Ariana,
I do hereby pledge to uphold and defend your honor against idiot brothers and their megalomaniac friends and to try not to hold it against you if, when emotions are running high, your uncontrolled magic accidentally strips me of my topmost layers of flesh.

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... I'd hit it.

 

Warlocke definitely has the best oath so far. Kudos .

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

I would try to come up with something original, but it'd crap.

 

GRindelWaLD
dUMBLEdORe

Grumbleworld

 

I solemnly swear to forever cherish your noble sacrifice which has saved this world from its Wizard Oppressors. And may the name of Ariana always be remembered as synonymous with Beauty and Innocence and never tarnished again.

 

I swear upon my black little heart that your sacrifice, your uncontrolable magical outburst, will never be forgot, but be remembered for all time as the great turning point that saved the race that did such distruction upon her.

I am Ariana's woman, through and through...

 

Noblest Ariana.

I swear upon your muggle-defiled, brain-addled, Dark Lord-blasted corpse that I shall forever honor your sacrifice above all other Women in Refrigerators.

Furthermore, I swear to rescue you from your ignominious fate by someday writing a fic wherein your soul shall travel forward in time to bond with the soul of Luna Lovegood, and that on that day, hilarity shall ensue.

Oh, and I might also make you a pokegirl... sorry.

Big D

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to forever remember your sacrifice by participating in this mockery of the Alpha Fight Krubb.

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

Wonder who'll be first to write Harry going back in time to fuck everything up?

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

 

Big D, ease up on the pokegirl shit . Respect Ariana.

Roster updated.

The Clique Rules​

1. The Ariana Fan Club, when abbreviated, must be referred to as either "AFC", "The Clique" or "Da Clique" - no other abbreviations are prohibited.

2. No other AFC may come before the Ariana Fan Club.

3. When American Football starts and a member is wanting to refer to an American Football Conference team or American Football Conference league game, it is permissible to use "AFC" in that manner though it is our suggestion you ask forgiveness of Ariana, peace be upon her.

4. No person with the moniker "Xiph0" is allowed in the Ariana Fan Club.

5. One may only take Ariana's name in vain if it supplies lulz (humor). Otherwise, it is forbidden and you will suffer dearly. Peace be upon her.

6. An Ariana Fan Club newsletter will be maintained and supplied to the members and everyone else on DLP for no apparent reason.

More to be added.

 

Not a chance. I've already worked out a spot for her in Chapter Four. Now I just have to figure what breed she is.

Big D

 

I pledge to honor AFC, for without her sacrifice it would have been much more difficult for Rowling to assasinated the character of Albus Dumbledore: a man whom all of us dislike.

 

We'll see if it breaks scripture when it provides lulz or not.

 

I, malaga, do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragic, short, life. I promise to take no character (tertiary or otherwise) before thee and to never besmirch thy holy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

 

Is it me, or does it seem like Rowling hinted that Ariana had the potential for being far more powerful than Albus?

 

No, I got that too. I mean, who ever heard of someone who was in danger of blowing up the house with accidental magic?

Just another reason why Ariana's the shit.

Big D