And you thought Fanfiction smut was bad...

Shinysavage · Nov 21, 2009

The shortlist for the 'Bad Sex Awards', taken from the Guardian website: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/nov/19/bad-sex-factor-prize-shortlist

Some truly amazing bits here. I think my personal favourites are:

'The Humbling', by Philip Roth

There was something primitive about it now, this woman-on-woman violence, as though, in the room filled with shadows, Pegeen were a magical composite of shaman, acrobat, and animal. It was as if she were wearing a mask on her genitals, a weird totem mask, that made her into what she was not and was not supposed to be. She could as well have been a crow or a coyote, while simultaneously Pegeen Mike.
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"Three children got together," he said, "and decided to put on a play," whereupon his performance began."
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'The Death of Bunny Munro', by Nick Cave (which, in fairness, I don't think is supposed to be entirely serious, but still)

It is exactly as he imagined it – the hair, the lips, the hole – and he slips his hands under her wasted buttocks and enters her like a fucking pile driver."
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