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And The Power The Dark Lord Knows Not Is...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dubrichius, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    This one may have been done before, and if so, forgive me for my ignorance; but I was curious what everyone thought 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' might really be, instead of that sappy love bullshit. I personally believe that it will be several high-powered thermonuclear devices strapped to Harry's body, which are detonated when he gets near enough to ol' Tommie boy. What do you think it could be?
     
  2. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    Lol. Terrorist!harry? My guess is that it's going to be something he inherited from one of his ancestors or something. I honestly won't be surprised if JK goes with that 'power of love' thingy with harry sending pink beams of fluffy loveliness that reforms all the death eaters and since Voldemort can't stand love, he dies. Meh...

    Based on 1st year to HBP, Harry is simply not powerful enough to kill Voldemort. Hell, i'll be surprised if canon harry can even beat Bellatrix. JK is gonna pull a deus ex machina on Harry's ass... He's too weak as it is.
     
  3. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    The power the dark lord knows not is Slash fanfics.

    Harry will read them out, and Voldemort will throw his guts everywhere and die
     
  4. oldmagic

    oldmagic Seventh Year

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    it's love but in a different way. when harry gets to Tom all his friends are sacrificed. now that's the kinda shit i believe in.
     
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    LOL. Slash fanfics. *snickers* Well, I think that it is the power of the almighty 50 cal sniper rifle. Lets just shoot the bitch with a tank killer. That'll get rid of the bastard.
     
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    napalm :D seriously how could voldy survive being doused in the stuff?
     
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    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Napalm + Voldie + Match = NO MORE VOLDIE!!! :twisted: :twisted:
     
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    No, no, no, no...

    Haven't you lot read all the cliched Independent!Harry fics?!?!?

    It's so obvious that the power is...THROWING KNIVES.
     
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    sera...what are you smoking...everyone knows...it a blast from a sword that only appears whenever he ever he hugs ginny.
     
  11. MudEye

    MudEye Second Year

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    He should throw ginny at Voldmort .
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    LMFAO

    Not just that, it's also claws that spring out of his knuckles. And I hear that that tight yellow spandex also gives some extra power. :p
     
  13. Evil Shnitzel

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    It's the
    FORCE!!!!
    MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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    OH WHERE IS MY MIGHTY LIGHTSABER?
     
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    Actually it could be love in another form.... All Harry has to do is take a stamina potion and shag a number of females and send Voldie the feeling via the link.

    Total Orgasmic Power is the ultimate weapon against Voldie.
     
  16. Myst

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    Harry will show Voldemort episodes of the Teletubbies and Barney.


    Voldemort will be foaming at the mouth of a while.


    The finishing blow will be the Care Bear's show. after that Voldemort will die of a Heart Attack.
     
  17. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I could just see that now.

    Voldemort: No! NO!! NOT THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    *Voldemort's brain then oozes out of his ears.*
     
  18. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Ron, Hermione are going to hold Harry and Ginny's going to be sucking his cock with Dobby hum...holding his leg and hes going to suddenly feel "loved" :puke: and then hes going to shoot a pure pink fluffy Carebear at him.

    Its going to be giant and keep hugging Voldemort till he dies.
     
  19. Lord Dragon

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    its love man
     
  20. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    If it is love the only way I can accept it is if in the final battle everyone he love dies so then he gathers a huge beam of pure magic and energy and Voldie does the same and they fire it and they connect.

    Do the graveyard thing. Harry wins but wasted all his magic and dies and meets his loved ones, excluding Ginny... shes in hell....doing the devil
     
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