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Oneshot Alice's Wonderland by Vash - NC17

Discussion in 'Restricted Section' started by Antivash, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Title: Alice's Wonderland
    Author: Vash The Unholy
    Status: Oneshot
    Rating: NC-17
    Published: October 17, 2006
    Words: 2948
    Summary: Neville gets a new daddy.

    Link: DLP LJ Ficwad PatronusCharm

    Just a short little "o_O WTF" Piece. not a serious attempt at anything. Enjoy!


    Checked July 30, 2012:
    The story was deleted on ff.net, but it's also available on PatronusCharm

    Checked by Dark Syaoran, June 6, 2014.
    Updated old Ficwad link.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 30, 2012
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran Persona 4 Admin

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    Very amusing. The end bit seemed a tiny bit rushed, but everything else was good. I got a good chuckle out of it.
     
  3. cmuylistoooo

    cmuylistoooo Fourth Year

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    u never cease to cross boundaries vash.....it amazes me...thnx for the laugh...
     
  4. SushiZ

    SushiZ Auror

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    rofl, i was laughing at this. Excellent work. Creative and original 5/5.
     
  5. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    I have to agree, great work as always Vash. A bit rushed but eh.

    5/5
     
  6. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Nice idea, a bit short, and indeed very amusing.

    One question: who's going to do Frank?
     
  7. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... No one >_< unless someone WANTS to write it, I aint.
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    lolalul i know like totly rite? god vash that was ubbb-er hilariosu.:):banana::banana:



    /:wall:


    Story review: Good fucking god[​IMG][​IMG]. You've gotta post the flames this is going to get.
     
  9. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    You will never, ever cease to surprise me, Vash. I was tipped off to what was going to happen right away from the title, but I just couldn't stop. Great work, as always, and, like Xiph0 said, post the flames!
     
  10. Kari Black

    Kari Black DA Member

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    You're one fucked up dude Vash, but it was hilarious. 5/5
     
  11. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion DLP Supporter

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    Nicely done, professor. Nicely friggin done. And now the idea of "Harry the Panacea Lover" is going to bother me for hours... Crap, I just had forty story ideas. And two of them aren't bad.

    If you actually have some amusing flames, by all means post those bad boys! Oh no, I just had another, really inappropriate story idea. Vash, I think you are my Evil Depraved Muse. Well done.

    -J
     
  12. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    I've already told you that this is brilliant. Funnily enough, I think that Harry's relationship with Marie is also quite interesting. I've never pictured Harry as a healer, but it's a brilliant idea. Well done, dude.
     
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    Warlocke Prisoner

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    Ah, the healing power of Harry's other wand; is there anything that lad can't do?
    Alice, Alice, Alice... Harry gives her an orgasm (likely her first in ages) AND brings her back from a trip to Cruciatus Zombie-ville that lasted for nearly twenty years and what's the first thing she does?
    She disses the scar. That's cold. He's such a tragic figure, Harry, really he is. ;)

    Hilarious.
    You can see why Harry was in sorted into Gryffindor; he hears people right outside the door and knows he has a choice between remaining unsatisfied but not getting caught or getting his rocks off but getting caught screwing a patient by that patient's son (and one of his friends, no less)... And he goes with the second choice. Bold move, sir. That takes cahones... or sheer, horny desperation.

    Will they buy, "I was taking her temperature.", as a valid excuse and let him keep his job?
    Will Alice still let him go out with Marie? :whipped:
    Will Neville get a little brother/sister out of the deal?
    The world may never know.
     
  14. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Hence there should be a sequel. (Subtle hint.)

    And Frank can go wank.
     
  15. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman Prestige DLP Supporter

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    That was interesting, where the hell do you get your ideas from man.

    Well written, amusing and a definate keep. Needs a sequel though.
     
  16. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    very good work as always. bit short this one but still gave me a good laugh.
     
  17. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I hope Harry's good at obliviation...

    4.5/5
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran Persona 4 Admin

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    Meh. Neville should be happy. Harry cured his mother. :)
     
  19. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Thus far, I have no intention of writing a sequel. And no flames yet.

    Damn thats disappointing.

    Ive not had a single flame in AGES.

    Am I loosing my magic?
     
  20. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Stop acting like an Emo Fag, you psychologically twisted ass clown.

    There, happy?