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Age Gap by Vampire Freak - T - HP/MW

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by LINKed up, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Title: Age Gap
    Author: Vampire Freak
    Genre: Romance/Drama
    Rating: T
    Pairing: MW/HP!!!!!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2403164/1/
    Summary: Harry had always wanted her, she was the first to hug him and make him feel special... when she gives him one night alone, something was created. MWHP COMPLETE

    I figured that this belongs in the MD area because of the pairing. I think that it is a bit akwerd. Read at your own risk.

    Edit: I knew that I had forrgotten something here.
     
  2. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Awesome! This is hilarious it's refreshing to see a relatively untried paring tried semi-seriously. Can't help taking it like a parody though, not very well written but funny.
     
  3. Xiph0

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    *Smacks LINKed with rolled up newspaper* No dude.. just No...
     
  4. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Why do you think that I put it HERE? And that hurt! I was seriously just randomly matching up Harry with females, lo and behold, this pops up.
     
  5. fatal

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    HAHAHA! I agree totally
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I dunno... I mean Molly's gotta be fairly experienced...

    Harry would get to see what Ginslut would be lke in 30 years.
     
  7. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Thats just is so wrong..... Not gonna touch that one. Especially after the "bust into tears" part...
     
  8. Tinder

    Tinder Seventh Year

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    bust into tears? Molly Weasley certainly has a bust worth crying for.

    Okay, that was bad. But so is this fic.
     
  9. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    That's really disturbing. I don't think an 'okay kind' of Molly Weasley/Harry Potter fanfic can actually exist.
     
  10. ulkser

    ulkser Groundskeeper

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    people have sex with their moms, ELEMENT.


    i think it is better to have sex with your best friend's mom rather than your own (harry/lily).


    also i really like age gap so it is more that ok kind for me and as you see it perfectly exists.
     
  11. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    Well, if its okay for you and its okay for the author, then I guess it has an audience. Apologies if I offended you.
    And yes, thanks, I realise that some people have sex with their mothers. I know quite a few people would disagree with what you say about Harry/Lily but I daresay it depends on the context.
     
  12. Zero

    Zero Seventh Year

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    Normally I would be a little weired out reading a fic like that, but all I could do was laugh my arse off.
     
  13. Piccaboo!

    Piccaboo! Second Year

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    Pokes with ten feet pole... Hell no,, i'm not going near that one...
     
  14. Demon God of Chaos

    Demon God of Chaos Seventh Year

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    i read the first few sentences... blinked... then felt the need to go and pull my eyeballs out of their sockets...
     
  15. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I didn't actually read it, but rather just copied the stuff and got it here on the site.
     
  16. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    This story has poor grammar and bad writing. Its also one of the most disturbing stories I've ever read.

    I'll leave the link up...FOR NOW!!!


    (P.S. I was kidding I have NO intention of taking down. The day this site becomes more restrictive than FF.net is a sad day indeed.)

    Seriously appalling. Read at your own risk.
     
  17. DarthBill

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    While it is gross to see harry/lily, at least she is attractive.

    harry/molly....beaugh :puke:
     
  18. ixazncha0six

    ixazncha0six Raptured to Hell

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    I would rather read H/Lily than Harry/MW.
     
  19. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    Ditto. In my mind, Harry/Lily works because 1) he's never actually known his mother, and 2) she's hot. Real hot. She's so hot she's steaming! I always though that she would look something like this. Obviously without the Wrist Launcher, of course. But definitely with the plunging neckline and the boots. 8) ;)
     
  20. Lady Almaren

    Lady Almaren Seventh Year

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    I read the first two paragraphs. That was just wrong. I definately would rather read Harry/Lily than that. (But only if Harry and Lily didn't know about each other.) I mean, that was Molly Weasely. She's like the lady that always lived down the street from the house and gave everyone cookies and lemonade when it was hot outside. Why would anyone want to...ewwww!!!!
     
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