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An ...interesting story

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Neffiedrake, May 20, 2008.

  1. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    I find it funny that he only replies to the non-DLPers and only replied to Seratin and then when the other DLPers arrive, the only response he leaves is

    I am now convinced it is one of the DLP people who have not posted. This guy was probably pissed his account was banned in the Ban Race.

    @Blaise It takes a while for it to get through. It got through and it is lulzy.
     
  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Is the author preventing reviews ? Because mine hasn't gone through. It was rather tame, IMO.
     
  3. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    It's there now, Blaise. Most amusing, btw.
     
  4. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I don't think he's too impressed with our reviews Blaise. I can't imagine why.
     
  5. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I know. I tried to think of a reason, but I'm too young and immature to come up with anything except "cunt! Fail!Whore!Tits!"

    Maybe I have Turrets syndrome...?
     
  6. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Probably because most of us think it's funny as hell. He wanted a flame-war with a bunch of hot-headed 15 year olds. Instead, he's faced with people congratulating him in a condescending sort of way......It's just awesome.
     
  7. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Could be Garrett PI. From the PM he sent after the Ban Race he seemed to have a bit of a grudge, or at the very least a serious attitude problem regarding DLP and its mods.
     
  8. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I think you got your pricks where your losers should be and your losers where your pricks should be.

    And while I'm all for the 'lulz', don't forget that sometimes when a misbehaving toddler makes a scene, the best way for daddy to make him stop crying is to ignore him and his little temper tantrum. It's doubtful that Mr. Freiman wrote this expecting positive replies from other DLP haters.

    Although I think it could have been a lot funnier.
     
  9. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Isn't Garret and old guy too? Could be.

    Nonjon: That would be the /best/ way to handle it but it would also be the least funny.
     
  10. Gullible

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    Alright, I figured Physician = the Doctor, but Pro-Tom and Lord Fingus?

    I'm probably being an idiot here but I can't figure out who they are :S
     
  11. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    What would a true parody look like? Daphne instead of Blaise for one.
     
  12. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Well, Pro-Tom was king of the castle or somesuch, so maybe Mid or Vash? As for Lord Fingus, not a clue, either.
     
  13. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Lord Eagleclaw, Light Syaoran, Peeping Tom, Jack O Niell and Midday?
     
  14. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I don't think she's handling our response nearly as well as she thought she could. And my response seems to have been ignored...

    EDIT: Never mind. She couldn't nitpick so she went for inane comments.
     
  15. Neffiedrake

    Neffiedrake First Year

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    Oh god I LOVE that review :D

     
  16. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Actually, I've got a new idea. This is the biggest troll ever, namely, some person first invented ChemicalGenocide, to get the story flamed, so that they could make up a new account and post the One-Shot to flame those that flamed CG, so that we could flame him for flaming us for flaming her ... yagettmydrift?

    They're one and the same person.

    ...
    ...

    Or maybe it's just late here.
     
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  17. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    You might be on to something there Sesc.

    This will be the first time in the history of the board that someone goes to that far a length.

    This guy is so fucking annoying it's great.

    Edit: And nice sig.
     
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  18. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Yes, well; there was that Tradition of Red-Thread if I remember correctly. But this would be taking it to a new level.

    Thanks. Your's too, btw. :D I did kinda rip the idea off ...

    And now I'm feeling realy guilty, because I've not written anything for BTLCL in days.

    ...which promptly changes to embarrassed. Thx & Fix'ed.
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2008
  19. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    I think you meant to say "I always said that Muggles were good at Potions."?

    Or did I just miss the point..
     
  20. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Intentionally or not, this guy came across as nothing but a stuck-up prick to me.

    The story was just bland and uninteresting, excluding a few decent one-liners.
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2008
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