I don't know, I love me SOME MOLLY!!

That Red-headed temptress probably knows all the RIGHT buttons to push on a guy!!


Plus she so fertile! And that's ALWAYS a huge turn on. 8)

 

That whole statement...wrong dude. The wrongness of that statement is just wrong. I'm not a guy but I know a few and they have agree that that whole statement was just wrong. uke:

 

And yet its true.


(At least from a Darwinian standpoint) 8)

 

Agreed!

Nothing turns me on more than knowing that my little soldiers will get her knocked up every time we fuck

Molly Weasley... Yum! *growls suggestively*

JUST KIDDING

 

I can't help but laugh at what a red haired green eyed baby would look like. I'd really like to be able to say, "A Harry/Molly fic, that's disgusting." but that would make me a hypocrite considering I've authored a Harry/Molly fic myself.

 

Link... NOW!! I need my fill of HP/MW smut! :twisted:

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2690019/1/
It isn't smut. It's humour. It's only a oneshot as well. It's not been beta read either so the grammar will suck.

 

That was pretty funny... Now off to find more HP/MW snyt uke:

 

I have to admit I have read a HP/MW fic before. Then I ran to the bathroom to throw up, slit my wrists, gouge out my eyeballs and cut my testicles off with a rusty chainsaw. So I can safely say I will never, ever.... ever read either of those fics if you paid me... Well maybe for a million. Actually, for a million pounds I would read/fuck anything/anyone. (bar my own mother & I don't mean I will fuck anything EWWW!)
Aekiel

 

The Weasleys are the reason all purebloods are related. They corner the market.

Weasley's shop for cheap, easy to use purebloods. Get 'em while they're vaguely attractive. 75% off for the runt.

 

LOL! You are so mean! But this is still MOLLY WEASLEY. She's old an married with 7 kids. Come on now guys. That's probably like throwing a pencil down a mine shaft.

 

.... uke: .....

And you said I was mean.

 

Wonder if she echoes?...

 

LMAO HHAHAHAHA! That was just sooooo WRONG!

 

Says the person with a mutilated Ginslut avatar Though that's not quite wrong and more justice being served.

Okay, let's get back on topic here and cut-back on outside banter. Chuck

 

Actually, I had to think to remember what the topic actually was. Well, that story, let's just say in this case, curiosity killed my appetite. And the full functionality of my eyes. I'll read about rape, murder and torture and laugh, but I found this genuinely disturbing. I think a comment the author makes just about sums up the feeling of this fic, "Harry... much to my own confusion is straight as a pencil..."

*shudder*

 

I was curious about the damn fic, and I wish I was not.

*shrudder*

I feel so unclean after reading it. It was soooo icky. uke:

It was weird reading the fic, like I was drowning on cotton.

Harry/Lily is one of my favourite parings, after all Lily is a MILF; Molly Weasley, I'm quite positive is not.

 

Come on, it's not that bad. So what if he wants to get with an older woman? We're DLP, MOST of the stuff we read and enjoy IS Harry with older women. So what if he wants the sagging breast and a portable Grand Canyon between her legs, to each his own! He just wants them with experience, he wants them to show him a good time and how to get things done. And haven't you heard the saying 8 makes a great harem? Now she can litterally command all of her children and their wives/husband to join her and harry in a giant sticky orgy!

Harry/Molly FTW. RESPECT THE ELDERLY! -Litterally. Like get on your knees.

[/Scarred Sarcasam]

 

And qoute: "He dreamed of the two of them being together and having a redheaded child with his own emerald green eyes."

and it would be a masculine child

spawning incestious Harry Potter/Molly Potter tansgender fics to rape the minds of the weak.

Oh the perversity of the internet. My mind is plunged into terror at the mention of a sequal.

Other than being a crapily written preggo fest, it wasn't mind numbingly horrible. At any rate it didn't faze me at all (unlesss my silent laughing was really dry heaving)

Judges Score
-1/10