If you look close enough you can find references to sex in every book ever written. The human mind is obsessed with it so it'll come out in even the most non-sexual piece of writing.

 

I ship H/Hr, but only if it's done right. JKR doesn't know how to write relationships. Either the guy treats the girl like shit (Ron/Lavender), the girl is frail and weak and pathetic, etc without the guy (Lupin/Tonks), the guy becomes insane and hallucinates because he doesn't have the girl (Harry/Ginny) or the girl's personality completely changes because she doesn't have the guy (Ron/Hermione). Is there such a thing as a healthy relationship in JKR's world?

 

Lol, Good comparison Giovanni, Emmerson Spartz sounds like he should be the next guest on Dr. Phil

 

Actually... in quite a few H/Hr forums, Emerson is referred to as 'He-who-must-not-be-named'. So, yeah. I'd rather not refuse to name him. It's just easier to call him 'fuckface'.

There was a joke a few years back about an olympic swimmer named Mark Spitz. So, in the same spirit:

What does Emerson do when he gets too much of JKR in his mouth?

Emerson Spartz.