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Complete Ah, Screw it! by mjimeyg - M - Humor/Adventure HP/Stargate

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Jon, Sep 13, 2016.

2.4000000953674/5, 75 votes
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  1. kinetique

    kinetique Headmaster

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    Sep 15, 2016 #21
    All of you are wrong, this is fucking amazing.

    Harry arrested the Queen. Harry gained custody of Dudley before going into space with him.

    5/5.
     
  2. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Sep 15, 2016 #22
    Surprisingly good for a Stargate crossover.

    1/5
     
  3. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 15, 2016 #23
    People who have rated it above 1/5 Are you being serious or taking the piss?

    If you're being serious can you take some time to explain your decision on your rating?
     
  4. Heleor

    Heleor EsperJones DLP Supporter

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    Sep 15, 2016 #24
    I explained my rating earlier in the thread. :|
     
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    Brb, changing my rating to 5/5 and not explaining myself just for you.
     
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  6. Starscion

    Starscion First Year

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    In a world where I've seen every type of bad fic imaginable this one is top of the trash heap. 5/5
     
  7. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 15, 2016 #27
    I genuinely think you guys don't understand how the rating system works for the library. That or we need to start restricting people who are allowed to rate stories and implement Rating Eugenics.

    You're not supposed to give a story a high rating just because you'd rather read it then contract cancer. -_-
     
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  8. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 15, 2016 #28
    Why are you people hurting my little Jonny boy.
     
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  9. Stormey

    Stormey Groundskeeper

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    Sep 16, 2016 #29
    Well done Jon. Now this is gonna end up in library.
     
  10. Innomine

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    Sep 16, 2016 #30
    All I know is that Jon recommended this story, and now it's going to be in the library. Your reputation for taste will be forever marred, Jon.

    As for the story itself, it's actually curious. Like, the content is really bad, the characters are out of context, but I found myself to be able to read it without hitting the X in disgust. So in a sense I guess it's readable, but still really really bad from a content perspective, just not a technical one.
     
  11. kinetique

    kinetique Headmaster

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    Sep 16, 2016 #31
    Is this a good example of submitting a story to be reviewed?
     
  12. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Hmm. Yep, I read a few paragraphs and this is pretty bad.

    5/5
     
  13. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Just so you guys know, I'm going to be checking the thread ratings and punishing those who are misusing the system. :awesome
     
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    That'll just be a warning, right?
     
  15. Innomine

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    Look, you put it up for review, we're just reviewing it! I think you are at least part of the problem here. :p
     
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  16. Jon

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    Sep 16, 2016 #36
    I AM ABOVE THE LAW.
     
  17. kinetique

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    I don't see how you couldn't think this masterpiece isn't a 5/5. Such new concepts and genuine creativity could only be rated as such.

    P.S why put it up in the first place?
     
  18. disturbed27

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    This fic reminded me there is still beauty in the world. Masterful.

    5/5
     
  19. crimson sun06

    crimson sun06 Order Member

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    I get the feeling this might be some sort of reverse psychology thing.

    Oh well 5/5
     
  20. SleepyCat

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    Needs more space battles.

    Then again Harry arrested the Queen.

    2/5
     
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