I already did uke:

 

...wtf, man ugh this is getting worse. Next thing you know you'll get Snape thrown in somehow.

 

You jsut had to say it didn't you?
uke:
uke:

 

Gio, u have a point about the half obcessing thing

but JK, in her infinite wisdom, made harry way to obcessive

obcessed with cho chang, obcessed with quidditch, obcessed wtih being dumbledores bitch, obcessed with a ginger slut, obcessed with not learning any decent spells, obcessed with making sure hes gonna lose to voldy.....

and the list goes on...

 

Hey, so long as he doesn't get TOO obsessed with Malfoy then it's alright.

 

Harry's Obsessions:

Obsessed with Cho Chang (Lust and love)
Obsessed with the red-headed cum dumpster (Love and Lust)
Obsessed with Quidditch (He loves his broomstick)
Obsessed with Being Dumbledores Bitch (He loves Dumbledore and "is his man through and through."
Obsessed with not learning any good spells (he loves slacking)
Obsessed with losing to Voldemort (again he loves slacking)
Obsessed with Draco (*winks suggestively*)

So lets see... Everything on that list down to the last one can be traced back to love or something sexual. Methinks your list doth proveth Harry/Draco in Book 7. I mean she set it up perfectly with their interactions in Book 6. They are obviously two young angsty gay guys *snickers*

And as for Snape... Sorry, but not even I can come up with a quasi-legitimate, semi-skewed reason d'etre for that.

 

Better just two gay guys than three. But no gay guys are still better anyday.

 

Knowing JK, she'll be searching the net for fan fictions she can steal for book 7, find a way here, read this and think yeah! thats a great plan, i meant to do that of course :roll:

 

If she does that I might as well just skip book 7 and start reading a random slash fic. After I kill her of course.

 

[quote="Goddess of RanIf she does that I might as well just skip book 7 and start reading a random slash fic. After I kill her of course.[/quote]

*Hem Hem*

I say death is a pleasure compared to what we can do to her with our kitchenware implements of doom.

 

*Sits down and thinks*

Good point. I'll sharpen my Bread Knife of Doom™ then. Think she'd mind if I popped right in during the middle of the night holding a bread knife?

 

Good god...Harry and Draco are totally into each other!!! I mean, they are OBSESSED with each other here people. Granted, I am one of those 13 year old girl (HEY...I'm gonna be 14 soon!) slash supporters (don't write it, read it)...And I shall defend it to the death! (mine may be impending, as I see all you advancing with your kitchenware...*brandishes torte knife of doom*) Fear not, I shall post no links.

You do realize though, that if we use the Love/Hate relationship arguments, we end up with practically valid evidence that
Harry and all the death eaters harbor secret loves for each other,
Harry and Voldemort are totally into each other...Voldemort in particular, he had a thing for Harry since his birth,
Harry and Draco...Need I say more?
Harry and Snape...Snape has the triple whammy of hating Harry's dad, being a Voldie supporter, and just hating Harry all around
Harry and (uber icky) UMBRIDGE...EWW EWW EWW!!!!!!
Harry and all the Slytherins (H/D is foremost, but for all you slash haters, how about...H/P?)
Harry and the Dursleys?!

*coughs* well, I have currently run out of ideas... GO SLASH!!! Er...I still have my trusty kitchenware to defend me!

 

Well, yeah. I might want to add that I only read H/D, and H/Slytherin is all good. The others were mostly just me being weird. I'm all for Dursley (and Ginny) bashing. I am the stereotype. Though you can blame my friends.
Also...I don't run...except to sharpen my Uber Torte Knife of Doom.
EDIT: I also must note that I at least like Snape character, him screwing Harry is seriously wrong, but at least his character is better than UMBRIDGE!!![/i]

 

Well, I still say Snape is better. I really dislike Umbridge, she is probably a Voldemort supporter. Snape- 2XTraitor...meh...You have no idea just how much I try and ignore the last bit of the sixth book.
Umbridge, development? yeah, watch her develop into Voldemort's left-hand (wo)man.

 

I am feeling slightly dissed here. Oh well, I knew that would happen, and I was warned.
Well, for one thing, I only like well-written H/D. I suppose if somebody told me to go read some well-written Umbridge development, I'd be open to it. I mean, I am fairly open. And though I am probably the stereotypical, how many in my stereotype would actually be open to two gay guys? I mean, there is group A, as you said, but I bet that group A only likes slash 'cause they think H/D is hot. I am not sure group A is actually all that open. That would be group B...I would consider myself in group B

 

Congrats, you have just perpetuated every single negative stereotype about slash readers.

*claps hands*

Its the obsession combined with the anger that is the bulk of the "evidence" supporting the argument in favor of H/D slash. I will admit that in books 1-5 the pairing has more evidence in favor of it than H/G or even H/C.

However through your posts you have convinced me that the pairing should go the way of Harry/Umbridge. Congrats.

 

Even if no one else says it, I'll say that the thought is very appreciated, but at the same time, well **looks at your age** winks, we'll see about that right? I mean, no offense, but I remember reading HP fiction not too years older than you and well those were the old days.

Wait one sec. YOU are female. The very notion of male-male is completely unattainable/alien to you, it's a fantasy. People can have VERY weird fantasies. Openness for YOU, provided you are hetero, would be defined by if you were open to [bold]fem slash[/bold] so the point you make about slash is mote. I mean, I’m a hetero-guy, does the fact that I rather enjoy good fem-slash make me ‘open.’ Well if it does I want to know in which language ‘male chauvinist pig’ means open.

But otherwise, Gio man, give the girl some credit for bravery. Besides, it’s her own P-o-V, so mehe. The only thing that really freaks me about HP slash now days compared to oldie classics is the prevalence of M-preg. I mean wtf…if you take that route, at least write how magic allowed something so freaky happen, but NOOO, slash authors have to make it seem as if it’s as normal as a regular kind of pregnancy. And that’s the thing, do you accept THIS kind of m-preg in those

? If so….well.