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Complete A Second Chance at Life Series by Miranda Flairgold - T/M

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by ChuckDaTruck, Aug 3, 2005.

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  1. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Do you really think all of your pictures hurt us?

    We have a 3000 year old vampire on our side, with such extensive bloodmagics and animagus forms that all shall tremble before our wrath.

    After fighting hand to hand with raging demons your pathetic pictures are laughable.
     
  2. Lord Osiris

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    It will be the Elves that rise up and raise this planet of us inferior mortals because what was it before...oh yeh becuase someone 10,000 years ago bet them they couldn't! Death dragons, yes plural, power all the way...Just you all wait the Elves will destroy everything whilst laughing and fucking that 3000 year old vampire with extensive blood magics up the dooper.
     
  3. Erotic Adventures of S

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    Ah but Namach and the elf general are lovers, yes we also have the power of love on our side.

    When Namachs ice Dragon and Rahkeshs Death Dragon make the beast with two backs the whole world will tremble.
     
  4. Ragon

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    Namach and the elves can get married in California.



    I give in the lulz are too much.
     
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    That's the point.

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  6. Erotic Adventures of S

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    Those pathetic knock offs pale in comparison to the glory that is real elves and Vampires. With their beautiful hypnotic eyes and ripped bodies no one can resist them
     
  7. Ragon

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    But I like vampires more
     
  8. Spira

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    Those pathetic knock offs pale in comparison to the glory that is real elves and Vampires. With their beautiful hypnotic eyes and ripped bodies no one can resist them

    Goddamn man. You just gave me some bad shivers.

    Elves and Vampires can go suck each other off for all I care.
     
  9. Dark Belra

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    STFU! 67890
     
  10. Blaise

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  11. Ragon

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  12. Erotic Adventures of S

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    Oh fuck that I give up.

    I almost vomited a little at those last two pics...

    Still Rahkesh is gonna be able to kick Vampire and Elf arse since he is now no longer mortal. Human mixed with Dragon blood, with Thunderbird, Basilisk and Death Dragon forms... he's gonna murder them.
     
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    Can you really not smell the failure?

    This story is a tiny cancer cell in DLP. We all better hope to god it isn't malignant...

    Biopsy? Please?
     
  14. Perspicacity

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    Jul 23, 2008 #1034
    Everyone always misses the sheer awesomeness that is the Phoenix. That's the real trump card, the reason he'll handle the whole "necromancy/mastery over death/death dragon" thing so spectacularly.

    Kill it. Kill it with Gum. (Fire won't work on a part-phoenix). Or not. I'll keep on reading anyway.
     
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    HA...Haha...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man, EPIC FAIL.
     
  16. fuubar

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    This thread has devolved into something worse than the majority of the Hall of Shame... Thats saying quite a bit too...
     
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    Sometimes, when something fails just hard enough, it wins.
     
  18. fuubar

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    True, very true.
     
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    Sadly, that is not the case for ASCAL...
     
  20. Spira

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    Hmm. I must be the only person here who actually likes this story.
     
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