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Complete A Black Comedy by nonjon - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by nonjon, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. Aquylyne

    Aquylyne First Year

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    as long as its not Snape, Ron or any Weasely I'm sure it will be suspenseful.
     
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  2. Philly Homer

    Philly Homer What you call elephant cum I call mouthwash

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    Nonjon just updated, and that was the best chapter yet. I would leave a more detailed review. but I'm still laughing too hysterically right now, after reading the last part of a bloody brilliant chapter.
     
  3. Bukay

    Bukay Professor DLP Supporter

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    Indeed, one of the best chapters so far.

    There was a small scene with That Fucker. It appears we'll see more of him or even, as unlikely as it is right now, learn his identity.

    The scene with Sirius and James Potter was at least amusing, however it was Harry fighting alongside Sarah that made my day.... there's nothing better than a good fight :D

    The last scene in the Hospital Wing will lead to an interesting conclusion, that will be interesting to read...
     
  4. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Well that rules out the possibility that That Fucker is James. James was captured while That Fucker was talking to Weston.
     
  5. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    That last bit at the end was just cruel...just cruel. Also did anyone get confused by the lack of scene breaks between That Fucker and the Albus & Fawks scene? Otherwise good chapter, it had me laughing quite a bit.

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  6. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Erm... I double-checked and it's separated by the same horizontal rule all the other scene breaks are.
     
  7. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Huh?

    (goes back and rechecks)

    Nope there's still no scene breaks. Hmmm...I wonder...

    (checks the FF.Nutz copy and compares it to the de-FFNet-izer copy he read--bornagainpenguin prefers the white text on black background of the DLP.Net template over the eye searing black text over white background)

    Well I'll be dipped in shit! Looks like the de-FFNet-izer has been disregarding all the linebreaks!

    Sorry about that, please disregard my previous complaint.

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  8. Jenkins

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    Lolz, finished latest chapter...

    Someones fuuuucckked!
     
  9. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    For the record, that was the perfect way to go about letting the truth come out. He's disoriented from exhaustion and pushed too far; it's a much better decision than having Harry explain it willingly.

    In fact, if it were otherwise, it would have taken away from the story. As it is, it makes it that much better.

    Kudos, nonjon. You're the shit.
     
  10. QuaziJoe

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    Not to be a critic, but honestly, I was a little disappointed in how easily Harry gave it up.

    But then again, I can see you writing a scene where Sirius will be picking on Harry for his little slip.

    In the mean time I'm wondering how your going to portray Harry, just after.

    ~

    "You're a Potter..."

    "No... I thought he said Pothead. I love getting high... in fact, I'm high right now... best go away, lest I corrupt the children. " Harry said in hurry, rolling his body away from the crowd.

    "But..."

    "Unprotected sex as well... I love STD'S." Harry said in a high pitch. In emphasis scratching his groin quite obviously.

    "Mmm... herpes." Harry moaned theatrically.
     
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  11. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    I'm a little confused here. Do Harry's magical arms still function when he becomes a ghost?
     
  12. pontfirebird73

    pontfirebird73 Third Year

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    he has them but they are ghost like as well.
     
  13. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    So that means he can't use them? Since he's ghost like would they just pass through everything as well? But then again they're not really physical or anything. So does being a ghost affect his magic?
     
  14. pontfirebird73

    pontfirebird73 Third Year

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    From what I gathered his magical arms are merely an extension of himself manifested by magic. I doubt he would be able to do magic while in ghost form but I am sure there are somekind of exceptions like having enchanted objects on him.
     
  15. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    When Harry's a ghost he can't touch or do anything. He still hasn't even figured out how to float properly as he has to walk everywhere. Occasionally he may think a little too much about walking and step right through the floor, but for the most part, he's still a newborn at being ghostly.

    That scene Harry used his arms to pull Sarah down and then his animagi form kind of erupted for him for preservation purposes. Sarah was already on the ground looking up when the spells passed through his body, continued on, and smacked into the Death Eaters on opposite sides.
     
  16. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Ohhhhh. Thanks for the clarification.
     
  17. mathiasgranger

    mathiasgranger Slug Club Member

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    Never underestimate Harry's abject hatred of Snape to force him to do stupid and unthinking things....Snivelly is hated by principle if nothing else!

    That is how it should be with Snape, but I don't see Harry's exposure as being a big factor moving forward. Can we have Ginny exorcised...or at least she can cast her love shield again....haha.

    ~Matt
     
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  18. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

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    Sarah will be funny.

    "Ewwwww, I wanted my own brother to bone me!"

    "Ya know...I'm not your brother in this timeline..."

    "Pervert!"
     
  19. Solcry

    Solcry First Year

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    Oh my god - I loved that ending. Loved it. Major props to you Nonjon - your stories never fail to amuse me. For some reason the word twittering sends me twittering; go figure.
     
  20. Azrael's Little Helper

    Azrael's Little Helper High Inquisitor

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    Looks like some of the biggest punches have been pulled this chapter after a whole series of red herrings and veiled half-truths. Is there an e-shrine where I can sacrifice e-yaks and e-sheep in your name because this chapter is that awesome and appears to be the main stage of what is shaping up to be a great weekend of updating fanfiction following a drought of updates.
     
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