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(April Fools) Announcing a partnership with FanFiction.Net

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Rache

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  2. NTD

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    Buddy Christ approves of DLF.

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  3. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Also. We forgot to announce, but we, here at DLFF.NET have finally hit the milestone of:

    15,000 users
    22,201 threads


    Clearly this would not have been possible without our ingenious merger!

    P.S Do not check member numbers, we do not regularly commit mass slaughtering of our user base, and we won't be doing so again within the next week. Keep Civil and Remain Calm. All is well, people.


     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2014
  4. Another Empty Frame

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    Does this mean the return of the introduction forum so we can meet all our new members? :D
     
  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    We look forward to the continuing growth of our numbers, and wish for many more members like MrXd9889.

    The future never looked brighter.
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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  7. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Errrr.

    IGNORE MY POST. WE NEVER REACHED 15K MEMBERS. WE DID NOT SLAUGHTER OUR USER BASE.
     
  8. calutron

    calutron Unspeakable

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    This is way better than that rainbow unicorn merger. Thank god that fell through.
     
  9. DR

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    I'm assuming that this epic merger between these two wonderful paragons will result in a retraction of some of the more tragically misguided ventures we've all taken part in, namely the legal travesty that is Potter Law? Long live our new DLF overlords. I will be the first to say that the introduction of a Glee subforum is something I didn't even know was something I so desperately needed.
     
  10. bob99

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    Yay! We can finally get some more Harry/Voldemort in WBA.
     
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    Been there, done that. You might say I'm... ahead of the curve.
     
  12. fire

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    First they came with the Ginnys, and I did not speak out - Because I was a Ginnytard.
    Then they came with the Vampires, and I did not speak out - Because I was a fangirl.
    Then they came with the Ponies, and I did not speak out - Because I was a furry.
    Then they came with FF.Net - and I drowned in a deluge of shit.
     
  13. The Iron Rose

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    The highlighting is a nice touch, I must admit.

    And drives me up the fucking wall, so I must commend the effectiveness of this merger.
     
  14. Clerith

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    Ah. So that's the reason for the new glaring color scheme that hurts my eyes this early in the morning.

    Oh wells. Guess we'll just have to adapt. All hail DLF!
     
  15. H_A_Greene

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    Thank Ravenclaw. I've been holding it in fear of reprisal, but I've got a pretty decent sized XO/fusion of Twilight and DF that I've been wanting to get some second glances at -
    Instead of killing Bianca in Grave Peril, Harry is beguiled and courted by Edward, the other White Court son of Lord Raith, and whisked off his feet. I'm afraid the smut is subpar but I've been reading as much YAOI as I can to get into their mindset.
    I'll be posting it shortly in the Dresden WBA! I just know its a weight off my shoulders to get this baby posted after several months of consideration.
     
  16. South of Hell

    South of Hell Third Year

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    Jesus fuck, I wasn't expecting to be blinded upon opening the site. My room isn't supposed to have more than .0005 lux.
     
  17. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    I'd leave a review for this post, but I can't even find the review button up in this bitch.
     
  18. Nauro

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    Add an include to the ff.net scripts for Tampermonkey to fix it:


    Code:
    // ==UserScript==
    // @name        Fanfiction.net, make text selectable again
    // @include     [url]http://m.fanfiction.net/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]http://m.fictionpress.com/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]http://www.fictionpress.com/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]https://m.fanfiction.net/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]https://m.fictionpress.com/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]https://www.fanfiction.net/*[/url]
    // @include     [url]https://www.fictionpress.com/*[/url]
    // @include		[url]https://forums.darklordpotter.net/*[/url]
    // @require     [url]http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.8.3/jquery.min.js[/url]
    // @updateURL   [url]https://userscripts.org/scripts/source/179482.meta.js[/url]
    // @downloadURL [url]https://userscripts.org/scripts/source/179482.user.js[/url]
    // @version     3.5
    // @grant       GM_addStyle
    // ==/UserScript==
    
    $(".nocopy").removeClass ("nocopy");
    
    setInterval (fixInlineStyles, 999);
    
    function fixInlineStyles () {
        $("[style*='user-select']").each ( function () {
            var jThis       = $(this);
            var styleAttr   = jThis.attr ("style");
            styleAttr       = styleAttr.replace (/user-select:\s*none/g, "user-select: text");
            jThis.attr ("style", styleAttr);
        } );
    
        unsafeWindow.jQuery(document).unbind ("keydown");
    }
    
    GM_addStyle ( "                                 \
        * {                                         \
            -moz-user-select: text !important;      \
            user-select: text !important;           \
            -webkit-user-select: text !important;   \
        }                                           \
    " );
    So yeah.
     
  19. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Excellent. Quick, let's start 20 different 100-page threads where we share our favourite colour.
     
  20. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I can finally share my LxL Death Note collection, yay!
     
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