I just read a story where Voldie gets killed by a blast of 'pure love.' It made me sick, but it also gave me this idea, that is also sick. It could be done if it's just a one shot that mocks stories such as these. Unfotunately, I fear someone fanboy or fangirl out there might take such an idea seriously (not from DLP, though).

Basically, Harry tries that blast of love, and instead of killing voldie, it fills him with lust... after Harry. conquering the world isn't important, just going after harry. Could have some great reactions from harry against dumbles ginny et al about their stupidity. He could finish off possibly by just using the AK or some such, as he should have done in the first place.

 

Yeah, it's evil alright.

If you wanna go evil all the way, Harry could intentionally fuck Snape and Draco, so that jealous Voldemort kill them in retaliation for deflowering his Harry...

 

You just read a story like that? I have to say I envy your luck. I've read way too many of those.

You my dear sir are twisted...and I can only say: Good show! Although, to reduce 'squick' factor might I add Bellatrix in there...sure she might be drier than a desert after Azkaban but then she is...well a she, and who knows she might fall in instant love with Harry because he can make her squeal.

 

Well, to be realistic, he doesn't have to fuck them exactly. Just ensure that Voldemort gets his hands on some steamy love letter or something...

 

ha! you're right...I actually want to see a fic like this now....as long as it is not graphic...unless its Bella, then its okay. Or murder...I can deal with murder.

 

Oh good show, good show! Some one write this, I could use a good laugh.

Might I add the suggestion of putting Wormtail in there for some entertainment?

-Void

 

Maybe some backlash effect for Harry, have him be lusting after someone strange, preferably female.

 

Heh, I have never read even one. I could usually tell when a story is steering in that direction (the whole love crap), and I abandon it right away. The whole concept makes me sick to my stomach.

 

I'd like to see a story where Voldemort gets convinced of the Power of Love and starts trying it out for himself.

He'd then proceed to romance/bed every female he can and torture Harry with his "loving" over the scar.

Harry would then be forced to retaliate and romance/bed every girl in Hogwarts to kill him.

And the story would just go on about how they competed for the numbers of girls they'd "loved".

 

And here I thought the sick and perverse was not yet opened.

But yeah, I could see this in The Office 2: Return of something or other.

 

That title just made me feel sick. I don't know why but I started shaking just thinking of it. I think it may be genuine, true fear... It was one of those eye twitch moments, the ones you wish you could wipe from your memory.

 

Come on, not all orifices are bad, like everything there's the good and the bad. You came from one, I believe, as did I, and as the saying goes we strive to return to it as often as possible.

Props on the title by the way, genius works in mysterious ways.

 

Mixing horror, parody and smut truly is a feat.

 

You have been hitting the Carebears crossovers again?

The thread title first made think you wanted to talk about ways BunBun could exploit the Wizarding World.

But this idea of yourse? Sorry, but meh!
Does snakeface even still have human reproductive organs? Or have they been replaced with a proper cloaca?

Btw, for whoever wants to get it on with old, undead and scaly or even Nagini, need a few pointers? Oh, better point out - NSFW

 

Maybe the power the dark lord knows not is an STD?

 

I can't wait.

I hope there's some Harry/Erised moments though...