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A Funny Story.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Cruentus, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. Cruentus

    Cruentus Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    The Pastor's Ass.

    A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the Bishop. So he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop. So he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    The Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is .. being concerned about public opinion can bring to much grief and misery .. even shorten your life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

    Have a nice day!
     
  2. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    The moral of the story is .. THE FREE PRESS KILLS BISHOPS
     
  3. Portus

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    You'd think the bishop would be glad for any coverage not involving the buggering of little boys.
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Bikiluf Seventh Year

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    I thought that the moral of the story was that more women should release their ass into the wild.


    It'll kill more clerics
     
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    Blaise Golden Patronus

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