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Complete A Black Comedy by nonjon - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by nonjon, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    IIRC Dumbledore said that the wards stayed in place but indicated that all of the Longbottoms had been killed.
     
  2. Korisovra

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    They said that Neville was the boy-who-lived-and-is-hyphenated but he was never attacked by Voldemort. On the other hand, he got pwned by the diary at some point after he disappeared, so That Fucker is Riddle in Neville's body.
     
  3. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    According to what I've led you to believe so far:

    No boy-who-lived, no killing curse survivors. No defeat of Voldemort. Harry and Sirius died Halloween 1981, and Voldemort kept going after the in-hiding Longbottoms. Eventually leading to Frank confirming rumors of the prophecy in early summer of 1987. Neville receives presents as the chosen one, including some books that he carries everywhere. March 21, 1988 Neville disappears without any sign of how the wards were breached. About a month later, Alice commits suicide. Frank goes a bit nutty at losing son and wife. David Monroe has been "trying to heal" Frank.

    I'm going off the top of my head here, so I could be off a little.
     
  4. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Well it's not like you would know anything now would you?
     
  5. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I've seen this opinion repeated a few times in this thread. In CoS, Riddle wasn't aiming to running around in Ginny's body. He was sucking up her life force/magic/soul/whatever to solidify his own body.

    Why are people claiming that Riddle is running around in Neville's body?

    Yak.
     
  6. pontfirebird73

    pontfirebird73 Third Year

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    Neville simply supplied the magic for Riddle's Horcrux to take corporeal form.

    I hope we get some answers as to why That Fucker is against Voldemort.
     
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    I'm curious as to whether Neville is dead or Tom is keeping him comatose and has enough energy to make himself corporeal.
     
  8. Korisovra

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    "It's better to rule in Hell, than to serve in Heaven"


    That Fucker is against Voldemort for the simple reason that neither is willing to share power. *starts banging head into desk again* The reason that Harry said that Neville isn't coming back is because he knows what the younger Riddle looked like before he went snake. He extrapolated from all the stories and realized that the most likely scenario is that Neville was sent the diary and died to bring Riddle to life. Or Riddle possessed Neville's body so that he could cash in on the fame. Either story works.
     
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  9. Garret P.I.

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    Wow, that was just a "holy shit!" moment there.

    That Fucker is actually Tom's younger self.

    That's just so messed up that it's unreal

    As to why he would be against him... Korisovra, consider, That Horcrux was likely the first one. It has an impression of Tom Riddle BEFORE he made more than one of them... and thus before he went batshit insane.

    It's possible that Tom is against Voldemort not just because he won't share power... but because he's seen what Voldemort became... a monster. Imagine you're this younger, driven, idealistic, not insane, self, and you see what you become decades later... and you're disgusted by it.

    That'd be one reason he could have for trying to bring Voldemort down.

    And if he did, think about it... being the one person in the world that brought down the dark lord... and with Tom Riddle's acumen he'd be able to turn that to his advantage.

    Still, Nonjon, wow... that's pure awesome on a stick.
     
  10. Korisovra

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    That was where I went initially, as well, Garrett. Then I sat back and thought about it, and realized that with Riddle's life, he would *NEVER* submit to anyone, his older self included. He might not agree with his older self's actions, but he sees the undeniable effect they have on the Wizarding world. Riddle was driven by hate and fear, Voldemort is driven by the same. Unless Riddle saw a competent shrink, he's still the insecure little girl that we all know and scoff at. And don't forget......Voldemort or Riddle are keeping a Basilisk behind the manor in Little Hangleton. That oughta be fun for someone LOL
     
  11. Vesvius

    Vesvius High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Just wanted to pop in and state that it is a true testament to nonjon's writing that after I read this, my first thoughts were '... That Fucker!'
     
  12. belladonna16

    belladonna16 Second Year

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    You're a brat, Nonjon.

    In a good way, though. You're obviously trying to put me into a premature grave, though.

    And another great, jaw-dropping, 'what the hell' chapter...!!!!
     
  13. mumihp

    mumihp First Year

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    So the fucker is riddle, I think the only reason riddle wants to bring down voldermort becuase he doesn't want to share power, I guess that Nerville didn't have that much magic in him when he was 7, maybe his magic wasn't fully developed yet, which is why tom is possessing nerville body, mabe tom did't get enough power form nerville to become corpereal form, so maybe his residing in nerville body for that purpose.

    Great chapter.
     
  14. Korisovra

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    *starts banging his head into the desk again*
     
  15. hchan1

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    I can't really agree with that; we already saw what young Tom was like as a student in CoS. If he's willing to attack innocents because of their blood-status at that age, he's already Voldemort in everything but name.
     
  16. Korisovra

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    No one is going to take the basilisk comment and run with it? I want ideas, damnit! *pouts*
     
  17. Aerin

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    "Milord, is that a basilisk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    "Shutup, Wormtail. You try being an evil lord with morning wood"
     
  18. Jenkins

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    Always makes me ponder the bodily functions of the dark lord. I can't imagine Voldemort on the crapper.
     
  19. Khazad-Dumb

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    There are some things in this world we are not meant to know. Just leave it be before some fanboy's head explodes.
     
  20. pontfirebird73

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    yeah I dont think I have ever read a story where Harry or anyone else is in the loo taking a dump.
     
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