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A study of Harry's cockblocking tendencies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Hashasheen, Jan 4, 2012.

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  1. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Jan 4, 2012 #1
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    Jan 4, 2012 #2
    Halfway threw a thought struck me with the power of Thor.

    'WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS'

    Carry on.
     
  3. noddwyd

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    I thought it was more of a 'don't do shit in front of me. you dig?' kinda thing
     
  4. Mordecai

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    Sorry, but what the fuck was that? The only answer I can provide is 'painful'.
     
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    At least they have each other.
     
  6. Azira

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    Yeah... No.
     
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    I stopped about two comments after the gifs.
     
  8. Ash

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    Jan 5, 2012 #8
    What is this I don't even
     
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    You wouldn't need this crap if you were in the habit of logging into DLP IRC. Seriously, there is better lulz over prostate exams on DLP IRC than this. :[
     
  10. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    I don't know how to log on. :(
     
  11. Trooper

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    Hashasheen
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    Besides the obvious failings of this link, everybody knows that Ron is the Cockblocker General of the HP universe.

    I mean, the way that he prevented Harry from getting his first lay (or handjob, or whatever) with Ginny in the Burrow, in DH? That was the cockblock heard 'round the world.

    The only thing that would have made it more epic is if he had taken the time to yell out, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE COCKBLOCK INQUISITION!"
     
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    Jan 10, 2012 #13
    I lol'd. >.>
     
  14. Dark Minion

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    ... as I mentioned before when someone posted the same gifs in the Meme thread:

    Harry actually isn't cockblocking.

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    Last edited: Jan 10, 2012
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    ......What the hell did I just read?
     
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