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And now I want a man-o-cycle.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Ryuugi Shi, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Hierarch

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  3. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    I have never seen something so gay and so awesome at the same time. Fucking hilarious.
     
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  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    This.

    Also: BABY-FACE-IN-THE-CROTCH-LAZER! GOOOOOOO!
     
  6. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    No shit Sherlock. After all, Oz/Jblaise is the one true ship.
     
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    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Blaise's Golden Rule: If I can't lift you, I can't love you D:

    @Ryuugi: Know how I know you're gay?
     
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    it's gay, nothing else can be said about it. It is not awesome, funny or new, it is just gay. Disturbing kind of gay.
     
  9. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    That.

    Thatthatthatthatthat.
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Lol, penisface baby cannon. That's all I got to say.
     
  11. Ryuugi Shi

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    Oh, really?
     
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    Wow. What the Fuck?

    What's up with the babies? Do gay guys like babies?

    And that wasn't a laser. More like a photon torpedo.

    Weird as shit and twice as gay.
     
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    ... Yes, Really. There isnt any possible way to enjoy this video and NOT be gay. And not just a figurative gay. Actual You Suck Cocks IRL gay.
     
  14. Ryuugi Shi

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    I object to that statement. I am currently not seeing anyone, male or female. Nor do I desire to currently see someone, male or female. I'm busy.

    Edit: Though I suppose it's possible that, once I desire to see someone, said person could be male. But that someone could also be female. I haven't decided.
     
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    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    *Stares at the words in bold*
    *stares at the thread Ryuugi managed to start despite his "busy schedule"*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  16. Ryuugi Shi

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    I posted the video becuase I found it in a Thread on another site, and thought it was amusing. The entire process (finding the video, watching it, and making this thread) took maybe five minutes. Probably less. Which is much less time then it takes to etablish and maintain a relationship with another person. It also costs much less, meaning it didn't eat away at my (admitadly limited supply of) money.
     
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    Defensive post is defensive.

    And why in the hell would anyone willingly spend time making this?
     
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    Rofl, my best friend's bi. You all are such homophobes it's hilarious. I thought the video was rofl-tastic and I'm not a fan of dicks or hairy butt holes. It's not my bag, but it was awesome. I only flinched at the baby face....

    And go Ryuugi Shi for not giving a shit.
     
  19. Ryuugi Shi

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    Oh, please. This is hardly the weirdest that the Japanese have spent time on making. Remember the sex doll vending machine thing?
     
  20. Mercenary

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    ^QFT.

    At first I was just going to hit the big red x on the top of my screen cause it looks like youtube poop but I kept watching and... its... well I wouldnt say AWESOME but... its interesting would the word I guess?