Try inside the shorts. ^_^

I'm not sure the exact location of a brown persons penis but I never thought it was above the pubic hair.

 

Thats just a hairy italian.

 

I prefer this to the standard fangurl format of insta-war.

~Harry Potter and the Fangurl's Story~
by HaruldLoover01

~Chapter one~

Harry climbed the spiral staircase to Dumbledore's office.

"What is it, Professor?"

"Harry," he said gravely, "we're going to war with Voldemort."

Harry gasped. "This is so unexpected!"

~Chapter two~

"We're preparing to launch the first attack, on Malfoy Manor. Go help Kingsley."

-

"Well, Harry, there are a lot of preparations that go into waging magical war. Move this crate over there."

-

It was a grueling day of supply-moving. *Rant on how h4wt Harry is shirtless and sweating.*

"Well, we're done."

~Chapter three~

"Yletaidemmi raw dne!" the spell Harry suddenly mastered cut through the Malfoy wards, and killed every Death Eater in England.

"Yeaaahy! Whoohoo!"

~~The End~

 

That answer your question?

 

That answers the question to sooooo many things internet related.......

 

I lol'ed.

And seriously does everyone have to snipe each other constantly over this story?
Even if it is in the recycling bin.. it's not like it's stopping you from reading it yer?

Please don't hurt me. I'm sensitive.

 

Update.

Will edit in review latter.

Review: Wow about 10k words and not a single thing happened.

Rahkesh manages to get another bit of magic fused to his soul. He is going to become a wandless killing machine due to his injuries and he's going to murder Snape...

Hardly worth the chapter.

 

Update?
Oh, frabjous day!
I'm off to check my inbox. Last night, I realized it's been TWO MONTHS since the last one.

 

God dammit! I learn about an update right before I have to get in the car to go to my camp. Damn my luck!

 

10k words of filler. How dull.

 

I was not surprised but it didn't stop me from reading it twice. Finding Snape in the cell's was a nice surprise and an excellent way to build it up for a chapter with a bit more action.

 

damn that was just......never mind not worth it...

 

Post an intro and learn to capitalize, hmmm?

 

Ugh, what a disappointing chapter. Learned a bit about what Namach was afraid of and now Snape is going to die. I have a feeling the next chapter will be mostly filler as well, just picking up in the end.

 

Well with 6 weeks of him not being able to do magic I doubt we're in for much action. Looks like he's going to get good at wandless magic and re do his mind magics.

 

I agree, a reasonably dull chapter. I am interested to find out what the demons memory shows though, maybe if the author updates within a couple months I might not stop caring. It's been so long between updates that I actually forgot what the life crystals do.

 

Nothing, that actually adds to the advancement of the story. Could have used the weeks not updating, to put out a better chapter.