
    Luke Skywalker (now it is undestroyable)
    God (all powerful and omnipotent as well as the most highly regarded fictional character of all time, therefore I win)
    Superman
    Supergirl (I can breed her with Superman and make a 6th one).
     
  12. Blaise

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    ...it's no fun when you pick god(s), or anthropomorphic representations of universes, etc. Think barfight or streetbrawl, not galactic struggle. >_>

    1. Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat). Show me someone who didn't wish they could do the ball-breaker as a kid, and I'll show you a liar.

    2. Tommy, the Green/White/Red/Black Ranger (Power Rangers): "SST-AIYAAAAAH!"

    3. Lara Croft: sugar momma with big guns....and firearms, as well :awesome

    4 & 5. Boondock Saints

    Too bad there's no program to see some of these teams go head-to-head. Is there a fantasy melée draft or summat?
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    JB: Why get in a street brawl when you can just blow up the planet they are on?
     
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    Because I like hittin' bitches. Haven't you ever been in a fight? Smashing on people is fun; I've never shot anyone, but I'd imagine that would be a rush, too.

    Having Joe God on your team making me simply not exist is anti-climactic lol.
     
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    Blaise, yes -- and I wrestled for a few seasons too (absolutely dismantling someone on the mat is an incredible feeling). I'm not denying the rush, but the idea of erasing someone's existence (or demolishing a planet) is just so much more satisfying.
     
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    Alright my turn
    1. Wesley Gibson from the Wanted comic, hes the Killer, what more needs to be said?
    2. John Sheppard from Atlantis, in case there are any women on the other side
    3. Sub-Zero, because nobody beats Sub-Zero
    4 and 5. The Winchester Brothers from Supernatural
     
  17. Bar fight, street brawl, etc.

    1.Gambit

    2.Batman

    3.Grendel

    4.Bobba Fett

    5.X-23
     
  18. Azrael's Little Helper

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    1) Emperor of Mankind (WH40K) - can knock out Leman Russ with one punch for a month. 'Nuff said

    2) Jarlaxle Baenre (Forgotten Realms) - brings in the Bregan D'aerthe

    3) Artemis Entreri (Forgotten Realms) - near-unmatched assassin

    4) Raistlin Majere (Dragonlance) - godlike sorcerer

    5) River Tam - she can kill you with her brain.
     
  19. Blaise

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    I love this fucking thread so much. HP fanfiction characters:

    1. Albus Dumbledore, from Joe's "Wastelands of Time"
    2. Harry Potter (aka The Warden), from Samuel Black's "Tick-Tock, Mr. Potter"
    3. Grindelwald, from Jono's "Stranger in A Promised Land"
    4. Sorting Hat/Golem, from JBern's "The Lie I've Lived"
    5. The Dementor Known as Fat Todd, from Nuhuh's "Catharsis"


    Fat Todd, bitches. Fat Todd.
     
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    Justblaise wins the game.
     
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